But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

Until next week!

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As to be expected, the Hills folks dressed up for Halloween! We love Speidi as Jon and Kate! For a trip down memory lane, check out last year’s LOLguna!

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We can see the Halloween costume now…ATTACK OF THE TWO-HEADED BLONDE!!!

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LOL…Jen Bunney clearly is not used to paparazzi in her face like Heidi! Guess Lauren’s mortal frenemies wanted to catch up with a cup of joe!

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Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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Sounds like a lot of celebs are trotting around town promoting these new Coke bottles…and Speidi are no different. But what about that Penta bottled water endorsement they were doing for so long?

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Nice. Spencer brainwashed his Nana into pimping the Heidi-covered Playboy.

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Oh man. Sounds like Spencer wants to be called a king now. It’s kind of sad how unsurprising that is.

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Oh man. Apparently the Miss Universe pageant was strapped for cash because they picked Heidi Montag as entertainment! Sorry, hon, but you’re no Britney.

They claim in the article that she’s lip-syncing big time, but the video doesn’t seem detailed enough to show us.

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Love it! Remember when Heidi wanted to be a role model for young girls?

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This week, Lauren’s been promoting her new book, L.A. Candy, and Speidi’s been promoting, well, themselves. Al Roker did a number on them! Let’s take a look at it all, shall we?

Speidi on The Today Show:

Speidi on The View:

Speidi on Jimmy Fallon:

Lauren on Conan O’Brien:

…and Whitney with a cameo on Jimmy Fallon’s Hills-knock-off 7th Floor West!

Whew, anyone else have some video fatigue? Also, for those of you who don’t recognize him, that’s Gavin Rossdale from Bush. A little shout-out to the MTV of yesteryear…like this LOLguna. Or this one. Sigh.

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Oh my. Apparently some shit went down on Tuesday, where Paris pulled a Heidi and caught her man all up in the club with some honeys. She threw things, he called her crazy, and by Wednesday she was in Cristiano Ronaldo’s arms. Guess she wanted to move from the minors to the majors. Read the story linked below for all the drama!

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Welp, looks like Speidi can’t handle the jungle any more than we thought they could. Heidi went to the hospital in Costa Rica for a “stomach infection” and was out the next day. Oh, and apparently they’re telling Stephanie, who’s telling the Twitterverse, that they’re being tortured. And the I’m a Celebrity production people are firing back, saying the two have spent more time in hotels than out in the jungle. Man, where would this show be without Speidi?

In case you care, MTV is doing recaps of the whole week’s worth of I’m a Celebrity on Sunday afternoons with some bonus footage thrown in there.

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LOL. We saw pictures for this and just figured it was Speidi being dumb. Little did we know how far it would go. We also can’t believe we watched I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here the other night. Spencer was crazy, wasn’t he?

So…how are you going to deal with Spencer’s new rap career? Maybe we’ll find a rock to hide under until  it ends.

We all saw K-Cav on the preview for next week’s Hills finale…looks like she’s for realz gonna be on the next season. And blackberrying it up with fellow attention-monger Stacie. We’re sure Brody doesn’t think this is awkward at all – she is his ex after all (remember Lauren in season 2 about Brody? “He’s been touched by Kristin. He’s, like, tainted.” Love it).

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LOL. Who goes to pick up their wedding dress with a compact…and a blackberry…and a fancy video camera…and a cowboy hat? We sure hope this is our last Speidi wedding LOLguna, but sometimes we just can’t help ourselves.

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It’s true. We must be gluttons for punishment because we can’t stop looking at the wonder that is the Speidi Wedding. I mean, really? You brought MTV along AT YOUR WEDDING? Sigh.

In other news, we hear Kristin Cavallari will return to reality TV and be in a few eps of the next season of The Hills! What’s that? You’ll never return to reality TV again, Kristin?

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Welp, it’s happened. Speidi have officially tied the knot. In front of MTV cameras no less. Looks like the whole gang showed up, which we guess is nice. Congratulations (we think)!

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Let’s see…third time’s a charm? Check out all the latest gossip on the apparent nuptials of Spencer and Heidi THIS WEEKEND:

Everyone seems to be going except Lauren and Whitney…even Lo, LOL.

Another surprising wedding guest is Lauren’s roommate, Lo Bosworth.

“Yes, I am [going to the wedding]. I will be sitting, watching,” Lo dishes. However, Lo hasn’t quite decided on the perfect gift.

“I still have a few more days. I haven’t quite figured out what would be appropriate for them.”

Hmm, we’re not too sure what would be appropriate for them either. Meanwhile, Stephanie is just as confused as usual…

“I don’t know if it’s this weekend. I hope it happens but they keep changing their minds and I can’t keep up,” Stephanie explains. “There’s a possibility that Heidi’s going marry, like, Brad Pitt ! It’s just too confusing with them.”

LOL, what a vote of confidence coming from She-Spencer.

Read the whole story below. Welp, good luck Speidi from LOLgunaland!

P.S. We’ve found some more Hills peeps in Twitter land…aside from Heidi and Spencer there’s Brody, Whitney, Stephanie, and Jayde…send any more our way!

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All we can say is why the hell is Stephanie so friggin’ prominent in this episode??

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Really, Spencer? You’ve stooped to endorsing bottled water for a quick buck? All we could think of with the name penta was pentagram…you know, the symbol of Satan’s footprint and all. With an endorsement from Spencer, it sure don’t give you wings.

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Okay, okay…so maybe we’ve been a bit neglectful towards LOLguna Beach these past few months. But that all changes now! Next week, the best show this side of Laguna Beach is returning! Check this out…

…we love how it looks like the whole season could fit into a single episode.

Also, guess who has twitter accounts? None other than Heidi and Spencer. Shocker!

See y’all next week!

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Maybe Heidi’s found her calling as a car model. And we didn’t think Spencer could look like any more of a d-bag…and then he put on this leather jacket.

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Sigh. This sorry cross-pollination of Speidi and Dogg after Dark is like a cross between our John McCain and Brandy LOLgunas…lol. Oh, and we’re back! We’ve been in an off-season slump…despite the spin-offs.

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LOL…first Speidi say they love John McCain and Sarah Palin, but now they’re totes on board with Barack Obama. Speidi, could this mean sometimes you guys fake things???!?!?!

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Kristin Cavallari pulls a Heidi and ventures into 80s fashion land. Ouch.

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Yes, it’s true…we’re back from having a life in order to catch up on the Hills finale and more. What can we say about this finale? Hmm, how about the LC/Heidi reunion was so disappointing that they had to stick it in the middle? Ouch. (P.S. we know we already made a ChamiLOLionaire but if the LOL fits…)

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Love it. Despite Heidi’s drunken state, she’s still acutely aware of the MTV cameras filming yet another one of Spencer’s proposals.

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You didn’t think Speidi would go and get married and not have more a ton of other staged photos pop up, now did you? We wonder if they ever get lonely just hanging out on their own and with their paparazzi friends.

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We love how Brody’s always the only one in Lauren’s pool. Guess Audrina realized the error of her ways and how gross Justin Bobby is. And apparently Spencer is a decent person in the eyes of someone other than Heidi, lol. Umm and who can’t wait until The City and Bromance December 29th??

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LOL…why in the world would Speidi give up the chance to parade around their wedding by eloping? Oh wait, they kinda did that with their US Weekly cover story. Love it.

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Welp, guess we know some more about Whitney’s fugly guy. Okay, okay, so maybe he’s not The Second Coming of Justin Bobby. But we’re not sure yet. Guess this was as good of a segue into The City as we could ask for.  But from the looks of The City preview, it seems like Alex will be sticking his poorly-tanned nose where Whitney doesn’t want it.  Poor male model.

P.S. We have never seen Brent Bolthouse so emotional.

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So when do you suppose Speidi will break up? Next month in front of MTV cameras? Next year after The Hills have gone by the wayside? Anyways, now you can vote for yourself at When Will Speidi Break Up?.

Our money’s on never.

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Heh…we know we did this same caption a little while ago but Justin Bobby is just ridiculous sometimes. You know homeboy does NOT want to move in with Audrina. Guess now that Brent Bolthouse fired Heidi’s ass she’ll have more time to pose for the paparazzi with Spencer. Gross.

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Gotta love the Hills girls loving the excuse to dress like sluts in the name of Halloween.  And LOL – Holly straight up reused Lauren’s sailor outfit from last year!  Meanwhile, Lauren seemed to forget another one of her costumes last year was a flapper too.  And no comment on Speidi.

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LOL. Can’t wait to hear if Sarah Palin’s reaction is like John McCain’s.

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So we hear Heidi came up to Lauren at her fashion show after-party to congratulate her. ZOMG LAUREN HEIDI REUNION?!?!?  Somehow we doubt it.

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Yeah, we’ve stopped trying to figure these two out.

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Audrina “doesn’t know what to think” about the rumors of Lauren shacking up with Justin Bobby (eww) so obviously she would run into Heidi’s arms!  LOL.  Better watch out, cause who knows what Lauren will do now.  We don’t know what we’d do if someone spread a rumor like that!  Seriously, it’s probably worse than the sex tape rumor.

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This is hardly the birthday party we saw in Season 2.  WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS??  WHERE IS THE FACE CAKE???

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How’s that workin’ out for you, Spence?  Time to work on your Batman jokes.  Also, we love how Stephanie wondered how anyone would ever find out she was going out with Doug…and Audrina proceeded to tell everyone she ran into about it.  We’re surprised Brody’s mom didn’t hear it from her first!

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Heidi, you are such a lucky girl.  We’re so jealous we don’t have a Spencer to arrange a picnic complete with paparazzi to document it all.  Happy Birthday!

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Ugh…can Speidi do anything that’s not staged?  This looks like a throwback to Stepford Heidi.

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LOL.  This is from the set of Heidi’s new song Overdosin’.  Wow, just wow.

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Tonight we see Lauren get flustered, Lo continuing to be a super bitch, Spencer being a d-bag, and Whitney giving good reaction facial expressions.  The Hills is back!!

Also, when did the peace sign become a sign for hatred?

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Holler…we cannot wait!  Will Lauren patch up her friendship with Audrina?  Will Speidi ever talk to Stephanie again?  Will Heidi’s sister choose the good side or the dark side?  Will Lo continue in “super bitchy” mode?  Will Whitney whore it up?  Who knows!  And that’s why we love The Hills.  Tonight at 10pm…be there.

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Spencer and Justin Bobby already got themselves on The Hills.  Wonder what they’re scheming now.

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Thank the Lord, Spencer and Heidi are not engaged.  Except we all know they kinda deserve each other.

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Lauren’s running out of people to hate!

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LOL…what is this world coming to when The Hills shows up on Jeopardy?

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We at LOLguna Beach are proud to live in a country where girls chase down fame and beauty with as much vigor as Heidi, Lauren, and Audrina, guys chase down power and fame with as much hunger as Spencer and Brody, and sites like this can make fun of it all. Happy 4th of July!  Team USA!

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Oh Heidi…release a song or two and you think you’re hot stuff or something.  Oh wait, you already thought that.  Kinda like Audrina.

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Update: We really should read the stories that go along with these pictures before just stealing them.  Heidi gives an interview with USA Today saying she wants to release a Christian album one day.  Here are some of the highlights:

“I fell in love with him the second I saw him,” she says. “He’s the most amazing person to exist. Everything you could ever want in a best friend, soul mate and boyfriend.”

Vomit.

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

LOL, that is rich.  Yes, Heidi, you are right up there with Jesus for getting “persecuted” for spreading sex tape rumors.

Montag identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist” and hopes to release a Christian album one day. Both she and Pratt read the Bible conscientiously. Montag even planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.

That’s right, when Spencer’s not reading Forbes and books about power.

This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.”

Sounds like a solid, geniune plan!

Montag likes to think she and the Jonas Brothers are part of a new wave of positive role models. “As a parent, I would not want my daughter looking up to someone throwing money away, on drugs or coming out of rehab,” she says.

Oh yes, Heidi, you are such a pillar of good will.

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Never thought the day would come when Heidi Montag hid from the paparazzi.

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Gotta love Heidi saying she never drinks.  And she’s very religious.  Hey Heidi, going to church once a decade with Perez Hilton doesn’t really equal religious.

Mary Kate Olsen talks Spencer and his worminess on Letterman:

Yeah, def Team Olsen on this one.  Remember Spencer’s first exploitation in high school?

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“We’re financing [the album] ourselves on a shoestring budget,” Pratt said. “It’s so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We’re just heating up the water in the bathtub. It’s gonna get hot!”

There really are no words.

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Oh Lord…just when you thought Speidi couldn’t get any worse, they decided to get dangerous with some major artillery – 10 G’s worth.  Come on now, you people are not that famous.  (Guess this is gun week here on LOLguna Beach.)

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We’re pretty used to Speidi’s normal level of fakeness, but when they get to endorsing random things like weird clothing lines, it gets a bit too awkward. WTF are you wearing/trying to model Heidi?  And Spencer, it looks like you’re trying to crash the set of Bromance and that is just sad.

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P.S. We wish we could double up on this tag:

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We knew Heidi was pimp but guess Lauren is too!

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Move over, MySpace.  Speidi has landed on the social networking scene with the launch of Speidiweb!  We’ll let you know how it is if ever stops timing out on us.

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LOL…apparently the Speidi wedding is back on. Spencer took Heidi to Mexico and wooed her with his champagne and books about power.  Look out for Heidi on the cover of US Weekly.

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Natch, the Hills crew had to make it out to the Maxim Top 100 party after dominating the list: Heidi at 36, Lauren at 56, and Audrina at 74 (sorry, Lo, but there’s only room for one Bosworth).  Apparently Audrina didn’t get the memo that getting a boob job would make people ask her about her boobs.  Oh and Brody found a new friend.

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LOL, leave it to Speidi to capitalize on Mother’s Day.  Add it to their ever-growing roster of LOLidays.  Too bad they had to drag Heidi’s mom into it!

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Gotta love those Pratts. Spencer can’t hold himself together without Heidi and Stephanie still can’t buy a clue with headband fashion…

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Heidi tried to play southern this weekend but you know she’s gangsta at heart.

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Heh…Speidi take on the Kentucky Derby with seersucker and big hat in tow!

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The ladies of The Hills try not to kill each other on the set of the Rolling Stone cover shoot! Plus Lauren has a little trouble being graceful…lol.

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Lauren and Heidi were invited to the White House Correspondents Dinner. Of course, we already know how well-versed in politics Heidi is.  Our money’s on Lauren having a crush on Obama.

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Justin Bobby seems a little too normal…he must be on something.  Plus Spencer’s “be callous to Heidi to win her back” plan is just pathetic.  Please, Stephen, come to The Hills and bring something interesting to the table!

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Speidi debut Heidiwood at Kitson and these poor girls are caught in the crossfire.  Please, parents…don’t let your children have Heidi and Spencer as role models.  No good can come from it.

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If we hear “relationship vacation” one more time we’re going to collectively hurl.

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LOL, sorry Audrina…that pose just jumped out at us.  And as much as it pains us to say it: def on Team Spencer this ep.  Heidi needs to get out of here with her “relationship vacation” AKA relay-vacay!

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Heidi takes the opportunity to show off her animal side at her Heidiwood fashion show. Reminiscent of our friend Lindsay LOLhan.  Looks like this zebra lost some its skin since the last time we saw it.

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Heh. Someone forgot her deodorant!  

Wish we could find a bigger version. Looks like it’s from the Season 1 DVD.

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Heh, even a few days later this is still funny.  Apparently after hearing about her endorsement of him, John McCain thinks Heidi is a talented actress and never misses an ep of The Hills. Unfortunately we won’t find out who Lauren’s gonna vote for.

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Happy Easter from LOLguna Beach!

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It’s on! Heidi’s modeling her new clothing line, Heidiwood, mere days after Lauren premiered her line with a fashion show. Let the fashion battles begin. Also, we hear Whitney is coming out with a line too.

Check out Heidi’s comment on the girls’ fashion expertise: “When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development.”

Love it.

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Oh man. Spencer is the new Dear Abby for Radar magazine. We can’t wait to read about homeboy phones and Playboy bunnies!

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Love it.

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Speidi and Spidey (Tobey Macguire) take in a Lakers game. Love it.

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Holler…MTV has an extended preview of Season 3 of The Hills up! She-Spencer matriculating with LC? Heidi and Justin Bobby trying to weasel their way back into the club? Oh man. LOLguna Beach can’t wait!

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JK, JK. This is Heidi getting ready for her new fashion line Heidiwood. But seeing her toting around a ton of laundry while Spencer sat on his dumb ass all season long on The Hills, it’s not a stretch of the imagination.

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Could it be? A Speidi VIDEO GAME?! Oh man…sign us up.

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Happy Valentine’s Day from LOLguna Beach!

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Okay, Okay…we know this guy has a long way to go to reach Spencer heights. But Spencer should always be on the lookout.

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These paparazzi posings are getting a little out of hand.  Oh well…keep bringing it, Heidi!

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Oh ladies…there are no words.

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Heidi’s turning a new leaf in ‘08.  We wish her luck…but will welcome her back with open arms should she decide to come back to the dark, judgmental side.

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LOLguna Beach wishes you a very Merry Christmas!

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This is the first time we at LOLguna Beach have seen this picture with Lauren in it.  Heck, we even used the more popular Speidi version in the N of DUNZO.  We guess it’s a blessing in disguise though to be distanced from those two.

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…and we can’t forget the preview to the UPCOMING SEASON OF THE HILLS!

We don’t know what to think about this French dude. Oh wait, yes we do…he’s fugly and Lauren can do much better, even with a broken heart after Brody’s two-timing.

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Okay, apparently not officially broken up, but the wedding is off. If it’s not a publicity stunt to upstage Lauren’s “life-changing” news (LOLguna Beach is, obvi, on the West Coast so don’t spoil it for us)…then we are sad to see this transpire. Whoever would they find other than each other?!

Don’t worry, surely we’ll slip in another Speidi picture or two in the future. We can’t help it.  We wish we could quit you, Speidi.

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LOLguna Beach is pumped about the season finale!

P.S. We also know these aren’t sunglasses at inappropriate times, but don’t want the “sunglasses at inappropriate times” tag to be too lonely.

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Congrats on BOTH making the Top 10 Dumbest Celebrities Speidi!

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If only everyone could be so happy!

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Too much going on in this picture…

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