After a brief hiatus, we’re back with a caption of the week. LOL at Kristin and Stacie venturing out of Hollywood to try to hunt down some men. And what is up with Kristin and Audrina being all BFF now? WTF? And how does McKaela look just like LC only with brown hair? Sigh.

AND SPEIDI BROKE UP?!! Maybe this time it’ll take…unlike this time. (Also, we’re kind of still proud of this image.)

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LOL, we never thought we’d cross paths with Ryan Cabrera again! But no, apparently he’s a pro at getting himself onto MTV shows. Ugh. And Ashlee Simpson’s one-hit wonder was way better than Ryan Cabrera’s!

So what is up with Spencer’s obsession with crystals now? Man, was that a meeting of minds between him and Charlie or what? Heh, and you know Kristin’s using that junk as a doorstop or something now.

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We are back! We may have been hibernating for six months or so, but we’ll be around to see The Hills take their final season-long bow. We’ve kind of missed the LOLgunas, so we’ll be around all season (we think).

But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

Until next week!

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LOL at the look on Brody’s face when Jayde walked up into the club! But other than that – and the receptionist’s reaction to Spencer walking up into the snip doctor’s – kind of a snore. We need a “relationship vacation” from all these dumb relationships! For all of this carefree attitude we keep hearing that Kristin has, she sure likes getting herself in relationships on The Hills…

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You know Lo doesn’t want any Cavadrama! So…does anyone think Kristin and Justin Bobby will last? lol.

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Welp, Kristin’s on The Hills now, y’all! So far she’s gotten in Audrina’s grill and Justin Bobby’s pants! (Sort of. Gross.) Unfortunately, it kind of left us feeling meh. Good thing Spencer’s ridiculous self is still around to entertain us!

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Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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Not exactly previews…and exactly the same…but nonetheless, we’re obvi psyched. Get ready for TUESDAY, September 29th!

Love how they aren’t even trying to pretend that anyone else on the Hills is exciting.

P.S. Here’s a nice preview of the Hills!

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ROFL. Kristin is all up in the JB for the cameras.

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LOL.

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