We are back! We may have been hibernating for six months or so, but we’ll be around to see The Hills take their final season-long bow. We’ve kind of missed the LOLgunas, so we’ll be around all season (we think).

But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

Until next week!

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As to be expected, the Hills folks dressed up for Halloween! We love Speidi as Jon and Kate! For a trip down memory lane, check out last year’s LOLguna!

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We can see the Halloween costume now…ATTACK OF THE TWO-HEADED BLONDE!!!

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LOL…Jen Bunney clearly is not used to paparazzi in her face like Heidi! Guess Lauren’s mortal frenemies wanted to catch up with a cup of joe!

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Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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Sounds like a lot of celebs are trotting around town promoting these new Coke bottles…and Speidi are no different. But what about that Penta bottled water endorsement they were doing for so long?

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Nice. Spencer brainwashed his Nana into pimping the Heidi-covered Playboy.

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Oh man. Sounds like Spencer wants to be called a king now. It’s kind of sad how unsurprising that is.

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Oh man. Apparently the Miss Universe pageant was strapped for cash because they picked Heidi Montag as entertainment! Sorry, hon, but you’re no Britney.

They claim in the article that she’s lip-syncing big time, but the video doesn’t seem detailed enough to show us.

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Love it! Remember when Heidi wanted to be a role model for young girls?

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