lol. Only Kanye West can overshadow these terrible outfits! Are you wearing drapes or something Holly? And Stephanie, the 60s called…it wants its Aqua Net back!

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Really, Whitney? We understand tanning, but in a bra? In Central Park? And with a weird skirt? We don’t know why we were expecting any better from you…

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Oy Vey! That’s right, under those fashion debacles are Stacie and Holly.

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It’s not like Audrina’s been seen with a JB hat before or anything.

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Sigh, Stephanie still can’t get a clue can she. WTF are you doing with those across-the-forehead headbands? You used to just screw up wearing them regularly, but now you’ve reached a whole new level. What are you trying to be, an Olsen twin?

Also, we’re not focusing on Brody and Audrina because we’re not entirely sure anything even happened. On one side you have a guy who’s been great at playing things up for the camera for a little bit of drama. On the other side, you have a girl who’s starved for attention. Plus where the hell did this hot steamy attraction come from? We’re not really buying it.

Update: LOL, we forgot that the first time Stephanie brought a headband to The Hills it was across the ol’ noggin.

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Come on now, Whitney. You know it’s bad when even the mannequins make fun of you.

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Audrina’s probably been waiting since Fall 2007 for this chance to be like Lauren!

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Really, Audrina?

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Kristin Cavallari pulls a Heidi and ventures into 80s fashion land. Ouch.

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Sigh…really, Whitney? We still can’t believe you have your very own show and this is how you choose to dress.

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Sigh…Whitney has a fancy new fashion job in New York and her own new show…and yet she still can’t shake a terrible taste in clothes.  WTF Whitney?

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LOL…guess we were on to something when we first smelled something fishy between Brody and Doug. Time to break out the City *and* Bromance categories!

Oh, and speaking of The City (debuting December 29th!)…Whitney was on the show and naturally showed up a hot mess.

But wouldn’t you know it if Whitney has *two* guys in New York willing to fight for her and her fugly wardrobe!

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Love that Audrina and Stephanie coordinated their cheap-looking animal prints.

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We wouldn’t be happy either if someone was documenting those terrible-looking boots and boyfriend. Seriously though, what is this…Justin Bobby Part 2?

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LOL…apparently this cutout has to do with the final contest for Brody’s new show Bromance. Count us in!

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Sigh.  Guess Whitney traded Hottie McHotpants from The Hills tonight for this scrub who, believe it or not, dresses worse than her.

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LOL.  This is from the set of Heidi’s new song Overdosin’.  Wow, just wow.

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Heh, looks like LC likes Mary-Kate Olsen’s feud with Spencer Pratt enough to start looking like her.

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Guess Audrina is important enough now to get people to help her buy clothes.  Looks like this guy is lovin her new body.  We hope he didn’t convince her to buy that leather thing.

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We’re pretty used to Speidi’s normal level of fakeness, but when they get to endorsing random things like weird clothing lines, it gets a bit too awkward. WTF are you wearing/trying to model Heidi?  And Spencer, it looks like you’re trying to crash the set of Bromance and that is just sad.

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Whoa, look at Whitney’s new man.  We’re glad he can look past her fugly clothes (unlike us). At least she cleaned up nice for him.

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Well, we’ve gotta hand it to Whitney Port.  She goes out of her way to make each fashion statement more of a disaster than the last.  Here she is at the MuchMusic Awards Show.  We hope Britney Canada Whore was watching, since Brody was there too!

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For the love of God, Whitney Port, can’t you ever put together a decent outfit?

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LOL, you know it’s bad when there are rumors of a spinoff of a spinoff.  Word on the street is that Whitney’s going to get her own show.  Color us unimpressed.  What’s it going to consist of?  Reaction faces, fugly outfits, and awkward dates?  Come on now.  Also, just like the last spinoff rumor we heard…we’ll believe it when we see it.

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UPDATE: It appears that Lauren/”LC” does think Whitney can handle that shit:

“I think that Whitney will do really well with it…She is a very likable person.”

But if you think that’s confirmation of a new show, not so fast…

[Lauren] added, “I hope they do the show.”

Port was mum when asked about the spin-off.

“As far as I know, I’ve just been filming for a fourth season of The Hills,” she told Us. “Everything is just kind of hearsay at this point.

“The thought of it sounds a little scary because I’ve always tried to keep things a little bit private,” she admitted. “I just have to take everything day by day.”

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Love it…you know Audrina and Lauren secretly adore the paparazzi for giving them more exposure. Too bad Audrina can’t let go of fugly blue hats.

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Come on now, Whitney…now that’s just sad.  In recent weeks she’s managed to sizably increase our terrible fashion choices on a fashion-centric show tag.

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For once we feel sorry for Justin Bobby…sounds like he’s losing all his clothes to these gals. First Whitney, now Audrina!

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LOL poor Whitney. She actually tried to not look like a trainwreck and she straightup forgot her bra.

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Lauren looks fab…Whitney looks like she dressed herself again.

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Heidi tried to play southern this weekend but you know she’s gangsta at heart.

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Heh…Speidi take on the Kentucky Derby with seersucker and big hat in tow!

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Oh Whitney, dear Whitney…WTF? We know you feel the pressure to take some fashion risks what with all your Hills cohorts releasing their own lines…but this is a major fashion don’t. And this isn’t the first time you’ve dressed yourself terribly…sigh.

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Heidi takes the opportunity to show off her animal side at her Heidiwood fashion show. Reminiscent of our friend Lindsay LOLhan.  Looks like this zebra lost some its skin since the last time we saw it.

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Kristin Cavallari is straight up Sound of Music with this curtain dress.

Since she’s too good for reality TV these days, maybe she wants to get into musicals.  And no, we’re not sure why we keep coming back to Sound of Music references.

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Hehe. Maybe the ticket’s actually from the hair police for that friggin braid she won’t let go of. Come on, Lauren/”LC”, pull yourself together!

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We’re not sure about giving She-Spencer all this attention but she sure does scream for it, doesn’t she? Okay okay, at least it’s better than last week’s headband horror.

This whole fight is getting old.  Bring back Stephen — and dare we say it? — Justin Bobby! 

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Love it.  Stephanie Pratt joins a long list of girls trying to make the headband work.

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Sorry, Audrina, but not the best time for you to attend a Pussycat Dolls event.  LOL!

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JK, JK. This is Heidi getting ready for her new fashion line Heidiwood. But seeing her toting around a ton of laundry while Spencer sat on his dumb ass all season long on The Hills, it’s not a stretch of the imagination.

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Whitney, dear Whitney…so sad…

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Hell yeah!  We at LOLguna Beach love it when our worlds collide.  Lee Norris, AKA Minkus from Boy Meets World, AKA Mouth from One Tree Hill, is a fellow Demon Deacon just like us at LOLguna Beach.  And we’re quietly ignoring the fact that Stephen is on OTH thus the connection…since no one cares about Stephen.  WTG Lee…sign of hitting it big-time!

P.S. You’re welcome, LC, for our cropping job that took your hideous leggings from the pic.

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Could it be? A Speidi VIDEO GAME?! Oh man…sign us up.

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Poor K-Cav. We at LOLguna Beach hear that she will NOT be on the new season of The Hills. Oh well.

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Lauren always wore that freaking headband but at least she knew how to rock it. These poor girls are just lost.

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…and we can’t forget the preview to the UPCOMING SEASON OF THE HILLS!

We don’t know what to think about this French dude. Oh wait, yes we do…he’s fugly and Lauren can do much better, even with a broken heart after Brody’s two-timing.

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Justin Bobby and his scrub self – still leaving his mark after getting thrown to the curb.

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