LOL at the look on Brody’s face when Jayde walked up into the club! But other than that – and the receptionist’s reaction to Spencer walking up into the snip doctor’s – kind of a snore. We need a “relationship vacation” from all these dumb relationships! For all of this carefree attitude we keep hearing that Kristin has, she sure likes getting herself in relationships on The Hills…

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As to be expected, the Hills folks dressed up for Halloween! We love Speidi as Jon and Kate! For a trip down memory lane, check out last year’s LOLguna!

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Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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Welp, Brody’s one of People’s Hottest Bachelors for 2009. Guess they dropped the Frankie from last year…lol.

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Looks like Lauren’s in the forgiving mood for her final episode on The Hills…not only does she go to Speidi’s wedding…she also invites Jen Bunney to her goodbye party. But she didn’t give her a speaking part, or even a caption. LOL. All we have to say is we’re surprised Jayde didn’t keel over after seeing all of Brody’s former flames in this ep. Lauren, Jen Bunney (who defriended because of him, mind you), Audrina, and then Kristin Cavallari. Man oh man!

Oh, and is it just us or does Charlie look like Sleazy T +50 lbs?

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We all saw K-Cav on the preview for next week’s Hills finale…looks like she’s for realz gonna be on the next season. And blackberrying it up with fellow attention-monger Stacie. We’re sure Brody doesn’t think this is awkward at all – she is his ex after all (remember Lauren in season 2 about Brody? “He’s been touched by Kristin. He’s, like, tainted.” Love it).

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Sigh, Stephanie still can’t get a clue can she. WTF are you doing with those across-the-forehead headbands? You used to just screw up wearing them regularly, but now you’ve reached a whole new level. What are you trying to be, an Olsen twin?

Also, we’re not focusing on Brody and Audrina because we’re not entirely sure anything even happened. On one side you have a guy who’s been great at playing things up for the camera for a little bit of drama. On the other side, you have a girl who’s starved for attention. Plus where the hell did this hot steamy attraction come from? We’re not really buying it.

Update: LOL, we forgot that the first time Stephanie brought a headband to The Hills it was across the ol’ noggin.

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Welp, it’s happened. Speidi have officially tied the knot. In front of MTV cameras no less. Looks like the whole gang showed up, which we guess is nice. Congratulations (we think)!

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Let’s see…third time’s a charm? Check out all the latest gossip on the apparent nuptials of Spencer and Heidi THIS WEEKEND:

Everyone seems to be going except Lauren and Whitney…even Lo, LOL.

Another surprising wedding guest is Lauren’s roommate, Lo Bosworth.

“Yes, I am [going to the wedding]. I will be sitting, watching,” Lo dishes. However, Lo hasn’t quite decided on the perfect gift.

“I still have a few more days. I haven’t quite figured out what would be appropriate for them.”

Hmm, we’re not too sure what would be appropriate for them either. Meanwhile, Stephanie is just as confused as usual…

“I don’t know if it’s this weekend. I hope it happens but they keep changing their minds and I can’t keep up,” Stephanie explains. “There’s a possibility that Heidi’s going marry, like, Brad Pitt ! It’s just too confusing with them.”

LOL, what a vote of confidence coming from She-Spencer.

Read the whole story below. Welp, good luck Speidi from LOLgunaland!

P.S. We’ve found some more Hills peeps in Twitter land…aside from Heidi and Spencer there’s Brody, Whitney, Stephanie, and Jayde…send any more our way!

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The eyes say it all! LC knows some shit is going down in Hawaii. And this time she doesn’t even care that it’s her old boy toy!

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Good one, Brody. LOL. Wow, so how desperate is Audrina for attention?

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Okay, okay…so maybe we’ve been a bit neglectful towards LOLguna Beach these past few months. But that all changes now! Next week, the best show this side of Laguna Beach is returning! Check this out…

…we love how it looks like the whole season could fit into a single episode.

Also, guess who has twitter accounts? None other than Heidi and Spencer. Shocker!

See y’all next week!

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LOL, we didn’t even plan these back-to-back reuniting LOLgunas. Guess Spencer and Brody are rekindling the flame! Although Brody doesn’t seem all the psyched about it.

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Brody may be dating this Playmate chick Jayde, but we’re not sure he’s too comfortable with it. Maybe he’d be happier in the arms of one of his newest bros.

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As much as we don’t want to admit it, we’re liking Bromance better than The City so far. Granted, we’re just getting started, but Bromance is at least sort of funny. Come on, how awesome was this part?

LOL. Our first animated LOLguna. We love how this bro takes a door to the face and then acts like nothing happened at all. Oh, and we’re pretty sure that if we were on Bromance we would be Michael…*tear*.

So yeah, we’re Team Bromance so far in the battle of the spinoff of spinoffs.

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Looks like Brody is not feeling the paparazzi love. Too bad we can spot him by his Bromantic interest Frankie and that awesome B tattoo on his hand!

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We love how Brody’s always the only one in Lauren’s pool. Guess Audrina realized the error of her ways and how gross Justin Bobby is. And apparently Spencer is a decent person in the eyes of someone other than Heidi, lol. Umm and who can’t wait until The City and Bromance December 29th??

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LOL, good job being a player Brody. Does Player Fail = Bromance Win?

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Oh, Jen Bunney…how appropriate of you. We’re sure you’ve moved on from stealing Brody and getting dumped by Lauren…but we haven’t.

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LOL…guess we were on to something when we first smelled something fishy between Brody and Doug. Time to break out the City *and* Bromance categories!

Oh, and speaking of The City (debuting December 29th!)…Whitney was on the show and naturally showed up a hot mess.

But wouldn’t you know it if Whitney has *two* guys in New York willing to fight for her and her fugly wardrobe!

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How’s that workin’ out for you, Spence?  Time to work on your Batman jokes.  Also, we love how Stephanie wondered how anyone would ever find out she was going out with Doug…and Audrina proceeded to tell everyone she ran into about it.  We’re surprised Brody’s mom didn’t hear it from her first!

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LOL…apparently this cutout has to do with the final contest for Brody’s new show Bromance. Count us in!

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Of course Brody, Lo, etc are going to try to get Audrina out of the picture.  They’re trying to raise their salaries per episode.

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Snap…now we know the real reason Brody wasn’t really into Lauren.  With Lauren’s latest flame Doug too! This “Bromance” thing is going a little too far.

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Sunglasses at inappropriate times are nothing new to LOLguna Beach…but Brody goes a little over the top with it on air with Ryan Seacrest.  Brody, you are inside.  And on the radio.  You do not need your sunglasses.

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(Brent Bolthouse overload here at LOLguna Beach…sorry about that!)

Aww, isn’t it cute how Brent tries to show the world he can hang with 2008 Bachelors of the Year such as Brody Jenner by being seen with his leftovers?

Yeah, not really.

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Brody and Frankie make People’s Hottest Bachelors of 2008.  Gag.  We bet they conjured up Bromance just to get people to remember them and consequently that they’re bachelors.

Check out the video.

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Well, we’ve gotta hand it to Whitney Port.  She goes out of her way to make each fashion statement more of a disaster than the last.  Here she is at the MuchMusic Awards Show.  We hope Britney Canada Whore was watching, since Brody was there too!

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Welp, Jason Wahler is apparently racking up on reality TV shows, so we figure Brody has to keep up.  And unlike the Whitney spinoff rumor, we actually believe this one.

The MTV show is called Bromance and will feature guys competing for a spot in Brody’s inner circle (ugh, but Frankie Delgado’s there…who really wants that?).

(Okay, okay, maybe it’s not a spinoff, but more of a spinoff/reality show hybrid.  If Spencer never dumped Brody’s ass on The Hills, he wouldn’t need a new bro for his entourage.  But then it’s just like Paris Hilton’s new find-a-best-friend reality show.)

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Oh Brody…you are never gonna live down the Britney Canada Whore in your iPhone.

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The Hills crew showed up for the MTV Movie Awards…too bad they were all boring.  Except Audrina got bangs.  And Brody tried to be badass.

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Update…Whitney with a classic face!

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Frankie just celebrated a birthday and managed to round up all the usual suspects. Congrats for squeezing Brody’s friendship for all it’s worth!

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Natch, the Hills crew had to make it out to the Maxim Top 100 party after dominating the list: Heidi at 36, Lauren at 56, and Audrina at 74 (sorry, Lo, but there’s only room for one Bosworth).  Apparently Audrina didn’t get the memo that getting a boob job would make people ask her about her boobs.  Oh and Brody found a new friend.

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Okay, okay, so it’s been forever since Jen Bunney stabbed LC in the back and went after her man.  But it’s still fun to LOL about.  Plus check out her new nose.

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Yeah…this couldn’t possibly go wrong.  And after he just proclaimed having a girlfriend who he introduced to the parents…and her three-day romp in Europe.

Brohan?

So many tags, so little time.

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Sorry, Audrina, but it’s true. Your eyes are almost as freaky as hers.

We sure hope this means Paris will drop by the Hollywood Villas.

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Some reactions from our future targets:

There’s plenty more where that came from. Questions? Comments? Submissions? Hit Team LOLguna up at lolgunabeach@yahoo.com!