We’re wondering if Lauren has had that Cleopatra eyeliner tattooed to her face. Oh and of course we had to reference LOLhan thanks to its triumphant return today!

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Welp, guess we know some more about Whitney’s fugly guy. Okay, okay, so maybe he’s not The Second Coming of Justin Bobby. But we’re not sure yet. Guess this was as good of a segue into The City as we could ask for.  But from the looks of The City preview, it seems like Alex will be sticking his poorly-tanned nose where Whitney doesn’t want it.  Poor male model.

P.S. We have never seen Brent Bolthouse so emotional.

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Heh…we know we did this same caption a little while ago but Justin Bobby is just ridiculous sometimes. You know homeboy does NOT want to move in with Audrina. Guess now that Brent Bolthouse fired Heidi’s ass she’ll have more time to pose for the paparazzi with Spencer. Gross.

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Listen, Chiara…we dig you. You’re down to earth and generally have the only level head on the show. Plus you about had an aneurysm when Audrina said she was getting back with JB. But come on now - you are on the biggest show on MTV…next time give yourself a little once-over in the mirror before filming.

Also, how sad was it that Brandy had to resort to “recording” a “session” at “Audrina’s record company” (haha, okay, so maybe it’s legit). Still, we see what you did there Brandy.

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LOL…guess we were on to something when we first smelled something fishy between Brody and Doug. Time to break out the City *and* Bromance categories!

Oh, and speaking of The City (debuting December 29th!)…Whitney was on the show and naturally showed up a hot mess.

But wouldn’t you know it if Whitney has *two* guys in New York willing to fight for her and her fugly wardrobe!

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Love it…Whitney is about to fall over because her sunglasses are so big.  And these two sets of sunglasses are just narrowly more ridiculous than Audrina’s and Lauren’s as they talk Justin Bobby atop a scenic overlook.  

We are also eating up this show that’s premiering Saturday - The Hills According to Me. Here’s like half of it.

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Gotta love Whitney’s facial expressions.

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Yeah, great job keeping your story straight, Steph.  Love it!  We also loved Jarrett’s triumphant return that consisted solely of girl talk.

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How’s that workin’ out for you, Spence?  Time to work on your Batman jokes.  Also, we love how Stephanie wondered how anyone would ever find out she was going out with Doug…and Audrina proceeded to tell everyone she ran into about it.  We’re surprised Brody’s mom didn’t hear it from her first!

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Think Spencer’s warmed up to the idea of Holly hanging around yet?

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