We are back! We may have been hibernating for six months or so, but we’ll be around to see The Hills take their final season-long bow. We’ve kind of missed the LOLgunas, so we’ll be around all season (we think).

But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

Until next week!

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Nice. Spencer brainwashed his Nana into pimping the Heidi-covered Playboy.

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Love it! Remember when Heidi wanted to be a role model for young girls?

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Ugh…can Speidi do anything that’s not staged?  This looks like a throwback to Stepford Heidi.

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LOL…apparently the Speidi wedding is back on. Spencer took Heidi to Mexico and wooed her with his champagne and books about power.  Look out for Heidi on the cover of US Weekly.

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Oh man. Spencer is the new Dear Abby for Radar magazine. We can’t wait to read about homeboy phones and Playboy bunnies!

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Okay, Okay…we know this guy has a long way to go to reach Spencer heights. But Spencer should always be on the lookout.

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These paparazzi posings are getting a little out of hand.  Oh well…keep bringing it, Heidi!

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Spencer and Heidi trying to blend in with the amusement.

If only everyone could be so happy!

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