But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

Until next week!

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As to be expected, the Hills folks dressed up for Halloween! We love Speidi as Jon and Kate! For a trip down memory lane, check out last year’s LOLguna!

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We can see the Halloween costume now…ATTACK OF THE TWO-HEADED BLONDE!!!

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Looks like Stephanie’s back in jail after getting a DUI leaving Holly’s birthday party last night! Oh snap! You may recall she served a little time for shoplifting. How sad is it that we’ve made this same LOLguna this month?

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Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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lol. Only Kanye West can overshadow these terrible outfits! Are you wearing drapes or something Holly? And Stephanie, the 60s called…it wants its Aqua Net back!

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Nice. Spencer brainwashed his Nana into pimping the Heidi-covered Playboy.

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Welp, LC’s flown the coop, so the B-List ladies of The Hills need to figure out some way to make a living, right? Naturally, the next step is to do some motorcycle modeling. Love Lo’s Fonz look. LOL!

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Welp, looks like Speidi can’t handle the jungle any more than we thought they could. Heidi went to the hospital in Costa Rica for a “stomach infection” and was out the next day. Oh, and apparently they’re telling Stephanie, who’s telling the Twitterverse, that they’re being tortured. And the I’m a Celebrity production people are firing back, saying the two have spent more time in hotels than out in the jungle. Man, where would this show be without Speidi?

In case you care, MTV is doing recaps of the whole week’s worth of I’m a Celebrity on Sunday afternoons with some bonus footage thrown in there.

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Love it. Lo looked a little unprepared (or unmakeuped?) for this scene…and Steph had her head in the clouds per usual. Oh, and we’re not the biggest fans of Audrina, but how good did she look at Nylon?

Sorry we’ve been MIA lately. Oh, and have you heard about Speidi’s new reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here? “Celebrity”…yeah. Coming June 1st!

P.S. do you think this is the real Lauren on Twitter?

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Note Shady McSpencer in the background!

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Sigh, Stephanie still can’t get a clue can she. WTF are you doing with those across-the-forehead headbands? You used to just screw up wearing them regularly, but now you’ve reached a whole new level. What are you trying to be, an Olsen twin?

Also, we’re not focusing on Brody and Audrina because we’re not entirely sure anything even happened. On one side you have a guy who’s been great at playing things up for the camera for a little bit of drama. On the other side, you have a girl who’s starved for attention. Plus where the hell did this hot steamy attraction come from? We’re not really buying it.

Update: LOL, we forgot that the first time Stephanie brought a headband to The Hills it was across the ol’ noggin.

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It’s true. We must be gluttons for punishment because we can’t stop looking at the wonder that is the Speidi Wedding. I mean, really? You brought MTV along AT YOUR WEDDING? Sigh.

In other news, we hear Kristin Cavallari will return to reality TV and be in a few eps of the next season of The Hills! What’s that? You’ll never return to reality TV again, Kristin?

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Welp, it’s happened. Speidi have officially tied the knot. In front of MTV cameras no less. Looks like the whole gang showed up, which we guess is nice. Congratulations (we think)!

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Let’s see…third time’s a charm? Check out all the latest gossip on the apparent nuptials of Spencer and Heidi THIS WEEKEND:

Everyone seems to be going except Lauren and Whitney…even Lo, LOL.

Another surprising wedding guest is Lauren’s roommate, Lo Bosworth.

“Yes, I am [going to the wedding]. I will be sitting, watching,” Lo dishes. However, Lo hasn’t quite decided on the perfect gift.

“I still have a few more days. I haven’t quite figured out what would be appropriate for them.”

Hmm, we’re not too sure what would be appropriate for them either. Meanwhile, Stephanie is just as confused as usual…

“I don’t know if it’s this weekend. I hope it happens but they keep changing their minds and I can’t keep up,” Stephanie explains. “There’s a possibility that Heidi’s going marry, like, Brad Pitt ! It’s just too confusing with them.”

LOL, what a vote of confidence coming from She-Spencer.

Read the whole story below. Welp, good luck Speidi from LOLgunaland!

P.S. We’ve found some more Hills peeps in Twitter land…aside from Heidi and Spencer there’s Brody, Whitney, Stephanie, and Jayde…send any more our way!

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All we can say is why the hell is Stephanie so friggin’ prominent in this episode??

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LOL…apparently Doug realized Stephanie Pratt was not going to help him stay relevant so he decided to go after a more famous version of her, Amanda Bynes. We guess it works?

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Cameron tries to take things to the next level with Stephanie…lol.

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Love that Audrina and Stephanie coordinated their cheap-looking animal prints.

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Yeah, great job keeping your story straight, Steph.  Love it!  We also loved Jarrett’s triumphant return that consisted solely of girl talk.

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Love how Stephanie somehow believes only guys get arrested.  Oh wait!  LOL, and you know she had some recollection of her criminal past when she broke out that knowledge about bail bond places in Vegas.

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Of course Brody, Lo, etc are going to try to get Audrina out of the picture.  They’re trying to raise their salaries per episode.

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Oh well, we’re sure we’ll still watch.

Holler…we cannot wait!  Will Lauren patch up her friendship with Audrina?  Will Speidi ever talk to Stephanie again?  Will Heidi’s sister choose the good side or the dark side?  Will Lo continue in “super bitchy” mode?  Will Whitney whore it up?  Who knows!  And that’s why we love The Hills.  Tonight at 10pm…be there.

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Sad…if we’re to believe the preview of Season 4 of The Hills, Speidi is no longer talking to Stephanie Pratt.  But, in true Pratt fashion, these siblings both found themselves acting a fool at separate gaming parties.

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Lauren’s running out of people to hate!

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Heh…rewatching The Hills Season 2 and Spencer’s a d-bag from Day 1.

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Frankie just celebrated a birthday and managed to round up all the usual suspects. Congrats for squeezing Brody’s friendship for all it’s worth!

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Gotta love those Pratts. Spencer can’t hold himself together without Heidi and Stephanie still can’t buy a clue with headband fashion…

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We’re not sure about giving She-Spencer all this attention but she sure does scream for it, doesn’t she? Okay okay, at least it’s better than last week’s headband horror.

This whole fight is getting old.  Bring back Stephen — and dare we say it? — Justin Bobby! 

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Love it.  Stephanie Pratt joins a long list of girls trying to make the headband work.

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Holler…MTV has an extended preview of Season 3 of The Hills up! She-Spencer matriculating with LC? Heidi and Justin Bobby trying to weasel their way back into the club? Oh man. LOLguna Beach can’t wait!

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She-Spencer going to great lengths to fit in with the Laguna Beach crowd.

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