Love how they aren’t even trying to pretend that anyone else on the Hills is exciting.

P.S. Here’s a nice preview of the Hills!

Really, Whitney? We understand tanning, but in a bra? In Central Park? And with a weird skirt? We don’t know why we were expecting any better from you…

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This week, Lauren’s been promoting her new book, L.A. Candy, and Speidi’s been promoting, well, themselves. Al Roker did a number on them! Let’s take a look at it all, shall we?

Speidi on The Today Show:

Speidi on The View:

Speidi on Jimmy Fallon:

Lauren on Conan O’Brien:

…and Whitney with a cameo on Jimmy Fallon’s Hills-knock-off 7th Floor West!

Whew, anyone else have some video fatigue? Also, for those of you who don’t recognize him, that’s Gavin Rossdale from Bush. A little shout-out to the MTV of yesteryear…like this LOLguna. Or this one. Sigh.

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Let’s see…third time’s a charm? Check out all the latest gossip on the apparent nuptials of Spencer and Heidi THIS WEEKEND:

Everyone seems to be going except Lauren and Whitney…even Lo, LOL.

Another surprising wedding guest is Lauren’s roommate, Lo Bosworth.

“Yes, I am [going to the wedding]. I will be sitting, watching,” Lo dishes. However, Lo hasn’t quite decided on the perfect gift.

“I still have a few more days. I haven’t quite figured out what would be appropriate for them.”

Hmm, we’re not too sure what would be appropriate for them either. Meanwhile, Stephanie is just as confused as usual…

“I don’t know if it’s this weekend. I hope it happens but they keep changing their minds and I can’t keep up,” Stephanie explains. “There’s a possibility that Heidi’s going marry, like, Brad Pitt ! It’s just too confusing with them.”

LOL, what a vote of confidence coming from She-Spencer.

Read the whole story below. Welp, good luck Speidi from LOLgunaland!

P.S. We’ve found some more Hills peeps in Twitter land…aside from Heidi and Spencer there’s Brody, Whitney, Stephanie, and Jayde…send any more our way!

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Come on now, Whitney. You know it’s bad when even the mannequins make fun of you.

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As much as we don’t want to admit it, we’re liking Bromance better than The City so far. Granted, we’re just getting started, but Bromance is at least sort of funny. Come on, how awesome was this part?

LOL. Our first animated LOLguna. We love how this bro takes a door to the face and then acts like nothing happened at all. Oh, and we’re pretty sure that if we were on Bromance we would be Michael…*tear*.

So yeah, we’re Team Bromance so far in the battle of the spinoff of spinoffs.

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We don’t know what to say other than that we’ve found the new Justin Bobby (but we’re pretty sure we realized that a while ago). Jay either has some serious bang problems or he wants to draw attention to his hair every five seconds. Good going there, Whit.

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Heh. Whitney going a little crazy with the moola here. We sure hope she made it rain.

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Sigh…really, Whitney? We still can’t believe you have your very own show and this is how you choose to dress.

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Ya gotta feel for Lauren. Audrina’s trying to steal some fame with lame rumors, Whitney’s run off to her own show, and most of all…on what’s supposed to be her big dramatic Hills night, Speidi spoil the fun and the spotlight by announcing their wedding. What will she do to trump them all? Marry Brody? Heh.

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Sigh…Whitney has a fancy new fashion job in New York and her own new show…and yet she still can’t shake a terrible taste in clothes.  WTF Whitney?

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LOL…guess we were on to something when we first smelled something fishy between Brody and Doug. Time to break out the City *and* Bromance categories!

Oh, and speaking of The City (debuting December 29th!)…Whitney was on the show and naturally showed up a hot mess.

But wouldn’t you know it if Whitney has *two* guys in New York willing to fight for her and her fugly wardrobe!

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Looks like Whitney’s excited about something…maybe her new show The City?  Heh.

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Love it…Whitney is about to fall over because her sunglasses are so big.  And these two sets of sunglasses are just narrowly more ridiculous than Audrina’s and Lauren’s as they talk Justin Bobby atop a scenic overlook.  

We are also eating up this show that’s premiering Saturday – The Hills According to Me. Here’s like half of it.

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Gotta love Whitney’s facial expressions.

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We wouldn’t be happy either if someone was documenting those terrible-looking boots and boyfriend. Seriously though, what is this…Justin Bobby Part 2?

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Sigh.  Guess Whitney traded Hottie McHotpants from The Hills tonight for this scrub who, believe it or not, dresses worse than her.

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Oh well, we’re sure we’ll still watch.

Tonight we see Lauren get flustered, Lo continuing to be a super bitch, Spencer being a d-bag, and Whitney giving good reaction facial expressions.  The Hills is back!!

Also, when did the peace sign become a sign for hatred?

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Heh.

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Whoa, look at Whitney’s new man.  We’re glad he can look past her fugly clothes (unlike us). At least she cleaned up nice for him.

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Well, we’ve gotta hand it to Whitney Port.  She goes out of her way to make each fashion statement more of a disaster than the last.  Here she is at the MuchMusic Awards Show.  We hope Britney Canada Whore was watching, since Brody was there too!

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Welp, Jason Wahler is apparently racking up on reality TV shows, so we figure Brody has to keep up.  And unlike the Whitney spinoff rumor, we actually believe this one.

The MTV show is called Bromance and will feature guys competing for a spot in Brody’s inner circle (ugh, but Frankie Delgado’s there…who really wants that?).

(Okay, okay, maybe it’s not a spinoff, but more of a spinoff/reality show hybrid.  If Spencer never dumped Brody’s ass on The Hills, he wouldn’t need a new bro for his entourage.  But then it’s just like Paris Hilton’s new find-a-best-friend reality show.)

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For the love of God, Whitney Port, can’t you ever put together a decent outfit?

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LOL, you know it’s bad when there are rumors of a spinoff of a spinoff.  Word on the street is that Whitney’s going to get her own show.  Color us unimpressed.  What’s it going to consist of?  Reaction faces, fugly outfits, and awkward dates?  Come on now.  Also, just like the last spinoff rumor we heard…we’ll believe it when we see it.

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UPDATE: It appears that Lauren/”LC” does think Whitney can handle that shit:

“I think that Whitney will do really well with it…She is a very likable person.”

But if you think that’s confirmation of a new show, not so fast…

[Lauren] added, “I hope they do the show.”

Port was mum when asked about the spin-off.

“As far as I know, I’ve just been filming for a fourth season of The Hills,” she told Us. “Everything is just kind of hearsay at this point.

“The thought of it sounds a little scary because I’ve always tried to keep things a little bit private,” she admitted. “I just have to take everything day by day.”

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The Hills gals take it to the lanes.  We wonder who has better ball-handling skills!  And Whitney, we’re pretty tempted to use the terrible fashion choices tag again.

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Move over, MySpace.  Speidi has landed on the social networking scene with the launch of Speidiweb!  We’ll let you know how it is if ever stops timing out on us.

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The Hills crew showed up for the MTV Movie Awards…too bad they were all boring.  Except Audrina got bangs.  And Brody tried to be badass.

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Update…Whitney with a classic face!

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Come on now, Whitney…now that’s just sad.  In recent weeks she’s managed to sizably increase our terrible fashion choices on a fashion-centric show tag.

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For once we feel sorry for Justin Bobby…sounds like he’s losing all his clothes to these gals. First Whitney, now Audrina!

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LOL poor Whitney. She actually tried to not look like a trainwreck and she straightup forgot her bra.

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Lauren looks fab…Whitney looks like she dressed herself again.

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Oh Whitney, dear Whitney…WTF? We know you feel the pressure to take some fashion risks what with all your Hills cohorts releasing their own lines…but this is a major fashion don’t. And this isn’t the first time you’ve dressed yourself terribly…sigh.

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The ladies of The Hills try not to kill each other on the set of the Rolling Stone cover shoot! Plus Lauren has a little trouble being graceful…lol.

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We at LOLguna Beach realized we’ve been neglecting Whitney lately so we thought we’d dedicate a couple of LOLs to her today.

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Heh. Someone forgot her deodorant!  

Wish we could find a bigger version. Looks like it’s from the Season 1 DVD.

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It’s on! Heidi’s modeling her new clothing line, Heidiwood, mere days after Lauren premiered her line with a fashion show. Let the fashion battles begin. Also, we hear Whitney is coming out with a line too.

Check out Heidi’s comment on the girls’ fashion expertise: “When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development.”

Love it.

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Whitney, dear Whitney…so sad…

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Heh. LOLguna Beach is THRILLED to report that this is from The Hills S4 filming!

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