After a brief hiatus, we’re back with a caption of the week. LOL at Kristin and Stacie venturing out of Hollywood to try to hunt down some men. And what is up with Kristin and Audrina being all BFF now? WTF? And how does McKaela look just like LC only with brown hair? Sigh.

AND SPEIDI BROKE UP?!! Maybe this time it’ll take…unlike this time. (Also, we’re kind of still proud of this image.)

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LOL, we never thought we’d cross paths with Ryan Cabrera again! But no, apparently he’s a pro at getting himself onto MTV shows. Ugh. And Ashlee Simpson’s one-hit wonder was way better than Ryan Cabrera’s!

So what is up with Spencer’s obsession with crystals now? Man, was that a meeting of minds between him and Charlie or what? Heh, and you know Kristin’s using that junk as a doorstop or something now.

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As to be expected, the Hills folks dressed up for Halloween! We love Speidi as Jon and Kate! For a trip down memory lane, check out last year’s LOLguna!

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Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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Sounds like a lot of celebs are trotting around town promoting these new Coke bottles…and Speidi are no different. But what about that Penta bottled water endorsement they were doing for so long?

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Oh man. Sounds like Spencer wants to be called a king now. It’s kind of sad how unsurprising that is.

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Love it! Remember when Heidi wanted to be a role model for young girls?

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This week, Lauren’s been promoting her new book, L.A. Candy, and Speidi’s been promoting, well, themselves. Al Roker did a number on them! Let’s take a look at it all, shall we?

Speidi on The Today Show:

Speidi on The View:

Speidi on Jimmy Fallon:

Lauren on Conan O’Brien:

…and Whitney with a cameo on Jimmy Fallon’s Hills-knock-off 7th Floor West!

Whew, anyone else have some video fatigue? Also, for those of you who don’t recognize him, that’s Gavin Rossdale from Bush. A little shout-out to the MTV of yesteryear…like this LOLguna. Or this one. Sigh.

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How cute is Lauren throwing the first pitch for an LA Dodgers game? Speidi’s foray into network TV and the Costa Rican jungle has left America scratching their heads and yelling at the TV, while LC reminds us why we love LC. Lauren Conrad…as American as apple pie! We aren’t really looking forward to the next season. Sigh.

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Welp, looks like Speidi can’t handle the jungle any more than we thought they could. Heidi went to the hospital in Costa Rica for a “stomach infection” and was out the next day. Oh, and apparently they’re telling Stephanie, who’s telling the Twitterverse, that they’re being tortured. And the I’m a Celebrity production people are firing back, saying the two have spent more time in hotels than out in the jungle. Man, where would this show be without Speidi?

In case you care, MTV is doing recaps of the whole week’s worth of I’m a Celebrity on Sunday afternoons with some bonus footage thrown in there.

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LOL. We saw pictures for this and just figured it was Speidi being dumb. Little did we know how far it would go. We also can’t believe we watched I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here the other night. Spencer was crazy, wasn’t he?

So…how are you going to deal with Spencer’s new rap career? Maybe we’ll find a rock to hide under until  it ends.

Looks like Lauren’s in the forgiving mood for her final episode on The Hills…not only does she go to Speidi’s wedding…she also invites Jen Bunney to her goodbye party. But she didn’t give her a speaking part, or even a caption. LOL. All we have to say is we’re surprised Jayde didn’t keel over after seeing all of Brody’s former flames in this ep. Lauren, Jen Bunney (who defriended because of him, mind you), Audrina, and then Kristin Cavallari. Man oh man!

Oh, and is it just us or does Charlie look like Sleazy T +50 lbs?

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Love it. Lo looked a little unprepared (or unmakeuped?) for this scene…and Steph had her head in the clouds per usual. Oh, and we’re not the biggest fans of Audrina, but how good did she look at Nylon?

Sorry we’ve been MIA lately. Oh, and have you heard about Speidi’s new reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here? “Celebrity”…yeah. Coming June 1st!

P.S. do you think this is the real Lauren on Twitter?

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LOL. Who goes to pick up their wedding dress with a compact…and a blackberry…and a fancy video camera…and a cowboy hat? We sure hope this is our last Speidi wedding LOLguna, but sometimes we just can’t help ourselves.

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It’s true. We must be gluttons for punishment because we can’t stop looking at the wonder that is the Speidi Wedding. I mean, really? You brought MTV along AT YOUR WEDDING? Sigh.

In other news, we hear Kristin Cavallari will return to reality TV and be in a few eps of the next season of The Hills! What’s that? You’ll never return to reality TV again, Kristin?

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Welp, it’s happened. Speidi have officially tied the knot. In front of MTV cameras no less. Looks like the whole gang showed up, which we guess is nice. Congratulations (we think)!

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Let’s see…third time’s a charm? Check out all the latest gossip on the apparent nuptials of Spencer and Heidi THIS WEEKEND:

Everyone seems to be going except Lauren and Whitney…even Lo, LOL.

Another surprising wedding guest is Lauren’s roommate, Lo Bosworth.

“Yes, I am [going to the wedding]. I will be sitting, watching,” Lo dishes. However, Lo hasn’t quite decided on the perfect gift.

“I still have a few more days. I haven’t quite figured out what would be appropriate for them.”

Hmm, we’re not too sure what would be appropriate for them either. Meanwhile, Stephanie is just as confused as usual…

“I don’t know if it’s this weekend. I hope it happens but they keep changing their minds and I can’t keep up,” Stephanie explains. “There’s a possibility that Heidi’s going marry, like, Brad Pitt ! It’s just too confusing with them.”

LOL, what a vote of confidence coming from She-Spencer.

Read the whole story below. Welp, good luck Speidi from LOLgunaland!

P.S. We’ve found some more Hills peeps in Twitter land…aside from Heidi and Spencer there’s Brody, Whitney, Stephanie, and Jayde…send any more our way!

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Really, Spencer? You’ve stooped to endorsing bottled water for a quick buck? All we could think of with the name penta was pentagram…you know, the symbol of Satan’s footprint and all. With an endorsement from Spencer, it sure don’t give you wings.

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Maybe Heidi’s found her calling as a car model. And we didn’t think Spencer could look like any more of a d-bag…and then he put on this leather jacket.

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Sigh. This sorry cross-pollination of Speidi and Dogg after Dark is like a cross between our John McCain and Brandy LOLgunas…lol. Oh, and we’re back! We’ve been in an off-season slump…despite the spin-offs.

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LOL…first Speidi say they love John McCain and Sarah Palin, but now they’re totes on board with Barack Obama. Speidi, could this mean sometimes you guys fake things???!?!?!

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Love it. Despite Heidi’s drunken state, she’s still acutely aware of the MTV cameras filming yet another one of Spencer’s proposals.

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LC breaking out her inner 90s with her trip home. This ep had a little too much Jay and a little too little Justin Bobby. Also, LOL at us getting to see Speidi’s wedding next week.

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You didn’t think Speidi would go and get married and not have more a ton of other staged photos pop up, now did you? We wonder if they ever get lonely just hanging out on their own and with their paparazzi friends.

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Ya gotta feel for Lauren. Audrina’s trying to steal some fame with lame rumors, Whitney’s run off to her own show, and most of all…on what’s supposed to be her big dramatic Hills night, Speidi spoil the fun and the spotlight by announcing their wedding. What will she do to trump them all? Marry Brody? Heh.

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LOL…why in the world would Speidi give up the chance to parade around their wedding by eloping? Oh wait, they kinda did that with their US Weekly cover story. Love it.

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So when do you suppose Speidi will break up? Next month in front of MTV cameras? Next year after The Hills have gone by the wayside? Anyways, now you can vote for yourself at When Will Speidi Break Up?.

Our money’s on never.

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Gotta love the Hills girls loving the excuse to dress like sluts in the name of Halloween.  And LOL – Holly straight up reused Lauren’s sailor outfit from last year!  Meanwhile, Lauren seemed to forget another one of her costumes last year was a flapper too.  And no comment on Speidi.

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LOL. Can’t wait to hear if Sarah Palin’s reaction is like John McCain’s.

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Yeah, we’ve stopped trying to figure these two out.

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LOL.  So let us get this straight…apparently gossip blogger Perez Hilton (best friend to the one and only Speidi) heard from *someone* that Lauren hooked up with Audrina’s boy toy Justin Bobby.  JUSTIN BOBBY.  We’re not even going to justify the rumor with a link (because we’re so much above it, duh)!

Audrina, being the ditz that she is, immediately responded via her blog, saying she doesn’t know who to trust:

I woke up this morning and it seems like just about every gossip magazine or blog has a story about Lauren hooking up with Justin. 

I’m not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful. 

I can’t comment on whether they are true or false.

Sure.  Sounds like Speidi called you up and told you this would be a great way to drum up some drama. Lauren didn’t seem to want to take it sitting down, and boy didn’t she:

Here we go again…   I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm… I wonder who it could be? I’m baffled… What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with Perez…? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let me know because I am truly stumped.  The rumor I’m referring to is that I “hooked up” with Audrina’s non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I’m being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren’t taking it seriously. Do they think I was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn’t around. I have been there for Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of hooking up with him?? It’s the most awkward position to put me in because I can’t defend myself without putting both her and Justin down. Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin. The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I’ve known for years and even shared a home with, thinks that I’m capable of that kind of betrayal. I would NEVER hurt a friend like that! Audrina – We promised we wouldn’t let people get into our ears and make us fight. You KNOW I didn’t do this and I have never given you a reason not to trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don’t want to fight with you. Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I have always been there for you and now I’m being attacked for something I didn’t do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn’t.

Love it.  Especially communicating to Audrina via blog post.  And her description of JB.  Who knows, maybe she got tired of bitches stealing her exes so she thought she’d do the same thing.  But yeah, Justin Bobby?  That’s not even LOLable.  Of course I’m sure Adam Divello et al at MTV are loving this.

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This is hardly the birthday party we saw in Season 2.  WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS??  WHERE IS THE FACE CAKE???

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How’s that workin’ out for you, Spence?  Time to work on your Batman jokes.  Also, we love how Stephanie wondered how anyone would ever find out she was going out with Doug…and Audrina proceeded to tell everyone she ran into about it.  We’re surprised Brody’s mom didn’t hear it from her first!

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Heidi, you are such a lucky girl.  We’re so jealous we don’t have a Spencer to arrange a picnic complete with paparazzi to document it all.  Happy Birthday!

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Ugh…can Speidi do anything that’s not staged?  This looks like a throwback to Stepford Heidi.

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Oh well, we’re sure we’ll still watch.

Holler…we cannot wait!  Will Lauren patch up her friendship with Audrina?  Will Speidi ever talk to Stephanie again?  Will Heidi’s sister choose the good side or the dark side?  Will Lo continue in “super bitchy” mode?  Will Whitney whore it up?  Who knows!  And that’s why we love The Hills.  Tonight at 10pm…be there.

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Okay, maybe this is no SpeidiWeb. Oh well, we still enjoy it.

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Sad…if we’re to believe the preview of Season 4 of The Hills, Speidi is no longer talking to Stephanie Pratt.  But, in true Pratt fashion, these siblings both found themselves acting a fool at separate gaming parties.

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Thank the Lord, Spencer and Heidi are not engaged.  Except we all know they kinda deserve each other.

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Guess not all of us are cool enough for Speidiweb.  Check out Audrina’s ONE & ONLY! “PUBLIC” MYSPACE!  Meanwhile (well, 2+ years ago), Kristin doesn’t want anything to do with MySpace.

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We at LOLguna Beach are proud to live in a country where girls chase down fame and beauty with as much vigor as Heidi, Lauren, and Audrina, guys chase down power and fame with as much hunger as Spencer and Brody, and sites like this can make fun of it all. Happy 4th of July!  Team USA!

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Gotta love Heidi saying she never drinks.  And she’s very religious.  Hey Heidi, going to church once a decade with Perez Hilton doesn’t really equal religious.

Mary Kate Olsen talks Spencer and his worminess on Letterman:

Yeah, def Team Olsen on this one.  Remember Spencer’s first exploitation in high school?

Heidi Montag – Fashion

“We’re financing [the album] ourselves on a shoestring budget,” Pratt said. “It’s so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We’re just heating up the water in the bathtub. It’s gonna get hot!”

There really are no words.

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Oh Lord…just when you thought Speidi couldn’t get any worse, they decided to get dangerous with some major artillery – 10 G’s worth.  Come on now, you people are not that famous.  (Guess this is gun week here on LOLguna Beach.)

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We’re pretty used to Speidi’s normal level of fakeness, but when they get to endorsing random things like weird clothing lines, it gets a bit too awkward. WTF are you wearing/trying to model Heidi?  And Spencer, it looks like you’re trying to crash the set of Bromance and that is just sad.

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P.S. We wish we could double up on this tag:

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Move over, MySpace.  Speidi has landed on the social networking scene with the launch of Speidiweb!  We’ll let you know how it is if ever stops timing out on us.

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LOL…apparently the Speidi wedding is back on. Spencer took Heidi to Mexico and wooed her with his champagne and books about power.  Look out for Heidi on the cover of US Weekly.

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LOL, leave it to Speidi to capitalize on Mother’s Day.  Add it to their ever-growing roster of LOLidays.  Too bad they had to drag Heidi’s mom into it!

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Heh…Speidi take on the Kentucky Derby with seersucker and big hat in tow!

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Justin Bobby seems a little too normal…he must be on something.  Plus Spencer’s “be callous to Heidi to win her back” plan is just pathetic.  Please, Stephen, come to The Hills and bring something interesting to the table!

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Speidi debut Heidiwood at Kitson and these poor girls are caught in the crossfire.  Please, parents…don’t let your children have Heidi and Spencer as role models.  No good can come from it.

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If we hear “relationship vacation” one more time we’re going to collectively hurl.

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LOL, sorry Audrina…that pose just jumped out at us.  And as much as it pains us to say it: def on Team Spencer this ep.  Heidi needs to get out of here with her “relationship vacation” AKA relay-vacay!

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Happy Easter from LOLguna Beach!

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Oh man. Spencer is the new Dear Abby for Radar magazine. We can’t wait to read about homeboy phones and Playboy bunnies!

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Love it.

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Speidi and Spidey (Tobey Macguire) take in a Lakers game. Love it.

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Holler…MTV has an extended preview of Season 3 of The Hills up! She-Spencer matriculating with LC? Heidi and Justin Bobby trying to weasel their way back into the club? Oh man. LOLguna Beach can’t wait!

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JK, JK. This is Heidi getting ready for her new fashion line Heidiwood. But seeing her toting around a ton of laundry while Spencer sat on his dumb ass all season long on The Hills, it’s not a stretch of the imagination.

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Could it be? A Speidi VIDEO GAME?! Oh man…sign us up.

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Happy Valentine’s Day from LOLguna Beach!

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Okay, Okay…we know this guy has a long way to go to reach Spencer heights. But Spencer should always be on the lookout.

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LOLguna Beach wishes you a very Merry Christmas!

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This is the first time we at LOLguna Beach have seen this picture with Lauren in it.  Heck, we even used the more popular Speidi version in the N of DUNZO.  We guess it’s a blessing in disguise though to be distanced from those two.

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Okay, apparently not officially broken up, but the wedding is off. If it’s not a publicity stunt to upstage Lauren’s “life-changing” news (LOLguna Beach is, obvi, on the West Coast so don’t spoil it for us)…then we are sad to see this transpire. Whoever would they find other than each other?!

Don’t worry, surely we’ll slip in another Speidi picture or two in the future. We can’t help it.  We wish we could quit you, Speidi.

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Congrats on BOTH making the Top 10 Dumbest Celebrities Speidi!

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If only everyone could be so happy!

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