After a brief hiatus, we’re back with a caption of the week. LOL at Kristin and Stacie venturing out of Hollywood to try to hunt down some men. And what is up with Kristin and Audrina being all BFF now? WTF? And how does McKaela look just like LC only with brown hair? Sigh.

AND SPEIDI BROKE UP?!! Maybe this time it’ll take…unlike this time. (Also, we’re kind of still proud of this image.)

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LOL, we never thought we’d cross paths with Ryan Cabrera again! But no, apparently he’s a pro at getting himself onto MTV shows. Ugh. And Ashlee Simpson’s one-hit wonder was way better than Ryan Cabrera’s!

So what is up with Spencer’s obsession with crystals now? Man, was that a meeting of minds between him and Charlie or what? Heh, and you know Kristin’s using that junk as a doorstop or something now.

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But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

Until next week!

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LOL at the look on Brody’s face when Jayde walked up into the club! But other than that – and the receptionist’s reaction to Spencer walking up into the snip doctor’s – kind of a snore. We need a “relationship vacation” from all these dumb relationships! For all of this carefree attitude we keep hearing that Kristin has, she sure likes getting herself in relationships on The Hills…

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You know Lo doesn’t want any Cavadrama! So…does anyone think Kristin and Justin Bobby will last? lol.

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Welp, Kristin’s on The Hills now, y’all! So far she’s gotten in Audrina’s grill and Justin Bobby’s pants! (Sort of. Gross.) Unfortunately, it kind of left us feeling meh. Good thing Spencer’s ridiculous self is still around to entertain us!

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Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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Love how they aren’t even trying to pretend that anyone else on the Hills is exciting.

P.S. Here’s a nice preview of the Hills!

ROFL. Kristin is all up in the JB for the cameras.

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LOL.

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Hmm, is Kristin really the bitch? Guess so. And are we really shocked that she would go after JB? We’re gonna need some more clips to hold us over until the fall!

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Looks like Lauren’s in the forgiving mood for her final episode on The Hills…not only does she go to Speidi’s wedding…she also invites Jen Bunney to her goodbye party. But she didn’t give her a speaking part, or even a caption. LOL. All we have to say is we’re surprised Jayde didn’t keel over after seeing all of Brody’s former flames in this ep. Lauren, Jen Bunney (who defriended because of him, mind you), Audrina, and then Kristin Cavallari. Man oh man!

Oh, and is it just us or does Charlie look like Sleazy T +50 lbs?

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We all saw K-Cav on the preview for next week’s Hills finale…looks like she’s for realz gonna be on the next season. And blackberrying it up with fellow attention-monger Stacie. We’re sure Brody doesn’t think this is awkward at all – she is his ex after all (remember Lauren in season 2 about Brody? “He’s been touched by Kristin. He’s, like, tainted.” Love it).

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It’s true. We must be gluttons for punishment because we can’t stop looking at the wonder that is the Speidi Wedding. I mean, really? You brought MTV along AT YOUR WEDDING? Sigh.

In other news, we hear Kristin Cavallari will return to reality TV and be in a few eps of the next season of The Hills! What’s that? You’ll never return to reality TV again, Kristin?

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Welp, it’s happened. Speidi have officially tied the knot. In front of MTV cameras no less. Looks like the whole gang showed up, which we guess is nice. Congratulations (we think)!

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Kristin Cavallari pulls a Heidi and ventures into 80s fashion land. Ouch.

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First Slater has a hot body with Audrina, now he’s hanging out with nobodies like Kristin Cavallari and Kim Kardashian. Oh wait, guess he’s hung out with K-Cav in the past…gross.

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That K-Cav is so wacky.

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Guess not all of us are cool enough for Speidiweb.  Check out Audrina’s ONE & ONLY! “PUBLIC” MYSPACE!  Meanwhile (well, 2+ years ago), Kristin doesn’t want anything to do with MySpace.

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Lauren’s running out of people to hate!

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For those of you keeping track at home, that’s Rumor Willis, Kristin Cavallari, and Christina Milian with Wilmer.

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Sorry, we’re too excited about this meeting of minds to really make fun of Hilary Duff sticking her chest out or Kristin not wearing a bra.

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Kristin Cavallari is straight up Sound of Music with this curtain dress.

Since she’s too good for reality TV these days, maybe she wants to get into musicals.  And no, we’re not sure why we keep coming back to Sound of Music references.

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Lauren and Josh McRoberts:

Kristin and Matt Leinart:

Have any more?  Send ‘em our way!

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Poor K-Cav. We at LOLguna Beach hear that she will NOT be on the new season of The Hills. Oh well.

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Oh ladies…there are no words.

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K-Cav is living it up in Las Vegas for her 21st on January 5th..you know, like a real celebrity. But we’re sure she can party it up with the best of ‘em.

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For two girls who hate each other so much, they sure pose the same.

Could K-Cav be storming her way onto The Hills?

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Some reactions from our future targets:

There’s plenty more where that came from. Questions? Comments? Submissions? Hit Team LOLguna up at lolgunabeach@yahoo.com!