But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

Until next week!

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…and pointing…and holding their mouths open. Heh. Try to contain your–um–glee, ladies! (Okay, okay, we love Glee just as much…but we would totes be more composed in this sitch!) You guys remember Sasha right? Because she really cements this LOLguna’s themes.

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As to be expected, the Hills folks dressed up for Halloween! We love Speidi as Jon and Kate! For a trip down memory lane, check out last year’s LOLguna!

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You know Lo doesn’t want any Cavadrama! So…does anyone think Kristin and Justin Bobby will last? lol.

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Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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Welp, LC’s flown the coop, so the B-List ladies of The Hills need to figure out some way to make a living, right? Naturally, the next step is to do some motorcycle modeling. Love Lo’s Fonz look. LOL!

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Welp, another one bites the dust. Apparently Audrina is leaving The Hills and getting her own MTV show! What exactly is going to happen on this show? Audrina pretending to be over Justin Bobby and blankly staring at people? Don’t know about you guys, but we’re getting some major Hills-spinoff fatigue.

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LOL. All we know was this had to do with an Oakley event about learning to surf. WTF.

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Love it. Lo looked a little unprepared (or unmakeuped?) for this scene…and Steph had her head in the clouds per usual. Oh, and we’re not the biggest fans of Audrina, but how good did she look at Nylon?

Sorry we’ve been MIA lately. Oh, and have you heard about Speidi’s new reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here? “Celebrity”…yeah. Coming June 1st!

P.S. do you think this is the real Lauren on Twitter?

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Welp, it’s happened. Speidi have officially tied the knot. In front of MTV cameras no less. Looks like the whole gang showed up, which we guess is nice. Congratulations (we think)!

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Let’s see…third time’s a charm? Check out all the latest gossip on the apparent nuptials of Spencer and Heidi THIS WEEKEND:

Everyone seems to be going except Lauren and Whitney…even Lo, LOL.

Another surprising wedding guest is Lauren’s roommate, Lo Bosworth.

“Yes, I am [going to the wedding]. I will be sitting, watching,” Lo dishes. However, Lo hasn’t quite decided on the perfect gift.

“I still have a few more days. I haven’t quite figured out what would be appropriate for them.”

Hmm, we’re not too sure what would be appropriate for them either. Meanwhile, Stephanie is just as confused as usual…

“I don’t know if it’s this weekend. I hope it happens but they keep changing their minds and I can’t keep up,” Stephanie explains. “There’s a possibility that Heidi’s going marry, like, Brad Pitt ! It’s just too confusing with them.”

LOL, what a vote of confidence coming from She-Spencer.

Read the whole story below. Welp, good luck Speidi from LOLgunaland!

P.S. We’ve found some more Hills peeps in Twitter land…aside from Heidi and Spencer there’s Brody, Whitney, Stephanie, and Jayde…send any more our way!

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Good one, Brody. LOL. Wow, so how desperate is Audrina for attention?

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Oh snap. LC is outta here! After this coming season she’s leaving The Hills. What the hell? It better not go the way of The City (vomit).

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Gotta love the Hills girls loving the excuse to dress like sluts in the name of Halloween.  And LOL – Holly straight up reused Lauren’s sailor outfit from last year!  Meanwhile, Lauren seemed to forget another one of her costumes last year was a flapper too.  And no comment on Speidi.

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And…she’s out. Audrina’s finally taken Justin Bobby’s advice and is high-tailing it out of Chateau Audrina. Hmm…wonder what she’ll do now that there’s no real reason for her to be on The Hills anymore?

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Of course Brody, Lo, etc are going to try to get Audrina out of the picture.  They’re trying to raise their salaries per episode.

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Come on girls, you’re from Southern California.  You should know how to surf.  Oh well, at least they aren’t feuding.  They almost look as happy with their LG Villa surfboard as Lo was when she was trying to reach a higher place at the DKNY Beach House.  LOL.

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Oh well, we’re sure we’ll still watch.

Tonight we see Lauren get flustered, Lo continuing to be a super bitch, Spencer being a d-bag, and Whitney giving good reaction facial expressions.  The Hills is back!!

Also, when did the peace sign become a sign for hatred?

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Holler…we cannot wait!  Will Lauren patch up her friendship with Audrina?  Will Speidi ever talk to Stephanie again?  Will Heidi’s sister choose the good side or the dark side?  Will Lo continue in “super bitchy” mode?  Will Whitney whore it up?  Who knows!  And that’s why we love The Hills.  Tonight at 10pm…be there.

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LC couldn’t get Samantha Ronson to enjoy being her friend so we guess she just decided to Samantha Ronson-ize Lo.  We like her latest plan…surround herself with ugly people so she looks better.

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Apparently Lo said something to piss Lauren off.  Oh, what was it, how she’s just laying by the pool since graduating?  Love it.

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Oh yeah, so they celebrated the 4th of July at the DKNY Beach House with paparazzi all around.  It’s the American way!

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Dieter, Dieter, Dieter.  Slide down a waterslide with two lovely Hills ladies and all you can think about is how scared you are.

Oh and check out the FAIL Blog for lots of failage.

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Guess Lauren and Lo are taking drastic measures to protect their inner circle!  Heh.

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Good luck, Audrina. But with Lo running the show, we doubt we’ll ever see you back in LC’s coveted circle.

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The Hills gals take it to the lanes.  We wonder who has better ball-handling skills!  And Whitney, we’re pretty tempted to use the terrible fashion choices tag again.

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Frankie just celebrated a birthday and managed to round up all the usual suspects. Congrats for squeezing Brody’s friendship for all it’s worth!

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Lo is gettin her LOlhan on with youthful exuberance during hard times…

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Natch, the Hills crew had to make it out to the Maxim Top 100 party after dominating the list: Heidi at 36, Lauren at 56, and Audrina at 74 (sorry, Lo, but there’s only room for one Bosworth).  Apparently Audrina didn’t get the memo that getting a boob job would make people ask her about her boobs.  Oh and Brody found a new friend.

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LC and Lo always know how to talk given the circumstances.

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This week on The Hills…Lo acts like a biatch!

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Don’t worry, it’s just her waiter…

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