After a brief hiatus, we’re back with a caption of the week. LOL at Kristin and Stacie venturing out of Hollywood to try to hunt down some men. And what is up with Kristin and Audrina being all BFF now? WTF? And how does McKaela look just like LC only with brown hair? Sigh.

AND SPEIDI BROKE UP?!! Maybe this time it’ll take…unlike this time. (Also, we’re kind of still proud of this image.)

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…and pointing…and holding their mouths open. Heh. Try to contain your–um–glee, ladies! (Okay, okay, we love Glee just as much…but we would totes be more composed in this sitch!) You guys remember Sasha right? Because she really cements this LOLguna’s themes.

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LOL…Jen Bunney clearly is not used to paparazzi in her face like Heidi! Guess Lauren’s mortal frenemies wanted to catch up with a cup of joe!

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Amazing pastel portraits taken from The Hills scenes! This is one of many pieces in the With Friends Like These… exhibit. Of course we had to caption the LOLguna we made of this face. Some more images:

• ‘The Hills’ | Lauren Conrad’s Pastel Pathos
• From MTV To Art: “The Hills” In Pastels
• the hills are alive – an interview with karin bubaš

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Welp, LC’s flown the coop, so the B-List ladies of The Hills need to figure out some way to make a living, right? Naturally, the next step is to do some motorcycle modeling. Love Lo’s Fonz look. LOL!

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Welp, another one bites the dust. Apparently Audrina is leaving The Hills and getting her own MTV show! What exactly is going to happen on this show? Audrina pretending to be over Justin Bobby and blankly staring at people? Don’t know about you guys, but we’re getting some major Hills-spinoff fatigue.

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This week, Lauren’s been promoting her new book, L.A. Candy, and Speidi’s been promoting, well, themselves. Al Roker did a number on them! Let’s take a look at it all, shall we?

Speidi on The Today Show:

Speidi on The View:

Speidi on Jimmy Fallon:

Lauren on Conan O’Brien:

…and Whitney with a cameo on Jimmy Fallon’s Hills-knock-off 7th Floor West!

Whew, anyone else have some video fatigue? Also, for those of you who don’t recognize him, that’s Gavin Rossdale from Bush. A little shout-out to the MTV of yesteryear…like this LOLguna. Or this one. Sigh.

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How cute is Lauren throwing the first pitch for an LA Dodgers game? Speidi’s foray into network TV and the Costa Rican jungle has left America scratching their heads and yelling at the TV, while LC reminds us why we love LC. Lauren Conrad…as American as apple pie! We aren’t really looking forward to the next season. Sigh.

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Looks like Lauren’s in the forgiving mood for her final episode on The Hills…not only does she go to Speidi’s wedding…she also invites Jen Bunney to her goodbye party. But she didn’t give her a speaking part, or even a caption. LOL. All we have to say is we’re surprised Jayde didn’t keel over after seeing all of Brody’s former flames in this ep. Lauren, Jen Bunney (who defriended because of him, mind you), Audrina, and then Kristin Cavallari. Man oh man!

Oh, and is it just us or does Charlie look like Sleazy T +50 lbs?

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We all saw K-Cav on the preview for next week’s Hills finale…looks like she’s for realz gonna be on the next season. And blackberrying it up with fellow attention-monger Stacie. We’re sure Brody doesn’t think this is awkward at all – she is his ex after all (remember Lauren in season 2 about Brody? “He’s been touched by Kristin. He’s, like, tainted.” Love it).

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Love it. Lo looked a little unprepared (or unmakeuped?) for this scene…and Steph had her head in the clouds per usual. Oh, and we’re not the biggest fans of Audrina, but how good did she look at Nylon?

Sorry we’ve been MIA lately. Oh, and have you heard about Speidi’s new reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here? “Celebrity”…yeah. Coming June 1st!

P.S. do you think this is the real Lauren on Twitter?

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Welp, it’s happened. Speidi have officially tied the knot. In front of MTV cameras no less. Looks like the whole gang showed up, which we guess is nice. Congratulations (we think)!

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Let’s see…third time’s a charm? Check out all the latest gossip on the apparent nuptials of Spencer and Heidi THIS WEEKEND:

Everyone seems to be going except Lauren and Whitney…even Lo, LOL.

Another surprising wedding guest is Lauren’s roommate, Lo Bosworth.

“Yes, I am [going to the wedding]. I will be sitting, watching,” Lo dishes. However, Lo hasn’t quite decided on the perfect gift.

“I still have a few more days. I haven’t quite figured out what would be appropriate for them.”

Hmm, we’re not too sure what would be appropriate for them either. Meanwhile, Stephanie is just as confused as usual…

“I don’t know if it’s this weekend. I hope it happens but they keep changing their minds and I can’t keep up,” Stephanie explains. “There’s a possibility that Heidi’s going marry, like, Brad Pitt ! It’s just too confusing with them.”

LOL, what a vote of confidence coming from She-Spencer.

Read the whole story below. Welp, good luck Speidi from LOLgunaland!

P.S. We’ve found some more Hills peeps in Twitter land…aside from Heidi and Spencer there’s Brody, Whitney, Stephanie, and Jayde…send any more our way!

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The eyes say it all! LC knows some shit is going down in Hawaii. And this time she doesn’t even care that it’s her old boy toy!

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Okay, okay…so maybe we’ve been a bit neglectful towards LOLguna Beach these past few months. But that all changes now! Next week, the best show this side of Laguna Beach is returning! Check this out…

…we love how it looks like the whole season could fit into a single episode.

Also, guess who has twitter accounts? None other than Heidi and Spencer. Shocker!

See y’all next week!

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Oh snap. LC is outta here! After this coming season she’s leaving The Hills. What the hell? It better not go the way of The City (vomit).

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What’s this? Paris has a new bodyguard? Manager? PR guy? Nah, it’s just her latest boy toy, none other than Lauren’s ex Doug Reinhardt. Apparently ol’ Amanda Bynes is out and he’s been doing things like spending V-Day and, oh, going to Tokyo with Paris Hilton. You know, the usual. (Don’t forget she’s not new to the Hills scene!)

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Audrina’s probably been waiting since Fall 2007 for this chance to be like Lauren!

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We don’t know what to say other than that we’ve found the new Justin Bobby (but we’re pretty sure we realized that a while ago). Jay either has some serious bang problems or he wants to draw attention to his hair every five seconds. Good going there, Whit.

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Yes, it’s true…we’re back from having a life in order to catch up on the Hills finale and more. What can we say about this finale? Hmm, how about the LC/Heidi reunion was so disappointing that they had to stick it in the middle? Ouch. (P.S. we know we already made a ChamiLOLionaire but if the LOL fits…)

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LC breaking out her inner 90s with her trip home. This ep had a little too much Jay and a little too little Justin Bobby. Also, LOL at us getting to see Speidi’s wedding next week.

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We love how Brody’s always the only one in Lauren’s pool. Guess Audrina realized the error of her ways and how gross Justin Bobby is. And apparently Spencer is a decent person in the eyes of someone other than Heidi, lol. Umm and who can’t wait until The City and Bromance December 29th??

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Ya gotta feel for Lauren. Audrina’s trying to steal some fame with lame rumors, Whitney’s run off to her own show, and most of all…on what’s supposed to be her big dramatic Hills night, Speidi spoil the fun and the spotlight by announcing their wedding. What will she do to trump them all? Marry Brody? Heh.

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We’re wondering if Lauren has had that Cleopatra eyeliner tattooed to her face. Oh and of course we had to reference LOLhan thanks to its triumphant return today!

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Oh, Jen Bunney…how appropriate of you. We’re sure you’ve moved on from stealing Brody and getting dumped by Lauren…but we haven’t.

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Gotta love the Hills girls loving the excuse to dress like sluts in the name of Halloween.  And LOL – Holly straight up reused Lauren’s sailor outfit from last year!  Meanwhile, Lauren seemed to forget another one of her costumes last year was a flapper too.  And no comment on Speidi.

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So we hear Heidi came up to Lauren at her fashion show after-party to congratulate her. ZOMG LAUREN HEIDI REUNION?!?!?  Somehow we doubt it.

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This week on The Hills…

• Lauren haz a fashun show! (complete with Jason, Katja, and Holly Madison)
• JB says he didn’t sleep with LC, threatens to punch girls! (hmm, who could’ve started that rumor?  Could he be pictured above?)
• Lauren is still with My Boy Kyle Howard!

Plus big news in the next post!

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Love it…Whitney is about to fall over because her sunglasses are so big.  And these two sets of sunglasses are just narrowly more ridiculous than Audrina’s and Lauren’s as they talk Justin Bobby atop a scenic overlook.  

We are also eating up this show that’s premiering Saturday – The Hills According to Me. Here’s like half of it.

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Audrina “doesn’t know what to think” about the rumors of Lauren shacking up with Justin Bobby (eww) so obviously she would run into Heidi’s arms!  LOL.  Better watch out, cause who knows what Lauren will do now.  We don’t know what we’d do if someone spread a rumor like that!  Seriously, it’s probably worse than the sex tape rumor.

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LOL.  So let us get this straight…apparently gossip blogger Perez Hilton (best friend to the one and only Speidi) heard from *someone* that Lauren hooked up with Audrina’s boy toy Justin Bobby.  JUSTIN BOBBY.  We’re not even going to justify the rumor with a link (because we’re so much above it, duh)!

Audrina, being the ditz that she is, immediately responded via her blog, saying she doesn’t know who to trust:

I woke up this morning and it seems like just about every gossip magazine or blog has a story about Lauren hooking up with Justin. 

I’m not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful. 

I can’t comment on whether they are true or false.

Sure.  Sounds like Speidi called you up and told you this would be a great way to drum up some drama. Lauren didn’t seem to want to take it sitting down, and boy didn’t she:

Here we go again…   I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm… I wonder who it could be? I’m baffled… What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with Perez…? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let me know because I am truly stumped.  The rumor I’m referring to is that I “hooked up” with Audrina’s non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I’m being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren’t taking it seriously. Do they think I was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn’t around. I have been there for Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of hooking up with him?? It’s the most awkward position to put me in because I can’t defend myself without putting both her and Justin down. Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin. The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I’ve known for years and even shared a home with, thinks that I’m capable of that kind of betrayal. I would NEVER hurt a friend like that! Audrina – We promised we wouldn’t let people get into our ears and make us fight. You KNOW I didn’t do this and I have never given you a reason not to trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don’t want to fight with you. Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I have always been there for you and now I’m being attacked for something I didn’t do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn’t.

Love it.  Especially communicating to Audrina via blog post.  And her description of JB.  Who knows, maybe she got tired of bitches stealing her exes so she thought she’d do the same thing.  But yeah, Justin Bobby?  That’s not even LOLable.  Of course I’m sure Adam Divello et al at MTV are loving this.

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Yeah, great job keeping your story straight, Steph.  Love it!  We also loved Jarrett’s triumphant return that consisted solely of girl talk.

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It’s been a while since we added to the flavor tag.  Also, congrats to Lauren for presenting at the Emmys last night (like a real celebrity!) and designing the helper ladies’ gowns.

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And…she’s out. Audrina’s finally taken Justin Bobby’s advice and is high-tailing it out of Chateau Audrina. Hmm…wonder what she’ll do now that there’s no real reason for her to be on The Hills anymore?

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Yep, we’re re-LOLing this photo. Lauren Conrad has a three-book deal about – you guessed it – one girl’s trials and tribulations as she moves to Hollywood.  She sure is milking her one-hour move from Laguna Beach for all it’s worth.

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LOL…WTF Lauren?

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Of course Brody, Lo, etc are going to try to get Audrina out of the picture.  They’re trying to raise their salaries per episode.

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Come on girls, you’re from Southern California.  You should know how to surf.  Oh well, at least they aren’t feuding.  They almost look as happy with their LG Villa surfboard as Lo was when she was trying to reach a higher place at the DKNY Beach House.  LOL.

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Love it…Lauren’s said that she needs a nice guy only about a million times.  But tonight Dougie gets the shaft.

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Oh well, we’re sure we’ll still watch.

Oh man. As soon as we’re introduced to Lauren’s guy Doug on camera, she turns around and gets a new man in real life. *Looks* like she’s dating Kyle Howard from the TBS show My Boys (such a good show!). We’ll see if it lasts…he doesn’t seem too excited about the paparazzi.

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Tonight we see Lauren get flustered, Lo continuing to be a super bitch, Spencer being a d-bag, and Whitney giving good reaction facial expressions.  The Hills is back!!

Also, when did the peace sign become a sign for hatred?

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Holler…we cannot wait!  Will Lauren patch up her friendship with Audrina?  Will Speidi ever talk to Stephanie again?  Will Heidi’s sister choose the good side or the dark side?  Will Lo continue in “super bitchy” mode?  Will Whitney whore it up?  Who knows!  And that’s why we love The Hills.  Tonight at 10pm…be there.

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Okay, maybe this is no SpeidiWeb. Oh well, we still enjoy it.

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LC couldn’t get Samantha Ronson to enjoy being her friend so we guess she just decided to Samantha Ronson-ize Lo.  We like her latest plan…surround herself with ugly people so she looks better.

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Aww, LOLgunas and LOLhans crossing paths once again!  Too bad Sam-Ron won’t grin and bear it like those Hills stars.  We’re anxiously awaiting the return of LOLhan.com!

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”I would go out on a limb and say this is probably the biggest show we’ve ever had,” says MTV Networks’ president of entertainment, Brian Graden. ”With Lauren Conrad, a whole generation of women see themselves in her.” Says Tony DiSanto, MTV’s exec VP of series programming and development, ”It’s almost becoming like a novel at this point, like this generation’s A Tale of Two Cities or Oliver Twist.”

Sweet.

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Holler – check out Season 4 of the Hills coming atcha August 18th!

Oh, and look at Siskel and Ebert weighing in on the brilliance of The Hills…heh.

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Apparently Lo said something to piss Lauren off.  Oh, what was it, how she’s just laying by the pool since graduating?  Love it.

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Heh, looks like LC likes Mary-Kate Olsen’s feud with Spencer Pratt enough to start looking like her.

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Lauren’s running out of people to hate!

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LOL…what is this world coming to when The Hills shows up on Jeopardy?

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Oh yeah, so they celebrated the 4th of July at the DKNY Beach House with paparazzi all around.  It’s the American way!

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Dieter, Dieter, Dieter.  Slide down a waterslide with two lovely Hills ladies and all you can think about is how scared you are.

Oh and check out the FAIL Blog for lots of failage.

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Heh.

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Guess Lauren and Lo are taking drastic measures to protect their inner circle!  Heh.

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Good luck, Audrina. But with Lo running the show, we doubt we’ll ever see you back in LC’s coveted circle.

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We knew Heidi was pimp but guess Lauren is too!

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LOL, you know it’s bad when there are rumors of a spinoff of a spinoff.  Word on the street is that Whitney’s going to get her own show.  Color us unimpressed.  What’s it going to consist of?  Reaction faces, fugly outfits, and awkward dates?  Come on now.  Also, just like the last spinoff rumor we heard…we’ll believe it when we see it.

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UPDATE: It appears that Lauren/”LC” does think Whitney can handle that shit:

“I think that Whitney will do really well with it…She is a very likable person.”

But if you think that’s confirmation of a new show, not so fast…

[Lauren] added, “I hope they do the show.”

Port was mum when asked about the spin-off.

“As far as I know, I’ve just been filming for a fourth season of The Hills,” she told Us. “Everything is just kind of hearsay at this point.

“The thought of it sounds a little scary because I’ve always tried to keep things a little bit private,” she admitted. “I just have to take everything day by day.”

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The Hills gals take it to the lanes.  We wonder who has better ball-handling skills!  And Whitney, we’re pretty tempted to use the terrible fashion choices tag again.

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Move over, MySpace.  Speidi has landed on the social networking scene with the launch of Speidiweb!  We’ll let you know how it is if ever stops timing out on us.

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Frankie just celebrated a birthday and managed to round up all the usual suspects. Congrats for squeezing Brody’s friendship for all it’s worth!

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Love it…you know Audrina and Lauren secretly adore the paparazzi for giving them more exposure. Too bad Audrina can’t let go of fugly blue hats.

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Stephen Colletti and Sophia Bush (and friend) seem a bit too friendly…LOL!  You KNOW Lauren’s jealous!

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Natch, the Hills crew had to make it out to the Maxim Top 100 party after dominating the list: Heidi at 36, Lauren at 56, and Audrina at 74 (sorry, Lo, but there’s only room for one Bosworth).  Apparently Audrina didn’t get the memo that getting a boob job would make people ask her about her boobs.  Oh and Brody found a new friend.

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Lauren looks fab…Whitney looks like she dressed herself again.

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LC and Lo always know how to talk given the circumstances.

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This week on The Hills…Lo acts like a biatch!

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The ladies of The Hills try not to kill each other on the set of the Rolling Stone cover shoot! Plus Lauren has a little trouble being graceful…lol.

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Even though Justin Bobby cut his girl hair he still can’t get rid of his feminine side.  Also, we loved the flashback to a LOLguna moment!

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Lauren and Heidi were invited to the White House Correspondents Dinner. Of course, we already know how well-versed in politics Heidi is.  Our money’s on Lauren having a crush on Obama.

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Heh.  Frankie shows up on the red carpet with this shirt:

reality show star [skangk] n.
1. Fame-obsessed actor wannabe with no sense of personal privacy boundaries.  See also bottom feeder.

We’re sure Lauren appreciates it.

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Nice face Lauren!  Heh.

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Hehe. Maybe the ticket’s actually from the hair police for that friggin braid she won’t let go of. Come on, Lauren/”LC”, pull yourself together!

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We’re not sure about giving She-Spencer all this attention but she sure does scream for it, doesn’t she? Okay okay, at least it’s better than last week’s headband horror.

This whole fight is getting old.  Bring back Stephen — and dare we say it? — Justin Bobby! 

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Heh. Someone forgot her deodorant!  

Wish we could find a bigger version. Looks like it’s from the Season 1 DVD.

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Heh, even a few days later this is still funny.  Apparently after hearing about her endorsement of him, John McCain thinks Heidi is a talented actress and never misses an ep of The Hills. Unfortunately we won’t find out who Lauren’s gonna vote for.

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Love it.  Stephanie Pratt joins a long list of girls trying to make the headband work.

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Really?  That’s the best France could do on the rebounder front for LC?  LOL.

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It’s on! Heidi’s modeling her new clothing line, Heidiwood, mere days after Lauren premiered her line with a fashion show. Let the fashion battles begin. Also, we hear Whitney is coming out with a line too.

Check out Heidi’s comment on the girls’ fashion expertise: “When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development.”

Love it.

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Holler…MTV has an extended preview of Season 3 of The Hills up! She-Spencer matriculating with LC? Heidi and Justin Bobby trying to weasel their way back into the club? Oh man. LOLguna Beach can’t wait!

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Lauren and Josh McRoberts:

Kristin and Matt Leinart:

Have any more?  Send ‘em our way!

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Hell yeah!  We at LOLguna Beach love it when our worlds collide.  Lee Norris, AKA Minkus from Boy Meets World, AKA Mouth from One Tree Hill, is a fellow Demon Deacon just like us at LOLguna Beach.  And we’re quietly ignoring the fact that Stephen is on OTH thus the connection…since no one cares about Stephen.  WTG Lee…sign of hitting it big-time!

P.S. You’re welcome, LC, for our cropping job that took your hideous leggings from the pic.

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Heh. LOLguna Beach is THRILLED to report that this is from The Hills S4 filming!

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Don’t worry, it’s just her waiter…

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Oh ladies…there are no words.

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Lauren always wore that freaking headband but at least she knew how to rock it. These poor girls are just lost.

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For two girls who hate each other so much, they sure pose the same.

Could K-Cav be storming her way onto The Hills?

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This is the first time we at LOLguna Beach have seen this picture with Lauren in it.  Heck, we even used the more popular Speidi version in the N of DUNZO.  We guess it’s a blessing in disguise though to be distanced from those two.

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LOLguna Beach is pumped about the season finale!

P.S. We also know these aren’t sunglasses at inappropriate times, but don’t want the “sunglasses at inappropriate times” tag to be too lonely.

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Justin Bobby and his scrub self – still leaving his mark after getting thrown to the curb.

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Too much going on in this picture…

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I figured rich girls weren’t forced to hawk hideous things.

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Some reactions from our future targets:

There’s plenty more where that came from. Questions? Comments? Submissions? Hit Team LOLguna up at lolgunabeach@yahoo.com!