Oh man. Apparently the Miss Universe pageant was strapped for cash because they picked Heidi Montag as entertainment! Sorry, hon, but you’re no Britney.

They claim in the article that she’s lip-syncing big time, but the video doesn’t seem detailed enough to show us.

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What’s this? Paris has a new bodyguard? Manager? PR guy? Nah, it’s just her latest boy toy, none other than Lauren’s ex Doug Reinhardt. Apparently ol’ Amanda Bynes is out and he’s been doing things like spending V-Day and, oh, going to Tokyo with Paris Hilton. You know, the usual. (Don’t forget she’s not new to the Hills scene!)

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LOL.  This is from the set of Heidi’s new song Overdosin’.  Wow, just wow.

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Okay, last night when we were watching last season’s episode where Lauren sees Stephen again and then the season premiere, we couldn’t help but notice the similarities:

Oh well, we’re sure we’ll still watch.

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”I would go out on a limb and say this is probably the biggest show we’ve ever had,” says MTV Networks’ president of entertainment, Brian Graden. ”With Lauren Conrad, a whole generation of women see themselves in her.” Says Tony DiSanto, MTV’s exec VP of series programming and development, ”It’s almost becoming like a novel at this point, like this generation’s A Tale of Two Cities or Oliver Twist.”

Sweet.

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Oh Heidi…release a song or two and you think you’re hot stuff or something.  Oh wait, you already thought that.  Kinda like Audrina.

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Update: We really should read the stories that go along with these pictures before just stealing them.  Heidi gives an interview with USA Today saying she wants to release a Christian album one day.  Here are some of the highlights:

“I fell in love with him the second I saw him,” she says. “He’s the most amazing person to exist. Everything you could ever want in a best friend, soul mate and boyfriend.”

Vomit.

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

LOL, that is rich.  Yes, Heidi, you are right up there with Jesus for getting “persecuted” for spreading sex tape rumors.

Montag identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist” and hopes to release a Christian album one day. Both she and Pratt read the Bible conscientiously. Montag even planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.

That’s right, when Spencer’s not reading Forbes and books about power.

This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.”

Sounds like a solid, geniune plan!

Montag likes to think she and the Jonas Brothers are part of a new wave of positive role models. “As a parent, I would not want my daughter looking up to someone throwing money away, on drugs or coming out of rehab,” she says.

Oh yes, Heidi, you are such a pillar of good will.

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“We’re financing [the album] ourselves on a shoestring budget,” Pratt said. “It’s so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We’re just heating up the water in the bathtub. It’s gonna get hot!”

There really are no words.

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Guess Brent Bolthouse and Jared Leto are chums.  Maybe if Brent Bolthouse was on MTV back when Jared Leto was, he’d be less of a laughingstock.

Those were the good ol’ days of MTV (sigh…FOURTEEN years ago).

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Move over, MySpace.  Speidi has landed on the social networking scene with the launch of Speidiweb!  We’ll let you know how it is if ever stops timing out on us.

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Oh, Chase from Laguna Beach Season 3, you need to learn that your badassness stops at being the frontman for “Open Air Stereo”.  LOL.

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