We are back! We may have been hibernating for six months or so, but we’ll be around to see The Hills take their final season-long bow. We’ve kind of missed the LOLgunas, so we’ll be around all season (we think).

But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

Until next week!

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As to be expected, the Hills folks dressed up for Halloween! We love Speidi as Jon and Kate! For a trip down memory lane, check out last year’s LOLguna!

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We can see the Halloween costume now…ATTACK OF THE TWO-HEADED BLONDE!!!

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Looks like Stephanie’s back in jail after getting a DUI leaving Holly’s birthday party last night! Oh snap! You may recall she served a little time for shoplifting. How sad is it that we’ve made this same LOLguna this month?

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Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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lol. Only Kanye West can overshadow these terrible outfits! Are you wearing drapes or something Holly? And Stephanie, the 60s called…it wants its Aqua Net back!

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Nice. Spencer brainwashed his Nana into pimping the Heidi-covered Playboy.

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Welp, LC’s flown the coop, so the B-List ladies of The Hills need to figure out some way to make a living, right? Naturally, the next step is to do some motorcycle modeling. Love Lo’s Fonz look. LOL!

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Welp, looks like Speidi can’t handle the jungle any more than we thought they could. Heidi went to the hospital in Costa Rica for a “stomach infection” and was out the next day. Oh, and apparently they’re telling Stephanie, who’s telling the Twitterverse, that they’re being tortured. And the I’m a Celebrity production people are firing back, saying the two have spent more time in hotels than out in the jungle. Man, where would this show be without Speidi?

In case you care, MTV is doing recaps of the whole week’s worth of I’m a Celebrity on Sunday afternoons with some bonus footage thrown in there.

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Love it. Lo looked a little unprepared (or unmakeuped?) for this scene…and Steph had her head in the clouds per usual. Oh, and we’re not the biggest fans of Audrina, but how good did she look at Nylon?

Sorry we’ve been MIA lately. Oh, and have you heard about Speidi’s new reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here? “Celebrity”…yeah. Coming June 1st!

P.S. do you think this is the real Lauren on Twitter?

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