We are back! We may have been hibernating for six months or so, but we’ll be around to see The Hills take their final season-long bow. We’ve kind of missed the LOLgunas, so we’ll be around all season (we think).

But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

Until next week!

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…and pointing…and holding their mouths open. Heh. Try to contain your–um–glee, ladies! (Okay, okay, we love Glee just as much…but we would totes be more composed in this sitch!) You guys remember Sasha right? Because she really cements this LOLguna’s themes.

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As to be expected, the Hills folks dressed up for Halloween! We love Speidi as Jon and Kate! For a trip down memory lane, check out last year’s LOLguna!

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You know Lo doesn’t want any Cavadrama! So…does anyone think Kristin and Justin Bobby will last? lol.

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Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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Welp, LC’s flown the coop, so the B-List ladies of The Hills need to figure out some way to make a living, right? Naturally, the next step is to do some motorcycle modeling. Love Lo’s Fonz look. LOL!

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Welp, another one bites the dust. Apparently Audrina is leaving The Hills and getting her own MTV show! What exactly is going to happen on this show? Audrina pretending to be over Justin Bobby and blankly staring at people? Don’t know about you guys, but we’re getting some major Hills-spinoff fatigue.

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LOL. All we know was this had to do with an Oakley event about learning to surf. WTF.

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Love it. Lo looked a little unprepared (or unmakeuped?) for this scene…and Steph had her head in the clouds per usual. Oh, and we’re not the biggest fans of Audrina, but how good did she look at Nylon?

Sorry we’ve been MIA lately. Oh, and have you heard about Speidi’s new reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here? “Celebrity”…yeah. Coming June 1st!

P.S. do you think this is the real Lauren on Twitter?

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Welp, it’s happened. Speidi have officially tied the knot. In front of MTV cameras no less. Looks like the whole gang showed up, which we guess is nice. Congratulations (we think)!

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