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So when do you suppose Speidi will break up? Next month in front of MTV cameras? Next year after The Hills have gone by the wayside? Anyways, now you can vote for yourself at When Will Speidi Break Up?.
Our money’s on never.
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Nov 04
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Gotta love the Hills girls loving the excuse to dress like sluts in the name of Halloween. And LOL - Holly straight up reused Lauren’s sailor outfit from last year! Meanwhile, Lauren seemed to forget another one of her costumes last year was a flapper too. And no comment on Speidi.
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Nov 01
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LOL. Can’t wait to hear if Sarah Palin’s reaction is like John McCain’s.
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Oct 23
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Yeah, we’ve stopped trying to figure these two out.
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Oct 17
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LOL. So let us get this straight…apparently gossip blogger Perez Hilton (best friend to the one and only Speidi) heard from *someone* that Lauren hooked up with Audrina’s boy toy Justin Bobby. JUSTIN BOBBY. We’re not even going to justify the rumor with a link (because we’re so much above it, duh)!
Audrina, being the ditz that she is, immediately responded via her blog, saying she doesn’t know who to trust:
I woke up this morning and it seems like just about every gossip magazine or blog has a story about Lauren hooking up with Justin.
I’m not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful.
I can’t comment on whether they are true or false.
Sure. Sounds like Speidi called you up and told you this would be a great way to drum up some drama. Lauren didn’t seem to want to take it sitting down, and boy didn’t she:
Here we go again…
I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm… I wonder who it could be? I’m baffled… What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with Perez…? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let me know because I am truly stumped.
The rumor I’m referring to is that I “hooked up” with Audrina’s non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I’m being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren’t taking it seriously. Do they think I was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn’t around. I have been there for Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of hooking up with him?? It’s the most awkward position to put me in because I can’t defend myself without putting both her and Justin down.
Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin.
The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I’ve known for years and even shared a home with, thinks that I’m capable of that kind of betrayal. I would NEVER hurt a friend like that!
Audrina - We promised we wouldn’t let people get into our ears and make us fight. You KNOW I didn’t do this and I have never given you a reason not to trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don’t want to fight with you. Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I have always been there for you and now I’m being attacked for something I didn’t do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn’t.
Love it. Especially communicating to Audrina via blog post. And her description of JB. Who knows, maybe she got tired of bitches stealing her exes so she thought she’d do the same thing. But yeah, Justin Bobby? That’s not even LOLable. Of course I’m sure Adam Divello et al at MTV are loving this.
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Oct 03
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This is hardly the birthday party we saw in Season 2. WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS?? WHERE IS THE FACE CAKE???
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Sep 22
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How’s that workin’ out for you, Spence? Time to work on your Batman jokes. Also, we love how Stephanie wondered how anyone would ever find out she was going out with Doug…and Audrina proceeded to tell everyone she ran into about it. We’re surprised Brody’s mom didn’t hear it from her first!
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Sep 22
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Heidi, you are such a lucky girl. We’re so jealous we don’t have a Spencer to arrange a picnic complete with paparazzi to document it all. Happy Birthday!
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Sep 15
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Ugh…can Speidi do anything that’s not staged? This looks like a throwback to Stepford Heidi.
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Sep 01
Okay, last night when we were watching last season’s episode where Lauren sees Stephen again and then the season premiere, we couldn’t help but notice the similarities:
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Oh well, we’re sure we’ll still watch.
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Aug 19