LOLguna Beach http://lolgunabeach.com Adding a little humor to the LOL.C. Wed, 02 Jun 2010 07:46:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 The Hills Caption of the Week 6.01.10 http://lolgunabeach.com/2010/06/01/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-6-01-10/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2010/06/01/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-6-01-10/#comments Wed, 02 Jun 2010 07:46:43 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=857 MANHUNT FAIL

After a brief hiatus, we’re back with a caption of the week. LOL at Kristin and Stacie venturing out of Hollywood to try to hunt down some men. And what is up with Kristin and Audrina being all BFF now? WTF? And how does McKaela look just like LC only with brown hair? Sigh.

AND SPEIDI BROKE UP?!! Maybe this time it’ll take…unlike this time. (Also, we’re kind of still proud of this image.)

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2010/06/01/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-6-01-10/feed/ 1 The Hills Caption of the Week 5.4.10 http://lolgunabeach.com/2010/05/05/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-5-4-10/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2010/05/05/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-5-4-10/#comments Thu, 06 May 2010 06:51:09 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=853 ashlee simpson called she wants her boyfriend back

LOL, we never thought we’d cross paths with Ryan Cabrera again! But no, apparently he’s a pro at getting himself onto MTV shows. Ugh. And Ashlee Simpson’s one-hit wonder was way better than Ryan Cabrera’s!

So what is up with Spencer’s obsession with crystals now? Man, was that a meeting of minds between him and Charlie or what? Heh, and you know Kristin’s using that junk as a doorstop or something now.

gettin stoned

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2010/05/05/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-5-4-10/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week! 04.27.10 http://lolgunabeach.com/2010/04/28/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-04-27-10/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2010/04/28/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-04-27-10/#comments Thu, 29 Apr 2010 07:41:33 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=847 We are back! We may have been hibernating for six months or so, but we’ll be around to see The Hills take their final season-long bow. We’ve kind of missed the LOLgunas, so we’ll be around all season (we think).

But enough about us…on to the Caption of the Week!

butt job

Boy, did we love the first five minutes of the show! First off, we had Lo listing off all of Heidi’s plasic surgery like she had been practicing it for days! Best cold open of The Hills to date. Then, the final season’s theme song featured a retrospective montage of the ladies (including pre-pre-surgery Heidi!). And of course, who could forget that they managed to have an entire scene without showing Heidi’s face! Then after that, some good old fashioned good-girl vs. druggie girl drama! Oh, and how awesome was it that Spencer was only in one scene?

We’ll leave you with a bonus LOL:

NEED MOAR DRUGZ

Until next week!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2010/04/28/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-04-27-10/feed/ 1 The Ladies Love Glee http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/11/15/the-ladies-love-glee/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/11/15/the-ladies-love-glee/#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:28:38 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=838 OMG GLEE!

…and pointing…and holding their mouths open. Heh. Try to contain your–um–glee, ladies! (Okay, okay, we love Glee just as much…but we would totes be more composed in this sitch!) You guys remember Sasha right? Because she really cements this LOLguna’s themes.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/11/15/the-ladies-love-glee/feed/ 2 The Hills Caption of the Week 11/10/09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/11/11/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111009/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/11/11/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111009/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 06:06:49 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=835 THE EAGLE HAZ LANDED

LOL at the look on Brody’s face when Jayde walked up into the club! But other than that – and the receptionist’s reaction to Spencer walking up into the snip doctor’s – kind of a snore. We need a “relationship vacation” from all these dumb relationships! For all of this carefree attitude we keep hearing that Kristin has, she sure likes getting herself in relationships on The Hills…

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/11/11/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111009/feed/ 0 Happy Hillsoween! http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/11/02/happy-hillsoween/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/11/02/happy-hillsoween/#comments Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:34:25 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=832 HAPPY HALLOWEEN Y'ALL!

As to be expected, the Hills folks dressed up for Halloween! We love Speidi as Jon and Kate! For a trip down memory lane, check out last year’s LOLguna!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/11/02/happy-hillsoween/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 10.20.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/22/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-10-20-09/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/22/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-10-20-09/#comments Fri, 23 Oct 2009 06:20:07 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=830 heidanie does not approve

We can see the Halloween costume now…ATTACK OF THE TWO-HEADED BLONDE!!!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/22/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-10-20-09/feed/ 0 Steph Gets Busted…Again! http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/18/steph-gets-busted-again/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/18/steph-gets-busted-again/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:28:34 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=823 goin to the slammer again brb

Looks like Stephanie’s back in jail after getting a DUI leaving Holly’s birthday party last night! Oh snap! You may recall she served a little time for shoplifting. How sad is it that we’ve made this same LOLguna this month?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/18/steph-gets-busted-again/feed/ 1 The Hills Caption of the Week 10.13.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/14/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-10-13-09/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/14/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-10-13-09/#comments Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:36:09 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=820 hangovers are the worst!!

LOL. Good going nursing that hangover Stacie!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/14/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-10-13-09/feed/ 1 Another Day, Another Jason Wahler Arrest http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/08/another-day-another-jason-wahler-arrest/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/08/another-day-another-jason-wahler-arrest/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 08:15:08 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=816 goin to jail brb

We get it, Jason. You like jail. We don’t know why, but we get it! He was sentenced to 120 days in jail in Seattle! And he and Katja broke up a while ago! Sigh.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/08/another-day-another-jason-wahler-arrest/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 10.06.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/07/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-10-06-09/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/07/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-10-06-09/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 07:09:04 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=813 hai im still on ur good side rite?

You know Lo doesn’t want any Cavadrama! So…does anyone think Kristin and Justin Bobby will last? lol.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/10/07/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-10-06-09/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 09.29.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/30/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-09-29-09/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/30/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-09-29-09/#comments Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:05:08 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=801 ITZ MAI WAY OR THE LAME WAY

Welp, Kristin’s on The Hills now, y’all! So far she’s gotten in Audrina’s grill and Justin Bobby’s pants! (Sort of. Gross.) Unfortunately, it kind of left us feeling meh. Good thing Spencer’s ridiculous self is still around to entertain us!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/30/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-09-29-09/feed/ 0 The Frenemy of Mai Frenemy is Mai Friend http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/28/the-frenemy-of-mai-frenemy-is-mai-friend/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/28/the-frenemy-of-mai-frenemy-is-mai-friend/#comments Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:27:45 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=796 hai guise! wtf is a paparazzi??

LOL…Jen Bunney clearly is not used to paparazzi in her face like Heidi! Guess Lauren’s mortal frenemies wanted to catch up with a cup of joe!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/28/the-frenemy-of-mai-frenemy-is-mai-friend/feed/ 0 The Hills is Back! http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/28/the-hills-is-back/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/28/the-hills-is-back/#comments Tue, 29 Sep 2009 04:11:00 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=793 i'm back! i'm whipped! i need a new batman to mai robin! i'm trying to stay relevant! i'm succeeding at staying relevant! i'm still here! i'm in! we forgot to show up to this shoot!

Holler! How excited are we about The Hills Season 5 Part 2! lol. They’re always weird with their seasons. So, will Kristin be as good a leading lady as Lauren? Will Spencer give into Heidi’s baby-craziness? Will Stacie make it through the entire season as a hanger-on? Only MTV knows! (And the paparazzi!)

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/28/the-hills-is-back/feed/ 2 Speidi Have a Coke Habit http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/20/speidi-have-a-coke-habit/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/20/speidi-have-a-coke-habit/#comments Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:57:10 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=790 our penta contract iz non-excloosive

Sounds like a lot of celebs are trotting around town promoting these new Coke bottles…and Speidi are no different. But what about that Penta bottled water endorsement they were doing for so long?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/20/speidi-have-a-coke-habit/feed/ 0 Check Out the New Season Promos http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/14/check-out-the-new-season-promos/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/14/check-out-the-new-season-promos/#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 04:33:20 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=785 Not exactly previews…and exactly the same…but nonetheless, we’re obvi psyched. Get ready for TUESDAY, September 29th!

Love how they aren’t even trying to pretend that anyone else on the Hills is exciting.

P.S. Here’s a nice preview of the Hills!

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/14/check-out-the-new-season-promos/feed/ 0 Another Unfortunate Spectacle of the VMAs http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/14/another-unfortunate-spectacle-of-the-vmas/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/14/another-unfortunate-spectacle-of-the-vmas/#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 04:14:31 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=782 hay guise we dressed ourselfs for the vmas!!

lol. Only Kanye West can overshadow these terrible outfits! Are you wearing drapes or something Holly? And Stephanie, the 60s called…it wants its Aqua Net back!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/14/another-unfortunate-spectacle-of-the-vmas/feed/ 1 Nana Pratt Digs the Playboy http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/04/nana-pratt-digs-the-playboy/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/04/nana-pratt-digs-the-playboy/#comments Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:47:49 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=778 with relatives like this...who needs steph?

Nice. Spencer brainwashed his Nana into pimping the Heidi-covered Playboy.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/04/nana-pratt-digs-the-playboy/feed/ 0 Your Royal Prattesty http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/04/your-royal-prattesty/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/04/your-royal-prattesty/#comments Sat, 05 Sep 2009 02:35:26 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=774 hay guise u may call me king!

Oh man. Sounds like Spencer wants to be called a king now. It’s kind of sad how unsurprising that is.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/09/04/your-royal-prattesty/feed/ 0 Heidi Does Miss Universe http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/24/heidi-does-miss-universe/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/24/heidi-does-miss-universe/#comments Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:10:05 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=770 i has a role model

Oh man. Apparently the Miss Universe pageant was strapped for cash because they picked Heidi Montag as entertainment! Sorry, hon, but you’re no Britney.

They claim in the article that she’s lip-syncing big time, but the video doesn’t seem detailed enough to show us.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/24/heidi-does-miss-universe/feed/ 0 Hide Your Kids – Paris and Doug are Back! http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/19/hide-your-kids-paris-and-doug-are-back/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/19/hide-your-kids-paris-and-doug-are-back/#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 06:11:11 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=767 ALL ABOARD THE FAIL BOATZ

Well, well, well…after Paris and Dougie’s very public breakup in June, looks like she’s taken him back into her, um, life. They’re vacaying in Bora Bora. Who vacations in Bora Bora?!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/19/hide-your-kids-paris-and-doug-are-back/feed/ 0 K-Cav Finds Justin Bobby Non-Repulsive http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/k-cav-finds-justin-bobby-non-repulsive/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/k-cav-finds-justin-bobby-non-repulsive/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:03:37 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=764 AUDRINA WHO??

ROFL. Kristin is all up in the JB for the cameras.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/k-cav-finds-justin-bobby-non-repulsive/feed/ 1 The Hills are So…2D! http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/the-hills-are-so-2d/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/the-hills-are-so-2d/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 06:20:12 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=761 i thinked we were bff til now

Amazing pastel portraits taken from The Hills scenes! This is one of many pieces in the With Friends Like These… exhibit. Of course we had to caption the LOLguna we made of this face. Some more images:

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/the-hills-are-so-2d/feed/ 0 Heidi “Role” Models for Playboy http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/heidi-role-models-for-playboy/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/heidi-role-models-for-playboy/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:49:41 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=758 whoa jayde is lookin hot!

Love it! Remember when Heidi wanted to be a role model for young girls?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/heidi-role-models-for-playboy/feed/ 0 Whitney Serves Up Some Fashion Fail in Central Park http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/whitney-serves-up-some-fashion-fail-in-central-park/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/whitney-serves-up-some-fashion-fail-in-central-park/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:16:22 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=755 uhh guess i forgot mai shirt

Really, Whitney? We understand tanning, but in a bra? In Central Park? And with a weird skirt? We don’t know why we were expecting any better from you…

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/08/11/whitney-serves-up-some-fashion-fail-in-central-park/feed/ 0 Fashion FAIL http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/31/fashion-fail/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/31/fashion-fail/#comments Sat, 01 Aug 2009 06:22:00 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=752 FAIL

Oy Vey! That’s right, under those fashion debacles are Stacie and Holly.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/31/fashion-fail/feed/ 0 Jessica Gets Over Jason http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/31/jessica-gets-over-jason/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/31/jessica-gets-over-jason/#comments Sat, 01 Aug 2009 06:18:41 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=749 i haz a new boy!

Looks like Jessica got over that winner Jason and got herself engaged! Congrats!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/31/jessica-gets-over-jason/feed/ 0 The Hills Girls Go With Plan B http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/25/the-hills-girls-go-with-plan-b/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/25/the-hills-girls-go-with-plan-b/#comments Sat, 25 Jul 2009 17:37:40 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=745 we has a gig motercycle models

Welp, LC’s flown the coop, so the B-List ladies of The Hills need to figure out some way to make a living, right? Naturally, the next step is to do some motorcycle modeling. Love Lo’s Fonz look. LOL!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/25/the-hills-girls-go-with-plan-b/feed/ 0 K-Cav. I Do Not Want You. http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/13/k-cav-i-do-not-want-you/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/13/k-cav-i-do-not-want-you/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:57:16 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=742 DO NOT WANT

LOL.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/13/k-cav-i-do-not-want-you/feed/ 0 Jayde Does PETA http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/13/jayde-does-peta/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/13/jayde-does-peta/#comments Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:28:41 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=739
lettuce rejoice publicity stuntz!

Oh yeah. That’s classy.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/07/13/jayde-does-peta/feed/ 0 Audrina Realizes Leaving The Hills is the “Cool” Thing to Do http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/26/audrina-realizes-leaving-the-hills-is-the-cool-thing-to-do/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/26/audrina-realizes-leaving-the-hills-is-the-cool-thing-to-do/#comments Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:35:15 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=736 PEACE OUT BITCHEZ!

Welp, another one bites the dust. Apparently Audrina is leaving The Hills and getting her own MTV show! What exactly is going to happen on this show? Audrina pretending to be over Justin Bobby and blankly staring at people? Don’t know about you guys, but we’re getting some major Hills-spinoff fatigue.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/26/audrina-realizes-leaving-the-hills-is-the-cool-thing-to-do/feed/ 0 Brody’s a Hot Bachelor…Again http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/17/brodys-a-hot-bacheloragain/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/17/brodys-a-hot-bacheloragain/#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:22:01 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=733 hey babe need a seaman?

Welp, Brody’s one of People’s Hottest Bachelors for 2009. Guess they dropped the Frankie from last year…lol.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/17/brodys-a-hot-bacheloragain/feed/ 0 The Hillsfolk do the Talk Show Circuit http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/17/the-hillsfolk-do-the-talk-show-circuit/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/17/the-hillsfolk-do-the-talk-show-circuit/#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:26:25 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=725 i've been on mtv too get away from me

This week, Lauren’s been promoting her new book, L.A. Candy, and Speidi’s been promoting, well, themselves. Al Roker did a number on them! Let’s take a look at it all, shall we?

Speidi on The Today Show:

Speidi on The View:

Speidi on Jimmy Fallon:

Lauren on Conan O’Brien:

…and Whitney with a cameo on Jimmy Fallon’s Hills-knock-off 7th Floor West!

Whew, anyone else have some video fatigue? Also, for those of you who don’t recognize him, that’s Gavin Rossdale from Bush. A little shout-out to the MTV of yesteryear…like this LOLguna. Or this one. Sigh.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/17/the-hillsfolk-do-the-talk-show-circuit/feed/ 0 Lo Doesn’t Quite Know What to do with Herself Without Lauren http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/14/lo-doesnt-quite-know-what-to-do-with-herself-without-lauren/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/14/lo-doesnt-quite-know-what-to-do-with-herself-without-lauren/#comments Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:00:57 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=722 SENSE this picture makes none

LOL. All we know was this had to do with an Oakley event about learning to surf. WTF.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/14/lo-doesnt-quite-know-what-to-do-with-herself-without-lauren/feed/ 1 Season 6 Preview: The Bitch is Back! http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/14/season-6-preview-the-bitch-is-back/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/14/season-6-preview-the-bitch-is-back/#comments Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:35:10 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=718

Hmm, is Kristin really the bitch? Guess so. And are we really shocked that she would go after JB? We’re gonna need some more clips to hold us over until the fall!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/14/season-6-preview-the-bitch-is-back/feed/ 0 Paris and Doug: Dunzo as Heidi’s Music Career http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/12/paris-and-doug-dunzo-as-heidis-music-career/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/12/paris-and-doug-dunzo-as-heidis-music-career/#comments Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:17:58 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=715
i learned sum math

Oh my. Apparently some shit went down on Tuesday, where Paris pulled a Heidi and caught her man all up in the club with some honeys. She threw things, he called her crazy, and by Wednesday she was in Cristiano Ronaldo’s arms. Guess she wanted to move from the minors to the majors. Read the story linked below for all the drama!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/12/paris-and-doug-dunzo-as-heidis-music-career/feed/ 1 Audrina Finds What We’ve All Been Looking For http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/08/audrina-finds-what-weve-all-been-looking-for/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/08/audrina-finds-what-weve-all-been-looking-for/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:14:40 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=712

i haz a cheezburger

Nice. Audrina does a Carl’s Jr ad.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/08/audrina-finds-what-weve-all-been-looking-for/feed/ 1 LC Brings Normalcy Back to the Hills Franchise http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/08/lc-brings-normalcy-back-to-the-hills-franchise/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/08/lc-brings-normalcy-back-to-the-hills-franchise/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:42:29 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=707
PLAY BALL BITCHEZ!

How cute is Lauren throwing the first pitch for an LA Dodgers game? Speidi’s foray into network TV and the Costa Rican jungle has left America scratching their heads and yelling at the TV, while LC reminds us why we love LC. Lauren Conrad…as American as apple pie! We aren’t really looking forward to the next season. Sigh.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/08/lc-brings-normalcy-back-to-the-hills-franchise/feed/ 0 Speidi Quit I’m a Celebrity More than Jason Wahler Goes to Jail http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/08/speidi-quit-im-a-celebrity-more-than-jason-wahler-goes-to-jail/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/08/speidi-quit-im-a-celebrity-more-than-jason-wahler-goes-to-jail/#comments Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:29:19 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=705
someone call the WAAAAAHHMBULANCE

Welp, looks like Speidi can’t handle the jungle any more than we thought they could. Heidi went to the hospital in Costa Rica for a “stomach infection” and was out the next day. Oh, and apparently they’re telling Stephanie, who’s telling the Twitterverse, that they’re being tortured. And the I’m a Celebrity production people are firing back, saying the two have spent more time in hotels than out in the jungle. Man, where would this show be without Speidi?

In case you care, MTV is doing recaps of the whole week’s worth of I’m a Celebrity on Sunday afternoons with some bonus footage thrown in there.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/08/speidi-quit-im-a-celebrity-more-than-jason-wahler-goes-to-jail/feed/ 0 Spencer Pratt is a Celebrity http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/03/spencer-pratt-is-a-celebrity/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/03/spencer-pratt-is-a-celebrity/#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:31:49 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=701

LOL. We saw pictures for this and just figured it was Speidi being dumb. Little did we know how far it would go. We also can’t believe we watched I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here the other night. Spencer was crazy, wasn’t he?

So…how are you going to deal with Spencer’s new rap career? Maybe we’ll find a rock to hide under until  it ends.

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/03/spencer-pratt-is-a-celebrity/feed/ 0 The Hills Double-Take of the Week 06.01.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/02/the-hills-double-take-of-the-week-060109/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/02/the-hills-double-take-of-the-week-060109/#comments Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:53:50 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=696
oh hai lc nice 2 c u again

Looks like Lauren’s in the forgiving mood for her final episode on The Hills…not only does she go to Speidi’s wedding…she also invites Jen Bunney to her goodbye party. But she didn’t give her a speaking part, or even a caption. LOL. All we have to say is we’re surprised Jayde didn’t keel over after seeing all of Brody’s former flames in this ep. Lauren, Jen Bunney (who defriended because of him, mind you), Audrina, and then Kristin Cavallari. Man oh man!

Oh, and is it just us or does Charlie look like Sleazy T +50 lbs?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/06/02/the-hills-double-take-of-the-week-060109/feed/ 0 She’s Baaaaaaack! http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/30/shes-baaaaaaack/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/30/shes-baaaaaaack/#comments Sat, 30 May 2009 18:07:28 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=693
oh hai papz nice 2 c u again

We all saw K-Cav on the preview for next week’s Hills finale…looks like she’s for realz gonna be on the next season. And blackberrying it up with fellow attention-monger Stacie. We’re sure Brody doesn’t think this is awkward at all – she is his ex after all (remember Lauren in season 2 about Brody? “He’s been touched by Kristin. He’s, like, tainted.” Love it).

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/30/shes-baaaaaaack/feed/ 0 Paris and Doug Continue to be Paris and Doug http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/27/paris-and-doug-continue-to-be-paris-and-doug/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/27/paris-and-doug-continue-to-be-paris-and-doug/#comments Thu, 28 May 2009 04:10:13 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=690
I WANT TEH SEX

Seriously, are there any words?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/27/paris-and-doug-continue-to-be-paris-and-doug/feed/ 3 The Hills Caption of the Week 05.25.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/26/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-052509/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/26/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-052509/#comments Wed, 27 May 2009 05:43:06 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=683
wait we're filming rite now? wut

Love it. Lo looked a little unprepared (or unmakeuped?) for this scene…and Steph had her head in the clouds per usual. Oh, and we’re not the biggest fans of Audrina, but how good did she look at Nylon?

Sorry we’ve been MIA lately. Oh, and have you heard about Speidi’s new reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here? “Celebrity”…yeah. Coming June 1st!

P.S. do you think this is the real Lauren on Twitter?

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/26/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-052509/feed/ 0 Audrina Continues to Pick Real Winners http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/06/audrina-continues-to-pick-real-winners/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/06/audrina-continues-to-pick-real-winners/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 04:54:20 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=678
y'all didn't think i could do it but i found someone worse than jb

Wow…just wow.

P.S. Here’s some more on the Twitter front. Paris Hilton has a Twitter account and she does a lot of photo posting of her and Dougie.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/06/audrina-continues-to-pick-real-winners/feed/ 1 The Hills Caption of the Week 05.04.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/06/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-050409/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/06/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-050409/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 04:40:56 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=675
i totally didn't steal jb's hat

It’s not like Audrina’s been seen with a JB hat before or anything.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/06/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-050409/feed/ 1 Speidi Can’t Do Anything Normally http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/06/speidi-cant-do-anything-normally/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/06/speidi-cant-do-anything-normally/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 04:27:28 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=671
oh hay guise just picking up tha wedding dress

LOL. Who goes to pick up their wedding dress with a compact…and a blackberry…and a fancy video camera…and a cowboy hat? We sure hope this is our last Speidi wedding LOLguna, but sometimes we just can’t help ourselves.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/05/06/speidi-cant-do-anything-normally/feed/ 0 Sibling RivLOLry http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/29/sibling-rivlolry/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/29/sibling-rivlolry/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:19:36 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=665
INVISIBLE BASKETBALL

Note Shady McSpencer in the background!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/29/sibling-rivlolry/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 04.27.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/28/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-042709/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/28/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-042709/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:34:58 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=659
hay guise how do mai hedbands look??!

Sigh, Stephanie still can’t get a clue can she. WTF are you doing with those across-the-forehead headbands? You used to just screw up wearing them regularly, but now you’ve reached a whole new level. What are you trying to be, an Olsen twin?

Also, we’re not focusing on Brody and Audrina because we’re not entirely sure anything even happened. On one side you have a guy who’s been great at playing things up for the camera for a little bit of drama. On the other side, you have a girl who’s starved for attention. Plus where the hell did this hot steamy attraction come from? We’re not really buying it.

Update: LOL, we forgot that the first time Stephanie brought a headband to The Hills it was across the ol’ noggin.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/28/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-042709/feed/ 0 We Can’t Look Away from the Speidi Wedding Trainwreck http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/27/we-cant-look-away-from-the-speidi-wedding-trainwreck/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/27/we-cant-look-away-from-the-speidi-wedding-trainwreck/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 05:42:47 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=656
yah i totes wanna get married...SOON SHE WILL BE MINE!

It’s true. We must be gluttons for punishment because we can’t stop looking at the wonder that is the Speidi Wedding. I mean, really? You brought MTV along AT YOUR WEDDING? Sigh.

In other news, we hear Kristin Cavallari will return to reality TV and be in a few eps of the next season of The Hills! What’s that? You’ll never return to reality TV again, Kristin?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/27/we-cant-look-away-from-the-speidi-wedding-trainwreck/feed/ 0 Time to Get Ready for the Apocalypse! http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/26/time-to-get-ready-for-the-apocalypse/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/26/time-to-get-ready-for-the-apocalypse/#comments Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:03:21 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=649
cant move mai arm think spencer drugged me
why r we here again?

Welp, it’s happened. Speidi have officially tied the knot. In front of MTV cameras no less. Looks like the whole gang showed up, which we guess is nice. Congratulations (we think)!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/26/time-to-get-ready-for-the-apocalypse/feed/ 3 Speidi are Totally Getting Married This Weekend http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/23/speidi-are-totally-getting-married-this-weekend/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/23/speidi-are-totally-getting-married-this-weekend/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:11:28 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=645
IM SO REDDY TO SAY I DO

Let’s see…third time’s a charm? Check out all the latest gossip on the apparent nuptials of Spencer and Heidi THIS WEEKEND:

Everyone seems to be going except Lauren and Whitney…even Lo, LOL.

Another surprising wedding guest is Lauren’s roommate, Lo Bosworth.

“Yes, I am [going to the wedding]. I will be sitting, watching,” Lo dishes. However, Lo hasn’t quite decided on the perfect gift.

“I still have a few more days. I haven’t quite figured out what would be appropriate for them.”

Hmm, we’re not too sure what would be appropriate for them either. Meanwhile, Stephanie is just as confused as usual…

“I don’t know if it’s this weekend. I hope it happens but they keep changing their minds and I can’t keep up,” Stephanie explains. “There’s a possibility that Heidi’s going marry, like, Brad Pitt ! It’s just too confusing with them.”

LOL, what a vote of confidence coming from She-Spencer.

Read the whole story below. Welp, good luck Speidi from LOLgunaland!

P.S. We’ve found some more Hills peeps in Twitter land…aside from Heidi and Spencer there’s Brody, Whitney, Stephanie, and Jayde…send any more our way!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/23/speidi-are-totally-getting-married-this-weekend/feed/ 2 The Hills Caption of the Week 04.20.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/22/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-042009/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/22/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-042009/#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:44:37 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=641
OH NOES

The eyes say it all! LC knows some shit is going down in Hawaii. And this time she doesn’t even care that it’s her old boy toy!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/22/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-042009/feed/ 1 The City Has Taught Whitney Nothing http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/14/the-city-has-taught-whitney-nothing/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/14/the-city-has-taught-whitney-nothing/#comments Wed, 15 Apr 2009 06:59:37 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=632 oh noes we\'re wearing the same thing!!1 at least itz not as bad as her

Come on now, Whitney. You know it’s bad when even the mannequins make fun of you.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/14/the-city-has-taught-whitney-nothing/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 4.13.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/14/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-41309/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/14/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-41309/#comments Wed, 15 Apr 2009 06:15:55 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=630 lol i lost mai pantz wtf do you even own pantz?? get me the eff out of here

All we can say is why the hell is Stephanie so friggin’ prominent in this episode??

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/14/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-41309/feed/ 0 Celebrity Endorsement Fail http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/13/celebrity-endorsement-fail/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/13/celebrity-endorsement-fail/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:46:10 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=628 penta it givez me hornz

Really, Spencer? You’ve stooped to endorsing bottled water for a quick buck? All we could think of with the name penta was pentagram…you know, the symbol of Satan’s footprint and all. With an endorsement from Spencer, it sure don’t give you wings.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/13/celebrity-endorsement-fail/feed/ 1 Some More Hills Recap Hilarity http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/13/some-more-hills-recap-hilarity/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/13/some-more-hills-recap-hilarity/#comments Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:24:42 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=627

As we were waiting to watch this week’s episode of The Hills on the west coast – and balk at the fact that MTV.com is withholding tonight’s video until tomorrow morning (PLUS the screenshots aren’t even up yet!) – we’ve come across a little something to redeem MTV in our eyes – The Hills Detox.

AND we just found a loophole in MTV’s keep-The-Hills-away-from-the-fans-for-as-long-as-possible scheme…a brand new Detox for tonight’s episode is already up! Holler!

Don’t worry, we’ll be captioning it up soon.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/13/some-more-hills-recap-hilarity/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 4.6.09 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/08/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-4609/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/08/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-4609/#comments Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:11:27 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=625 NOM NOM NOM

Good one, Brody. LOL. Wow, so how desperate is Audrina for attention?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/08/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-4609/feed/ 0 Get Ready to LOL Again! http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/01/get-ready-to-lol-again/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/01/get-ready-to-lol-again/#comments Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:51:44 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=623 WE\'RE BAAAAAAACK to back...lolz

Okay, okay…so maybe we’ve been a bit neglectful towards LOLguna Beach these past few months. But that all changes now! Next week, the best show this side of Laguna Beach is returning! Check this out…

…we love how it looks like the whole season could fit into a single episode.

Also, guess who has twitter accounts? None other than Heidi and Spencer. Shocker!

See y’all next week!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/04/01/get-ready-to-lol-again/feed/ 2 Lauren Peaces the Eff Out of The Hills http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/03/06/lauren-peaces-the-eff-out-of-the-hills/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/03/06/lauren-peaces-the-eff-out-of-the-hills/#comments Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:17:07 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=621 PEACE OUT BITCHEZ! lo, u cant take over

Oh snap. LC is outta here! After this coming season she’s leaving The Hills. What the hell? It better not go the way of The City (vomit).

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/03/06/lauren-peaces-the-eff-out-of-the-hills/feed/ 0 Speidi Take Part in Yet Another Pointless Photoshoot http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/27/speidi-take-part-in-yet-another-pointless-photoshoot/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/27/speidi-take-part-in-yet-another-pointless-photoshoot/#comments Sat, 28 Feb 2009 06:22:45 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=613 AUTO-MODELING VICTOREE!!

Maybe Heidi’s found her calling as a car model. And we didn’t think Spencer could look like any more of a d-bag…and then he put on this leather jacket.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/27/speidi-take-part-in-yet-another-pointless-photoshoot/feed/ 0 Paris Hilton Plays with LC’s Sloppy Seconds http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/27/paris-hilton-plays-with-lcs-sloppy-seconds/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/27/paris-hilton-plays-with-lcs-sloppy-seconds/#comments Sat, 28 Feb 2009 05:51:16 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=611 i haz a new pet! but he haz to stay behind me

What’s this? Paris has a new bodyguard? Manager? PR guy? Nah, it’s just her latest boy toy, none other than Lauren’s ex Doug Reinhardt. Apparently ol’ Amanda Bynes is out and he’s been doing things like spending V-Day and, oh, going to Tokyo with Paris Hilton. You know, the usual. (Don’t forget she’s not new to the Hills scene!)

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/27/paris-hilton-plays-with-lcs-sloppy-seconds/feed/ 0 The Hills Called – It Wants Its Bromance Back http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/the-hills-called-it-wants-its-bromance-back/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/the-hills-called-it-wants-its-bromance-back/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:52:44 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=610 hay over here!! shut up and lay low

LOL, we didn’t even plan these back-to-back reuniting LOLgunas. Guess Spencer and Brody are rekindling the flame! Although Brody doesn’t seem all the psyched about it.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/the-hills-called-it-wants-its-bromance-back/feed/ 0 Laguna Beach Called…It Wants Its Romance Back http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/laguna-beach-called-it-wants-its-romance-back/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/laguna-beach-called-it-wants-its-romance-back/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:15:00 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=607 reunited and it feelz so...wait, wut?

Well, well…look what we have here. Jessica and Dieter are back in the swing of things…or should we say swig of things? No, no we should not.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/laguna-beach-called-it-wants-its-romance-back/feed/ 0 Audrina Follows in Lauren’s Shoes http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/audrina-follows-in-laurens-shoes/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/audrina-follows-in-laurens-shoes/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2009 05:35:38 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=605 these r cuter than lo lolz

Audrina’s probably been waiting since Fall 2007 for this chance to be like Lauren!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/audrina-follows-in-laurens-shoes/feed/ 0 Snoop Dogg Counsels Speidi http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/snoop-dogg-counsels-speidi/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/snoop-dogg-counsels-speidi/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2009 04:39:37 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=603 srsly guise i luv the hillz

Sigh. This sorry cross-pollination of Speidi and Dogg after Dark is like a cross between our John McCain and Brandy LOLgunas…lol. Oh, and we’re back! We’ve been in an off-season slump…despite the spin-offs.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/02/19/snoop-dogg-counsels-speidi/feed/ 0 LOLbama http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/19/lolbama/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/19/lolbama/#comments Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:29:42 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=600 YES WE CAN flip flop

LOL…first Speidi say they love John McCain and Sarah Palin, but now they’re totes on board with Barack Obama. Speidi, could this mean sometimes you guys fake things???!?!?!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/19/lolbama/feed/ 0 Audrina Runs into an Unfortunate Outfit http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/18/audrina-runs-into-an-unfortunate-outfit/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/18/audrina-runs-into-an-unfortunate-outfit/#comments Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:47:28 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=599 need a taxi gotta run from the fashun police

Really, Audrina?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/18/audrina-runs-into-an-unfortunate-outfit/feed/ 0 Kristin Returns to the Eighties http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/17/kristin-returns-to-the-eighties/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/17/kristin-returns-to-the-eighties/#comments Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:58:28 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=596 I HAZ A FLASHDANCE

Kristin Cavallari pulls a Heidi and ventures into 80s fashion land. Ouch.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/17/kristin-returns-to-the-eighties/feed/ 0 Maybe There’s More to This ‘Bromance’ Than We Thought http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/17/maybe-theres-more-to-this-bromance-than-we-thought/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/17/maybe-theres-more-to-this-bromance-than-we-thought/#comments Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:05:16 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=594 waitz u arent a bro

Brody may be dating this Playmate chick Jayde, but we’re not sure he’s too comfortable with it. Maybe he’d be happier in the arms of one of his newest bros.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/17/maybe-theres-more-to-this-bromance-than-we-thought/feed/ 0 Jen Bunney: Going Nowhere Fast http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/16/jen-bunney-going-nowhere-fast/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/16/jen-bunney-going-nowhere-fast/#comments Sat, 17 Jan 2009 06:46:29 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=593 drank 2 much haff 2 p

Screw your friends over, Jen Bunney, and eventually karma will come back to bite you. And karma has a camera.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/16/jen-bunney-going-nowhere-fast/feed/ 0 Brody Finding a Bro: More Exciting Than Whitney Finding a Life http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/14/brody-finding-a-bro-more-exciting-than-whitney-finding-a-life/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/14/brody-finding-a-bro-more-exciting-than-whitney-finding-a-life/#comments Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:07:20 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=587 i need me some bros

As much as we don’t want to admit it, we’re liking Bromance better than The City so far. Granted, we’re just getting started, but Bromance is at least sort of funny. Come on, how awesome was this part?

whoa, bro

LOL. Our first animated LOLguna. We love how this bro takes a door to the face and then acts like nothing happened at all. Oh, and we’re pretty sure that if we were on Bromance we would be Michael…*tear*.

laterz mike

So yeah, we’re Team Bromance so far in the battle of the spinoff of spinoffs.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/14/brody-finding-a-bro-more-exciting-than-whitney-finding-a-life/feed/ 0 The City Season Premiere! http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/14/the-city-season-premiere/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/14/the-city-season-premiere/#comments Wed, 14 Jan 2009 08:30:21 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=585 i can haz headband from lc?

We don’t know what to say other than that we’ve found the new Justin Bobby (but we’re pretty sure we realized that a while ago). Jay either has some serious bang problems or he wants to draw attention to his hair every five seconds. Good going there, Whit.

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/14/the-city-season-premiere/feed/ 1 The Hills Caption of the Week 12.22.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/13/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-122208/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/13/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-122208/#comments Wed, 14 Jan 2009 06:59:21 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=582 they see me rollin they hatin I DO get a little 2 much botox sometimez

Yes, it’s true…we’re back from having a life in order to catch up on the Hills finale and more. What can we say about this finale? Hmm, how about the LC/Heidi reunion was so disappointing that they had to stick it in the middle? Ouch. (P.S. we know we already made a ChamiLOLionaire but if the LOL fits…)

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2009/01/13/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-122208/feed/ 1 Happy Holidays from LOLguna Beach! http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/22/happy-holidays-from-lolguna-beach/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/22/happy-holidays-from-lolguna-beach/#comments Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:54:19 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=580 ho ho ho MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/22/happy-holidays-from-lolguna-beach/feed/ 0 Brody Shies Away From the Cameras…For Once http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/15/brody-shies-away-from-the-cameras-for-once/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/15/brody-shies-away-from-the-cameras-for-once/#comments Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:56:44 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=578 STOP IT IM HIDEOUS!!1

Looks like Brody is not feeling the paparazzi love. Too bad we can spot him by his Bromantic interest Frankie and that awesome B tattoo on his hand!

[Source, x2]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/15/brody-shies-away-from-the-cameras-for-once/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 12.15.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/15/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-121508/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/15/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-121508/#comments Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:35:37 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=576 u guys r getting this rite? cuz im not gonna \'member it in the mornin

Love it. Despite Heidi’s drunken state, she’s still acutely aware of the MTV cameras filming yet another one of Spencer’s proposals.

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/15/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-121508/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 12.08.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/08/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-120808/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/08/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-120808/#comments Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:40:00 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=573 oh hai, iz this zack morris? i has been waiting 4 u 2 call me back lol!!!11!

LC breaking out her inner 90s with her trip home. This ep had a little too much Jay and a little too little Justin Bobby. Also, LOL at us getting to see Speidi’s wedding next week.

[OH HAI, IZ THIS AL GORE? Inspiration][Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/08/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-120808/feed/ 0 A Pratt-tastic Vacashun http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/08/a-pratt-tastic-vacashun/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/08/a-pratt-tastic-vacashun/#comments Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:37:24 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=572 a genuine vacashun UR DOIN IT WRONG

You didn’t think Speidi would go and get married and not have more a ton of other staged photos pop up, now did you? We wonder if they ever get lonely just hanging out on their own and with their paparazzi friends.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/08/a-pratt-tastic-vacashun/feed/ 2 Doug Trades in Stephanie For a Shinier Model http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/08/doug-trades-in-stephanie-for-a-shinier-model/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/08/doug-trades-in-stephanie-for-a-shinier-model/#comments Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:39:26 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=570 i has a starlet i can haz fame now?

LOL…apparently Doug realized Stephanie Pratt was not going to help him stay relevant so he decided to go after a more famous version of her, Amanda Bynes. We guess it works?

[Source, x2, x3]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/08/doug-trades-in-stephanie-for-a-shinier-model/feed/ 1 Whitney Takes it to the Club http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/01/whitney-takes-it-to-the-club/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/01/whitney-takes-it-to-the-club/#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:24:34 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=568 rain i makes it

Heh. Whitney going a little crazy with the moola here. We sure hope she made it rain.

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/01/whitney-takes-it-to-the-club/feed/ 0 Whitney Continues to Astound the Fashion World http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/01/whitney-continues-to-astound-the-fashion-world/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/01/whitney-continues-to-astound-the-fashion-world/#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:13:52 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=566 HAY GUISE IM REDDY 4 MAI NEW SHOW!

Sigh…really, Whitney? We still can’t believe you have your very own show and this is how you choose to dress.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/01/whitney-continues-to-astound-the-fashion-world/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 12.01.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/01/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-120108/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/01/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-120108/#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:56:42 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=563 y u bangin justin bobby??

We love how Brody’s always the only one in Lauren’s pool. Guess Audrina realized the error of her ways and how gross Justin Bobby is. And apparently Spencer is a decent person in the eyes of someone other than Heidi, lol. Umm and who can’t wait until The City and Bromance December 29th??

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/12/01/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-120108/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 11.24.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/24/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-112408/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/24/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-112408/#comments Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:31:48 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=562 i can haz 15 moar minutez of fame plz?

Ya gotta feel for Lauren. Audrina’s trying to steal some fame with lame rumors, Whitney’s run off to her own show, and most of all…on what’s supposed to be her big dramatic Hills night, Speidi spoil the fun and the spotlight by announcing their wedding. What will she do to trump them all? Marry Brody? Heh.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/24/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-112408/feed/ 0 Stephanie Gets More Than She Bargains For http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/24/stephanie-gets-more-than-she-bargains-for/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/24/stephanie-gets-more-than-she-bargains-for/#comments Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:51:01 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=559 SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!

Cameron tries to take things to the next level with Stephanie…lol.

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/24/stephanie-gets-more-than-she-bargains-for/feed/ 0 SPEIDI GET MARRIED! http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/24/speidi-get-married/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/24/speidi-get-married/#comments Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:33:26 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=557 speidi get married!

LOL…why in the world would Speidi give up the chance to parade around their wedding by eloping? Oh wait, they kinda did that with their US Weekly cover story. Love it.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/24/speidi-get-married/feed/ 1 Mario Lopez, This is Not How to Stay Relevant http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/18/mario-lopez-this-is-not-how-to-stay-relevant/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/18/mario-lopez-this-is-not-how-to-stay-relevant/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:24:39 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=555 SAVED BY THE BELL: THE NO CLASS

First Slater has a hot body with Audrina, now he’s hanging out with nobodies like Kristin Cavallari and Kim Kardashian. Oh wait, guess he’s hung out with K-Cav in the past…gross.

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/18/mario-lopez-this-is-not-how-to-stay-relevant/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 11.17.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/17/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111708/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/17/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111708/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:57:16 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=552
wtf? cant move this side of mah face!

We’re wondering if Lauren has had that Cleopatra eyeliner tattooed to her face. Oh and of course we had to reference LOLhan thanks to its triumphant return today!

[LOLhan Inspiration][Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/17/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111708/feed/ 0 Brody’s Clubbing Fail http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/12/brodys-clubbing-fail/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/12/brodys-clubbing-fail/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:56:06 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=550 nah brody not so much

LOL, good job being a player Brody. Does Player Fail = Bromance Win?

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/12/brodys-clubbing-fail/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 11.10.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/11/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111008/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/11/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111008/#comments Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:23:31 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=548 i has a pretty makeup just liek alex

Welp, guess we know some more about Whitney’s fugly guy. Okay, okay, so maybe he’s not The Second Coming of Justin Bobby. But we’re not sure yet. Guess this was as good of a segue into The City as we could ask for.  But from the looks of The City preview, it seems like Alex will be sticking his poorly-tanned nose where Whitney doesn’t want it.  Poor male model.

P.S. We have never seen Brent Bolthouse so emotional.

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/11/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111008/feed/ 0 Jen Bunney is Devilish http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/09/jen-bunney-is-devilish/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/09/jen-bunney-is-devilish/#comments Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:46:02 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=547 INVISIBLE BOYFRIEND

Oh, Jen Bunney…how appropriate of you. We’re sure you’ve moved on from stealing Brody and getting dumped by Lauren…but we haven’t.

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/09/jen-bunney-is-devilish/feed/ 0 When Will Speidi Detach From the Hip? http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/04/when-will-speidi-detach-from-the-hip/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/04/when-will-speidi-detach-from-the-hip/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:13:25 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=544 when will speidi break up?

So when do you suppose Speidi will break up? Next month in front of MTV cameras? Next year after The Hills have gone by the wayside? Anyways, now you can vote for yourself at When Will Speidi Break Up?.

Our money’s on never.

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/04/when-will-speidi-detach-from-the-hip/feed/ 2 The Hills Caption of the Week 11.03.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/03/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-110308/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/03/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-110308/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:53:45 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=542 botox ur doin it wrong

Heh…we know we did this same caption a little while ago but Justin Bobby is just ridiculous sometimes. You know homeboy does NOT want to move in with Audrina. Guess now that Brent Bolthouse fired Heidi’s ass she’ll have more time to pose for the paparazzi with Spencer. Gross.

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/03/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-110308/feed/ 0 The Hills Girls Slut it up for Halloween http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/01/the-hills-girls-slut-it-up-for-halloween/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/01/the-hills-girls-slut-it-up-for-halloween/#comments Sun, 02 Nov 2008 05:50:43 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=540 HAPPY LOLLOWEEN!

Gotta love the Hills girls loving the excuse to dress like sluts in the name of Halloween.  And LOL – Holly straight up reused Lauren’s sailor outfit from last year!  Meanwhile, Lauren seemed to forget another one of her costumes last year was a flapper too.  And no comment on Speidi.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/01/the-hills-girls-slut-it-up-for-halloween/feed/ 0 Whitney: New Job, Same Terrible Fashion Sense http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/30/whitney-new-job-same-terrible-fashion-sense/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/30/whitney-new-job-same-terrible-fashion-sense/#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:05:16 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=538 INVALID FASHUN TRANSAXSHUN

Sigh…Whitney has a fancy new fashion job in New York and her own new show…and yet she still can’t shake a terrible taste in clothes.  WTF Whitney?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/30/whitney-new-job-same-terrible-fashion-sense/feed/ 0 The Hills Caption of the Week 10.27.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/27/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102708/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/27/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102708/#comments Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:15:50 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=535 o wait are we filming?

Listen, Chiara…we dig you. You’re down to earth and generally have the only level head on the show. Plus you about had an aneurysm when Audrina said she was getting back with JB. But come on now – you are on the biggest show on MTV…next time give yourself a little once-over in the mirror before filming.

Also, how sad was it that Brandy had to resort to “recording” a “session” at “Audrina’s record company” (haha, okay, so maybe it’s legit). Still, we see what you did there Brandy.

yah this is the only way to get on mtv these days

[Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/27/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102708/feed/ 2 Ya Think Speidi Are Republicans? http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/23/ya-think-speidi-are-republicans/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/23/ya-think-speidi-are-republicans/#comments Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:39:51 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=534 our past publicity stuntz palin comparison

LOL. Can’t wait to hear if Sarah Palin’s reaction is like John McCain’s.

[Source, x2, x3, x4]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/23/ya-think-speidi-are-republicans/feed/ 2 The Hills Caption of the Week 10.20.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/20/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102008/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/20/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102008/#comments Tue, 21 Oct 2008 07:19:34 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=530 dude i could go for a little bromance right now

LOL…guess we were on to something when we first smelled something fishy between Brody and Doug. Time to break out the City *and* Bromance categories!

Oh, and speaking of The City (debuting December 29th!)…Whitney was on the show and naturally showed up a hot mess.

dont mind me, aftershow i just got out of the shower

But wouldn’t you know it if Whitney has *two* guys in New York willing to fight for her and her fugly wardrobe!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/20/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102008/feed/ 0 Lauren and Heidi Reunite! http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/lauren-and-heidi-reunite/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/lauren-and-heidi-reunite/#comments Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:26:00 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=528 okay letz be friends again just don\'t get near me

So we hear Heidi came up to Lauren at her fashion show after-party to congratulate her. ZOMG LAUREN HEIDI REUNION?!?!?  Somehow we doubt it.

[Story, Source]

]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/lauren-and-heidi-reunite/feed/ 0 The Hills News Round-Up http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/the-hills-news-round-up/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/the-hills-news-round-up/#comments Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:21:20 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=526 hmm...what trubble can i stir up today?

This week on The Hills…

Plus big news in the next post!

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