It’s been a while since we’ve snooped on those crazy Newport Harbor kiddies. Looks like Clay is over Chrissy…he seems to be pulling his signature move on a new girl. “Hey babe, grab the Keystone Light. Let’s go on my boat, and maybe I’ll ask you to prom!”

And yes we still remember it fondly…

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LOL…he isn’t really deformed.  But he’s no Clay.  At least Clay has more than one shirt…LOL. Check out the source for more pictures.

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Doh!  Chrissy’s new man doesn’t really know how to kiss.  Or pose for photos.  Or dress.  Oh Chrissy, how far you have come from your Clay days.

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Get ready for The Hills v2.  So now that Chrissy’s magically transferring to USC and Allie’s in Santa Monica (and hoping to also make a magical transfer – from Santa Monica College),  MTV’s considering a Newport Harbor spinoff.  Jen Bunney goes there so maybe she could get in on the action too!

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Lauren always wore that freaking headband but at least she knew how to rock it. These poor girls are just lost.

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Yeah, see here. We don’t like pointing out shoddy editing (sh-editing) on MTV’s part, but after making a LOLguna moment out of it last week, we just had to. Oh and Chrissy sucks.

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LOLguna Beach is wondering what Chrissy is smoking.

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Newport Harbor is coming back for the holidays!

Unfortunately it looks like Chrissy is coming back to break up the best couple to ever be set up by the likes of MTV :’( LOLguna Beach has a soft spot for any and all Ben Covington lookalikes.

Four episodes…starts next Wednesday at 10:30pm.

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