We are back! We may have been hibernating for six months or so, but we’ll be around to see The Hills take their final season-long bow. We’ve kind of missed the LOLgunas, so we’ll be around all season (we think).

But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

Until next week!

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Love it…Whitney is about to fall over because her sunglasses are so big.  And these two sets of sunglasses are just narrowly more ridiculous than Audrina’s and Lauren’s as they talk Justin Bobby atop a scenic overlook.  

We are also eating up this show that’s premiering Saturday – The Hills According to Me. Here’s like half of it.

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Sunglasses at inappropriate times are nothing new to LOLguna Beach…but Brody goes a little over the top with it on air with Ryan Seacrest.  Brody, you are inside.  And on the radio.  You do not need your sunglasses.

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We’re pretty used to Speidi’s normal level of fakeness, but when they get to endorsing random things like weird clothing lines, it gets a bit too awkward. WTF are you wearing/trying to model Heidi?  And Spencer, it looks like you’re trying to crash the set of Bromance and that is just sad.

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P.S. We wish we could double up on this tag:

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The Hills crew showed up for the MTV Movie Awards…too bad they were all boring.  Except Audrina got bangs.  And Brody tried to be badass.

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Update…Whitney with a classic face!

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Frankie just celebrated a birthday and managed to round up all the usual suspects. Congrats for squeezing Brody’s friendship for all it’s worth!

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Come on now, Whitney…now that’s just sad.  In recent weeks she’s managed to sizably increase our terrible fashion choices on a fashion-centric show tag.

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LOL poor Whitney. She actually tried to not look like a trainwreck and she straightup forgot her bra.

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K-Cav is living it up in Las Vegas for her 21st on January 5th..you know, like a real celebrity. But we’re sure she can party it up with the best of ‘em.

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LOLguna Beach is pumped about the season finale!

P.S. We also know these aren’t sunglasses at inappropriate times, but don’t want the “sunglasses at inappropriate times” tag to be too lonely.

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