So when do you suppose Speidi will break up? Next month in front of MTV cameras? Next year after The Hills have gone by the wayside? Anyways, now you can vote for yourself at When Will Speidi Break Up?.

Our money’s on never.

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Heh…we know we did this same caption a little while ago but Justin Bobby is just ridiculous sometimes. You know homeboy does NOT want to move in with Audrina. Guess now that Brent Bolthouse fired Heidi’s ass she’ll have more time to pose for the paparazzi with Spencer. Gross.

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Gotta love the Hills girls loving the excuse to dress like sluts in the name of Halloween.  And LOL - Holly straight up reused Lauren’s sailor outfit from last year!  Meanwhile, Lauren seemed to forget another one of her costumes last year was a flapper too.  And no comment on Speidi.

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LOL. Can’t wait to hear if Sarah Palin’s reaction is like John McCain’s.

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This week on The Hills…

• Lauren haz a fashun show! (complete with Jason, Katja, and Holly Madison)
• JB says he didn’t sleep with LC, threatens to punch girls! (hmm, who could’ve started that rumor?  Could he be pictured above?)
• Lauren is still with My Boy Kyle Howard!

Plus big news in the next post!

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Love that Audrina and Stephanie coordinated their cheap-looking animal prints.

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Yeah, we’ve stopped trying to figure these two out.

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Gotta love Whitney’s facial expressions.

PS:

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This is hardly the birthday party we saw in Season 2.  WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS??  WHERE IS THE FACE CAKE???

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How’s that workin’ out for you, Spence?  Time to work on your Batman jokes.  Also, we love how Stephanie wondered how anyone would ever find out she was going out with Doug…and Audrina proceeded to tell everyone she ran into about it.  We’re surprised Brody’s mom didn’t hear it from her first!

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