First she’s a model, now she’s an actress!  Audrina works the set of Into the Blue 2 (we’re sure this will line her right up for an Academy Award). Looks like she made her own little inbreastment.

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Nice. Conveniently around the time Justin Bobby’s about to make his epic return to The Hills, we find out he’s got a modeling gig with Orthodox. Maybe you can give Audrina some tips for modeling with clothes on, JB.

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Heidi takes the opportunity to show off her animal side at her Heidiwood fashion show. Reminiscent of our friend Lindsay LOLhan.  Looks like this zebra lost some its skin since the last time we saw it.

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LOL. Audrina took these photos when she was 19 in hopes of getting into Playboy. Bet she never banked on them to get unleashed on the world…or did she?

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It’s on! Heidi’s modeling her new clothing line, Heidiwood, mere days after Lauren premiered her line with a fashion show. Let the fashion battles begin. Also, we hear Whitney is coming out with a line too.

Check out Heidi’s comment on the girls’ fashion expertise: “When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development.”

Love it.

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Good job trying to keep relevant, Jason. At a Horton Hears a Who premiere. Oh and Katja accompanied him, but meh.

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JK, JK. This is Heidi getting ready for her new fashion line Heidiwood. But seeing her toting around a ton of laundry while Spencer sat on his dumb ass all season long on The Hills, it’s not a stretch of the imagination.

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Yeah…this couldn’t possibly go wrong.  And after he just proclaimed having a girlfriend who he introduced to the parents…and her three-day romp in Europe.

Brohan?

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From The Hills’ LAX New Year’s Eve party.

Sorry, Audrina, but it’s true. Your eyes are almost as freaky as hers.

We sure hope this means Paris will drop by the Hollywood Villas.

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Heidi’s turning a new leaf in ‘08.  We wish her luck…but will welcome her back with open arms should she decide to come back to the dark, judgmental side.

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