Looks like Stephanie’s back in jail after getting a DUI leaving Holly’s birthday party last night! Oh snap! You may recall she served a little time for shoplifting. How sad is it that we’ve made this same LOLguna this month?

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We get it, Jason. You like jail. We don’t know why, but we get it! He was sentenced to 120 days in jail in Seattle! And he and Katja broke up a while ago! Sigh.

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Looks like Jessica got over that winner Jason and got herself engaged! Congrats!

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Welp, looks like Speidi can’t handle the jungle any more than we thought they could. Heidi went to the hospital in Costa Rica for a “stomach infection” and was out the next day. Oh, and apparently they’re telling Stephanie, who’s telling the Twitterverse, that they’re being tortured. And the I’m a Celebrity production people are firing back, saying the two have spent more time in hotels than out in the jungle. Man, where would this show be without Speidi?

In case you care, MTV is doing recaps of the whole week’s worth of I’m a Celebrity on Sunday afternoons with some bonus footage thrown in there.

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This week on The Hills…

• Lauren haz a fashun show! (complete with Jason, Katja, and Holly Madison)
• JB says he didn’t sleep with LC, threatens to punch girls! (hmm, who could’ve started that rumor?  Could he be pictured above?)
• Lauren is still with My Boy Kyle Howard!

Plus big news in the next post!

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Welp, Jason Wahler is apparently racking up on reality TV shows, so we figure Brody has to keep up.  And unlike the Whitney spinoff rumor, we actually believe this one.

The MTV show is called Bromance and will feature guys competing for a spot in Brody’s inner circle (ugh, but Frankie Delgado’s there…who really wants that?).

(Okay, okay, maybe it’s not a spinoff, but more of a spinoff/reality show hybrid.  If Spencer never dumped Brody’s ass on The Hills, he wouldn’t need a new bro for his entourage.  But then it’s just like Paris Hilton’s new find-a-best-friend reality show.)

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Dieter, we never thought we’d see you again.  Now we’re not sure how we feel about it.

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First it was LB, then The Hills, and then Celebrity Rap Superstar…now Jason’s hit the big time with his own show on VH1!  We can’t wait.

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Good job trying to keep relevant, Jason. At a Horton Hears a Who premiere. Oh and Katja accompanied him, but meh.

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She-Spencer going to great lengths to fit in with the Laguna Beach crowd.

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