…and pointing…and holding their mouths open. Heh. Try to contain your–um–glee, ladies! (Okay, okay, we love Glee just as much…but we would totes be more composed in this sitch!) You guys remember Sasha right? Because she really cements this LOLguna’s themes.

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This week, Lauren’s been promoting her new book, L.A. Candy, and Speidi’s been promoting, well, themselves. Al Roker did a number on them! Let’s take a look at it all, shall we?

Speidi on The Today Show:

Speidi on The View:

Speidi on Jimmy Fallon:

Lauren on Conan O’Brien:

…and Whitney with a cameo on Jimmy Fallon’s Hills-knock-off 7th Floor West!

Whew, anyone else have some video fatigue? Also, for those of you who don’t recognize him, that’s Gavin Rossdale from Bush. A little shout-out to the MTV of yesteryear…like this LOLguna. Or this one. Sigh.

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Oh my. Apparently some shit went down on Tuesday, where Paris pulled a Heidi and caught her man all up in the club with some honeys. She threw things, he called her crazy, and by Wednesday she was in Cristiano Ronaldo’s arms. Guess she wanted to move from the minors to the majors. Read the story linked below for all the drama!

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What’s this? Paris has a new bodyguard? Manager? PR guy? Nah, it’s just her latest boy toy, none other than Lauren’s ex Doug Reinhardt. Apparently ol’ Amanda Bynes is out and he’s been doing things like spending V-Day and, oh, going to Tokyo with Paris Hilton. You know, the usual. (Don’t forget she’s not new to the Hills scene!)

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Sigh. This sorry cross-pollination of Speidi and Dogg after Dark is like a cross between our John McCain and Brandy LOLgunas…lol. Oh, and we’re back! We’ve been in an off-season slump…despite the spin-offs.

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LOL…apparently Doug realized Stephanie Pratt was not going to help him stay relevant so he decided to go after a more famous version of her, Amanda Bynes. We guess it works?

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First Slater has a hot body with Audrina, now he’s hanging out with nobodies like Kristin Cavallari and Kim Kardashian. Oh wait, guess he’s hung out with K-Cav in the past…gross.

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Listen, Chiara…we dig you. You’re down to earth and generally have the only level head on the show. Plus you about had an aneurysm when Audrina said she was getting back with JB. But come on now – you are on the biggest show on MTV…next time give yourself a little once-over in the mirror before filming.

Also, how sad was it that Brandy had to resort to “recording” a “session” at “Audrina’s record company” (haha, okay, so maybe it’s legit). Still, we see what you did there Brandy.

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It’s been a while since we added to the flavor tag.  Also, congrats to Lauren for presenting at the Emmys last night (like a real celebrity!) and designing the helper ladies’ gowns.

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Oh man. As soon as we’re introduced to Lauren’s guy Doug on camera, she turns around and gets a new man in real life. *Looks* like she’s dating Kyle Howard from the TBS show My Boys (such a good show!). We’ll see if it lasts…he doesn’t seem too excited about the paparazzi.

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Aww, LOLgunas and LOLhans crossing paths once again!  Too bad Sam-Ron won’t grin and bear it like those Hills stars.  We’re anxiously awaiting the return of LOLhan.com!

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Heh, looks like LC likes Mary-Kate Olsen’s feud with Spencer Pratt enough to start looking like her.

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Gotta love Heidi saying she never drinks.  And she’s very religious.  Hey Heidi, going to church once a decade with Perez Hilton doesn’t really equal religious.

Mary Kate Olsen talks Spencer and his worminess on Letterman:

Yeah, def Team Olsen on this one.  Remember Spencer’s first exploitation in high school?

Looks like Slater can still woo the ladies.

Speaking of SBTB, doesn’t the new girl Brittani from the Real World look like Jessie Spano?

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(Brent Bolthouse overload here at LOLguna Beach…sorry about that!)

Aww, isn’t it cute how Brent tries to show the world he can hang with 2008 Bachelors of the Year such as Brody Jenner by being seen with his leftovers?

Yeah, not really.

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Guess Brent Bolthouse and Jared Leto are chums.  Maybe if Brent Bolthouse was on MTV back when Jared Leto was, he’d be less of a laughingstock.

Those were the good ol’ days of MTV (sigh…FOURTEEN years ago).

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For those of you keeping track at home, that’s Rumor Willis, Kristin Cavallari, and Christina Milian with Wilmer.

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Stephen Colletti and Sophia Bush (and friend) seem a bit too friendly…LOL!  You KNOW Lauren’s jealous!

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Sorry, we’re too excited about this meeting of minds to really make fun of Hilary Duff sticking her chest out or Kristin not wearing a bra.

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Speidi and Spidey (Tobey Macguire) take in a Lakers game. Love it.

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Hell yeah!  We at LOLguna Beach love it when our worlds collide.  Lee Norris, AKA Minkus from Boy Meets World, AKA Mouth from One Tree Hill, is a fellow Demon Deacon just like us at LOLguna Beach.  And we’re quietly ignoring the fact that Stephen is on OTH thus the connection…since no one cares about Stephen.  WTG Lee…sign of hitting it big-time!

P.S. You’re welcome, LC, for our cropping job that took your hideous leggings from the pic.

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Yeah…this couldn’t possibly go wrong.  And after he just proclaimed having a girlfriend who he introduced to the parents…and her three-day romp in Europe.

Brohan?

So many tags, so little time.

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We wouldn’t expect anything less from Spencer’s first foray into shadiness back in high school.  Apparently he got this picture taken with Mary Kate Olsen “drunk” and sold it for $50k.

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Sorry, Audrina, but it’s true. Your eyes are almost as freaky as hers.

We sure hope this means Paris will drop by the Hollywood Villas.

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We’re sure it was fun while it lasted, Stephen.

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