Welp, guess we know some more about Whitney’s fugly guy. Okay, okay, so maybe he’s not The Second Coming of Justin Bobby. But we’re not sure yet. Guess this was as good of a segue into The City as we could ask for.  But from the looks of The City preview, it seems like Alex will be sticking his poorly-tanned nose where Whitney doesn’t want it.  Poor male model.

P.S. We have never seen Brent Bolthouse so emotional.

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So when do you suppose Speidi will break up? Next month in front of MTV cameras? Next year after The Hills have gone by the wayside? Anyways, now you can vote for yourself at When Will Speidi Break Up?.

Our money’s on never.

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Heh…we know we did this same caption a little while ago but Justin Bobby is just ridiculous sometimes. You know homeboy does NOT want to move in with Audrina. Guess now that Brent Bolthouse fired Heidi’s ass she’ll have more time to pose for the paparazzi with Spencer. Gross.

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Gotta love the Hills girls loving the excuse to dress like sluts in the name of Halloween.  And LOL - Holly straight up reused Lauren’s sailor outfit from last year!  Meanwhile, Lauren seemed to forget another one of her costumes last year was a flapper too.  And no comment on Speidi.

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LOL. Can’t wait to hear if Sarah Palin’s reaction is like John McCain’s.

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So we hear Heidi came up to Lauren at her fashion show after-party to congratulate her. ZOMG LAUREN HEIDI REUNION?!?!?  Somehow we doubt it.

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Yeah, we’ve stopped trying to figure these two out.

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Audrina “doesn’t know what to think” about the rumors of Lauren shacking up with Justin Bobby (eww) so obviously she would run into Heidi’s arms!  LOL.  Better watch out, cause who knows what Lauren will do now.  We don’t know what we’d do if someone spread a rumor like that!  Seriously, it’s probably worse than the sex tape rumor.

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This is hardly the birthday party we saw in Season 2.  WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS??  WHERE IS THE FACE CAKE???

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How’s that workin’ out for you, Spence?  Time to work on your Batman jokes.  Also, we love how Stephanie wondered how anyone would ever find out she was going out with Doug…and Audrina proceeded to tell everyone she ran into about it.  We’re surprised Brody’s mom didn’t hear it from her first!

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