Sounds like a lot of celebs are trotting around town promoting these new Coke bottles…and Speidi are no different. But what about that Penta bottled water endorsement they were doing for so long?

[Source]

Oh man. Sounds like Spencer wants to be called a king now. It’s kind of sad how unsurprising that is.

[Story][Source]

ROFL. Kristin is all up in the JB for the cameras.

[Source, x2, x3, x4, x5, x6]

Love it! Remember when Heidi wanted to be a role model for young girls?

[Source]

Oh yeah. That’s classy.

[Source]

Welp, looks like Speidi can’t handle the jungle any more than we thought they could. Heidi went to the hospital in Costa Rica for a “stomach infection” and was out the next day. Oh, and apparently they’re telling Stephanie, who’s telling the Twitterverse, that they’re being tortured. And the I’m a Celebrity production people are firing back, saying the two have spent more time in hotels than out in the jungle. Man, where would this show be without Speidi?

In case you care, MTV is doing recaps of the whole week’s worth of I’m a Celebrity on Sunday afternoons with some bonus footage thrown in there.

[Story, x2][Source]

It’s true. We must be gluttons for punishment because we can’t stop looking at the wonder that is the Speidi Wedding. I mean, really? You brought MTV along AT YOUR WEDDING? Sigh.

In other news, we hear Kristin Cavallari will return to reality TV and be in a few eps of the next season of The Hills! What’s that? You’ll never return to reality TV again, Kristin?

[Source, x2, x3, x4, x5]

Really, Spencer? You’ve stooped to endorsing bottled water for a quick buck? All we could think of with the name penta was pentagram…you know, the symbol of Satan’s footprint and all. With an endorsement from Spencer, it sure don’t give you wings.

[Source]

Maybe Heidi’s found her calling as a car model. And we didn’t think Spencer could look like any more of a d-bag…and then he put on this leather jacket.

[Source, x2]

You didn’t think Speidi would go and get married and not have more a ton of other staged photos pop up, now did you? We wonder if they ever get lonely just hanging out on their own and with their paparazzi friends.

[Source, x2, x3, x4, x5, x6]

LOL…apparently Doug realized Stephanie Pratt was not going to help him stay relevant so he decided to go after a more famous version of her, Amanda Bynes. We guess it works?

[Source, x2, x3]

LOL…why in the world would Speidi give up the chance to parade around their wedding by eloping? Oh wait, they kinda did that with their US Weekly cover story. Love it.

[Source]

So when do you suppose Speidi will break up? Next month in front of MTV cameras? Next year after The Hills have gone by the wayside? Anyways, now you can vote for yourself at When Will Speidi Break Up?.

Our money’s on never.

[Source]

LOL. Can’t wait to hear if Sarah Palin’s reaction is like John McCain’s.

[Source, x2, x3, x4]

LOL.  So let us get this straight…apparently gossip blogger Perez Hilton (best friend to the one and only Speidi) heard from *someone* that Lauren hooked up with Audrina’s boy toy Justin Bobby.  JUSTIN BOBBY.  We’re not even going to justify the rumor with a link (because we’re so much above it, duh)!

Audrina, being the ditz that she is, immediately responded via her blog, saying she doesn’t know who to trust:

I woke up this morning and it seems like just about every gossip magazine or blog has a story about Lauren hooking up with Justin. 

I’m not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful. 

I can’t comment on whether they are true or false.

Sure.  Sounds like Speidi called you up and told you this would be a great way to drum up some drama. Lauren didn’t seem to want to take it sitting down, and boy didn’t she:

Here we go again…   I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm… I wonder who it could be? I’m baffled… What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with Perez…? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let me know because I am truly stumped.  The rumor I’m referring to is that I “hooked up” with Audrina’s non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I’m being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren’t taking it seriously. Do they think I was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn’t around. I have been there for Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of hooking up with him?? It’s the most awkward position to put me in because I can’t defend myself without putting both her and Justin down. Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin. The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I’ve known for years and even shared a home with, thinks that I’m capable of that kind of betrayal. I would NEVER hurt a friend like that! Audrina – We promised we wouldn’t let people get into our ears and make us fight. You KNOW I didn’t do this and I have never given you a reason not to trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don’t want to fight with you. Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I have always been there for you and now I’m being attacked for something I didn’t do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn’t.

Love it.  Especially communicating to Audrina via blog post.  And her description of JB.  Who knows, maybe she got tired of bitches stealing her exes so she thought she’d do the same thing.  But yeah, Justin Bobby?  That’s not even LOLable.  Of course I’m sure Adam Divello et al at MTV are loving this.

[Source, x2]

Heidi, you are such a lucky girl.  We’re so jealous we don’t have a Spencer to arrange a picnic complete with paparazzi to document it all.  Happy Birthday!

[Story][Source]

We at LOLguna Beach are proud to live in a country where girls chase down fame and beauty with as much vigor as Heidi, Lauren, and Audrina, guys chase down power and fame with as much hunger as Spencer and Brody, and sites like this can make fun of it all. Happy 4th of July!  Team USA!

[Source]

Oh Heidi…release a song or two and you think you’re hot stuff or something.  Oh wait, you already thought that.  Kinda like Audrina.

[Source]

Update: We really should read the stories that go along with these pictures before just stealing them.  Heidi gives an interview with USA Today saying she wants to release a Christian album one day.  Here are some of the highlights:

“I fell in love with him the second I saw him,” she says. “He’s the most amazing person to exist. Everything you could ever want in a best friend, soul mate and boyfriend.”

Vomit.

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

LOL, that is rich.  Yes, Heidi, you are right up there with Jesus for getting “persecuted” for spreading sex tape rumors.

Montag identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist” and hopes to release a Christian album one day. Both she and Pratt read the Bible conscientiously. Montag even planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.

That’s right, when Spencer’s not reading Forbes and books about power.

This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.”

Sounds like a solid, geniune plan!

Montag likes to think she and the Jonas Brothers are part of a new wave of positive role models. “As a parent, I would not want my daughter looking up to someone throwing money away, on drugs or coming out of rehab,” she says.

Oh yes, Heidi, you are such a pillar of good will.

[Story]

We’re pretty used to Speidi’s normal level of fakeness, but when they get to endorsing random things like weird clothing lines, it gets a bit too awkward. WTF are you wearing/trying to model Heidi?  And Spencer, it looks like you’re trying to crash the set of Bromance and that is just sad.

[Source, x2]

P.S. We wish we could double up on this tag:

[Source]

Welp, Jason Wahler is apparently racking up on reality TV shows, so we figure Brody has to keep up.  And unlike the Whitney spinoff rumor, we actually believe this one.

The MTV show is called Bromance and will feature guys competing for a spot in Brody’s inner circle (ugh, but Frankie Delgado’s there…who really wants that?).

(Okay, okay, maybe it’s not a spinoff, but more of a spinoff/reality show hybrid.  If Spencer never dumped Brody’s ass on The Hills, he wouldn’t need a new bro for his entourage.  But then it’s just like Paris Hilton’s new find-a-best-friend reality show.)

[Story][Source]

LOL…of course Spencer would hang out with Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis.

[Source]

Love it…you know Audrina and Lauren secretly adore the paparazzi for giving them more exposure. Too bad Audrina can’t let go of fugly blue hats.

[Source, x2]

The ladies of The Hills try not to kill each other on the set of the Rolling Stone cover shoot! Plus Lauren has a little trouble being graceful…lol.

[Story][Source, x2, x3]

Nice. Conveniently around the time Justin Bobby’s about to make his epic return to The Hills, we find out he’s got a modeling gig with Orthodox. Maybe you can give Audrina some tips for modeling with clothes on, JB.

[Story][Source]

Heh, even a few days later this is still funny.  Apparently after hearing about her endorsement of him, John McCain thinks Heidi is a talented actress and never misses an ep of The Hills. Unfortunately we won’t find out who Lauren’s gonna vote for.

[Story, x2][Source, x2]

First it was LB, then The Hills, and then Celebrity Rap Superstar…now Jason’s hit the big time with his own show on VH1!  We can’t wait.

[Story][Source]

Happy Easter from LOLguna Beach!

[Source]

LOL. Audrina took these photos when she was 19 in hopes of getting into Playboy. Bet she never banked on them to get unleashed on the world…or did she?

NSFW! [Story][Source, x2]

Oh man. Spencer is the new Dear Abby for Radar magazine. We can’t wait to read about homeboy phones and Playboy bunnies!

[Story][Source]

Love it.

[Source]

Could it be? A Speidi VIDEO GAME?! Oh man…sign us up.

[Story][ Inspiration][Source]

Happy Valentine’s Day from LOLguna Beach!

[Source]

Yeah…this couldn’t possibly go wrong.  And after he just proclaimed having a girlfriend who he introduced to the parents…and her three-day romp in Europe.

Brohan?

So many tags, so little time.

[Story][Source, x2]

These paparazzi posings are getting a little out of hand.  Oh well…keep bringing it, Heidi!

[Source, x2]

We wouldn’t expect anything less from Spencer’s first foray into shadiness back in high school.  Apparently he got this picture taken with Mary Kate Olsen “drunk” and sold it for $50k.

[Story][Source]

Sorry, Audrina, but it’s true. Your eyes are almost as freaky as hers.

We sure hope this means Paris will drop by the Hollywood Villas.

[Source, x2]

K-Cav is living it up in Las Vegas for her 21st on January 5th..you know, like a real celebrity. But we’re sure she can party it up with the best of ‘em.

[Story][Source]

LOLguna Beach wishes you a very Merry Christmas!

[Source]

For two girls who hate each other so much, they sure pose the same.

Could K-Cav be storming her way onto The Hills?

[Story][Source]

Okay, apparently not officially broken up, but the wedding is off. If it’s not a publicity stunt to upstage Lauren’s “life-changing” news (LOLguna Beach is, obvi, on the West Coast so don’t spoil it for us)…then we are sad to see this transpire. Whoever would they find other than each other?!

Don’t worry, surely we’ll slip in another Speidi picture or two in the future. We can’t help it.  We wish we could quit you, Speidi.

[Story]

Congrats on BOTH making the Top 10 Dumbest Celebrities Speidi!

[Story][Source]

If only everyone could be so happy!

[ Inspiration, x2] [Source]