LOLguna Beach http://lolgunabeach.com Adding a little humor to the LOL.C. Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:24:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 en Mario Lopez, This is Not How to Stay Relevant http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/18/mario-lopez-this-is-not-how-to-stay-relevant/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/18/mario-lopez-this-is-not-how-to-stay-relevant/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:24:39 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=555 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Mario Lopez, This is Not How to Stay Relevant", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/18/mario-lopez-this-is-not-how-to-stay-relevant/" });]]> SAVED BY THE BELL: THE NO CLASS

First Slater has a hot body with Audrina, now he’s hanging out with nobodies like Kristin Cavallari and Kim Kardashian. Oh wait, guess he’s hung out with K-Cav in the past…gross.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/18/mario-lopez-this-is-not-how-to-stay-relevant/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 11.17.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/17/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111708/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/17/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111708/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:57:16 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=552 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 11.17.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/17/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111708/" });]]>
wtf? cant move this side of mah face!

We’re wondering if Lauren has had that Cleopatra eyeliner tattooed to her face. Oh and of course we had to reference LOLhan thanks to its triumphant return today!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/17/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111708/feed/ Brody’s Clubbing Fail http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/12/brodys-clubbing-fail/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/12/brodys-clubbing-fail/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:56:06 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=550 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Brody’s Clubbing Fail", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/12/brodys-clubbing-fail/" });]]> nah brody not so much

LOL, good job being a player Brody. Does Player Fail = Bromance Win?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/12/brodys-clubbing-fail/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 11.10.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/11/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111008/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/11/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111008/#comments Tue, 11 Nov 2008 08:23:31 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=548 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 11.10.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/11/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111008/" });]]> i has a pretty makeup just liek alex

Welp, guess we know some more about Whitney’s fugly guy. Okay, okay, so maybe he’s not The Second Coming of Justin Bobby. But we’re not sure yet. Guess this was as good of a segue into The City as we could ask for.  But from the looks of The City preview, it seems like Alex will be sticking his poorly-tanned nose where Whitney doesn’t want it.  Poor male model.

P.S. We have never seen Brent Bolthouse so emotional.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/11/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-111008/feed/ Jen Bunney is Devilish http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/09/jen-bunney-is-devilish/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/09/jen-bunney-is-devilish/#comments Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:46:02 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=547 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Jen Bunney is Devilish", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/09/jen-bunney-is-devilish/" });]]> INVISIBLE BOYFRIEND

Oh, Jen Bunney…how appropriate of you. We’re sure you’ve moved on from stealing Brody and getting dumped by Lauren…but we haven’t.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/09/jen-bunney-is-devilish/feed/ When Will Speidi Detach From the Hip? http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/04/when-will-speidi-detach-from-the-hip/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/04/when-will-speidi-detach-from-the-hip/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:13:25 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=544 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "When Will Speidi Detach From the Hip?", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/04/when-will-speidi-detach-from-the-hip/" });]]> when will speidi break up?

So when do you suppose Speidi will break up? Next month in front of MTV cameras? Next year after The Hills have gone by the wayside? Anyways, now you can vote for yourself at When Will Speidi Break Up?.

Our money’s on never.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/04/when-will-speidi-detach-from-the-hip/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 11.03.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/03/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-110308/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/03/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-110308/#comments Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:53:45 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=542 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 11.03.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/03/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-110308/" });]]> botox ur doin it wrong

Heh…we know we did this same caption a little while ago but Justin Bobby is just ridiculous sometimes. You know homeboy does NOT want to move in with Audrina. Guess now that Brent Bolthouse fired Heidi’s ass she’ll have more time to pose for the paparazzi with Spencer. Gross.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/03/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-110308/feed/ The Hills Girls Slut it up for Halloween http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/01/the-hills-girls-slut-it-up-for-halloween/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/01/the-hills-girls-slut-it-up-for-halloween/#comments Sun, 02 Nov 2008 05:50:43 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=540 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Girls Slut it up for Halloween", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/01/the-hills-girls-slut-it-up-for-halloween/" });]]> HAPPY LOLLOWEEN!

Gotta love the Hills girls loving the excuse to dress like sluts in the name of Halloween.  And LOL - Holly straight up reused Lauren’s sailor outfit from last year!  Meanwhile, Lauren seemed to forget another one of her costumes last year was a flapper too.  And no comment on Speidi.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/11/01/the-hills-girls-slut-it-up-for-halloween/feed/ Whitney: New Job, Same Terrible Fashion Sense http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/30/whitney-new-job-same-terrible-fashion-sense/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/30/whitney-new-job-same-terrible-fashion-sense/#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:05:16 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=538 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Whitney: New Job, Same Terrible Fashion Sense", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/30/whitney-new-job-same-terrible-fashion-sense/" });]]> INVALID FASHUN TRANSAXSHUN

Sigh…Whitney has a fancy new fashion job in New York and her own new show…and yet she still can’t shake a terrible taste in clothes.  WTF Whitney?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/30/whitney-new-job-same-terrible-fashion-sense/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 10.27.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/27/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102708/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/27/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102708/#comments Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:15:50 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=535 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 10.27.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/27/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102708/" });]]> o wait are we filming?

Listen, Chiara…we dig you. You’re down to earth and generally have the only level head on the show. Plus you about had an aneurysm when Audrina said she was getting back with JB. But come on now - you are on the biggest show on MTV…next time give yourself a little once-over in the mirror before filming.

Also, how sad was it that Brandy had to resort to “recording” a “session” at “Audrina’s record company” (haha, okay, so maybe it’s legit). Still, we see what you did there Brandy.

yah this is the only way to get on mtv these days

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/27/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102708/feed/ Ya Think Speidi Are Republicans? http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/23/ya-think-speidi-are-republicans/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/23/ya-think-speidi-are-republicans/#comments Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:39:51 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=534 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Ya Think Speidi Are Republicans?", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/23/ya-think-speidi-are-republicans/" });]]> our past publicity stuntz palin comparison

LOL. Can’t wait to hear if Sarah Palin’s reaction is like John McCain’s.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/23/ya-think-speidi-are-republicans/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 10.20.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/20/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102008/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/20/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102008/#comments Tue, 21 Oct 2008 07:19:34 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=530 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 10.20.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/20/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102008/" });]]> dude i could go for a little bromance right now

LOL…guess we were on to something when we first smelled something fishy between Brody and Doug. Time to break out the City *and* Bromance categories!

Oh, and speaking of The City (debuting December 29th!)…Whitney was on the show and naturally showed up a hot mess.

dont mind me, aftershow i just got out of the shower

But wouldn’t you know it if Whitney has *two* guys in New York willing to fight for her and her fugly wardrobe!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/20/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-102008/feed/ Lauren and Heidi Reunite! http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/lauren-and-heidi-reunite/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/lauren-and-heidi-reunite/#comments Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:26:00 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=528 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Lauren and Heidi Reunite!", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/lauren-and-heidi-reunite/" });]]> okay letz be friends again just don\'t get near me

So we hear Heidi came up to Lauren at her fashion show after-party to congratulate her. ZOMG LAUREN HEIDI REUNION?!?!?  Somehow we doubt it.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/lauren-and-heidi-reunite/feed/ The Hills News Round-Up http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/the-hills-news-round-up/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/the-hills-news-round-up/#comments Sun, 19 Oct 2008 20:21:20 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=526 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills News Round-Up", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/the-hills-news-round-up/" });]]> hmm...what trubble can i stir up today?

This week on The Hills…

Plus big news in the next post!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/19/the-hills-news-round-up/feed/ Don’t Make That Reservation for Don Antonio’s Quite Yet, Spencie http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/dont-make-that-reservation-for-don-antonios-quite-yet-spencie/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/dont-make-that-reservation-for-don-antonios-quite-yet-spencie/#comments Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:34:43 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=524 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Don’t Make That Reservation for Don Antonio’s Quite Yet, Spencie", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/dont-make-that-reservation-for-don-antonios-quite-yet-spencie/" });]]> don\'t call me i\'ll call u

Love that Audrina and Stephanie coordinated their cheap-looking animal prints.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/dont-make-that-reservation-for-don-antonios-quite-yet-spencie/feed/ Clay is Officially Over Chrissy http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/clay-is-officially-over-chrissy/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/clay-is-officially-over-chrissy/#comments Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:24:38 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=521 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Clay is Officially Over Chrissy", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/clay-is-officially-over-chrissy/" });]]> NEW GIRL, PROM?

It’s been a while since we’ve snooped on those crazy Newport Harbor kiddies. Looks like Clay is over Chrissy…he seems to be pulling his signature move on a new girl. “Hey babe, grab the Keystone Light. Let’s go on my boat, and maybe I’ll ask you to prom!”

And yes we still remember it fondly…

Chrissy, Prom?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/clay-is-officially-over-chrissy/feed/ Speidi Gear Up for Halloween http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/speidi-gear-up-for-halloween/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/speidi-gear-up-for-halloween/#comments Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:11:34 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=519 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Speidi Gear Up for Halloween", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/speidi-gear-up-for-halloween/" });]]> this halloween...

Yeah, we’ve stopped trying to figure these two out.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/17/speidi-gear-up-for-halloween/feed/ Whitney’s Excited in The City http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/13/whitneys-excited-in-the-city/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/13/whitneys-excited-in-the-city/#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:37:49 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=517 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Whitney’s Excited in The City", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/13/whitneys-excited-in-the-city/" });]]> INVISIBLE TRAMPOLINE & UNICYCLE

Looks like Whitney’s excited about something…maybe her new show The City?  Heh.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/13/whitneys-excited-in-the-city/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 10.13.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/13/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-101308/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/13/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-101308/#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 06:06:56 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=514 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 10.13.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/13/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-101308/" });]]> hay are mai sunglassez big enough yah ur good

Love it…Whitney is about to fall over because her sunglasses are so big.  And these two sets of sunglasses are just narrowly more ridiculous than Audrina’s and Lauren’s as they talk Justin Bobby atop a scenic overlook.  

We are also eating up this show that’s premiering Saturday - The Hills According to Me. Here’s like half of it.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/13/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-101308/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 10.06.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/06/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-100608/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/06/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-100608/#comments Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:03:49 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=511 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 10.06.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/06/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-100608/" });]]> botox ur doin it wrong

Gotta love Whitney’s facial expressions.

PS:

HAY GUISE DID I GET IT??

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/06/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-100608/feed/ Audrina Better Watch Her Step http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/05/audrina-better-watch-her-step/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/05/audrina-better-watch-her-step/#comments Sun, 05 Oct 2008 23:13:10 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=510 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Audrina Better Watch Her Step", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/05/audrina-better-watch-her-step/" });]]> Jesus Christ it\'s a lauren GET IN THE CAR!

Audrina “doesn’t know what to think” about the rumors of Lauren shacking up with Justin Bobby (eww) so obviously she would run into Heidi’s arms!  LOL.  Better watch out, cause who knows what Lauren will do now.  We don’t know what we’d do if someone spread a rumor like that!  Seriously, it’s probably worse than the sex tape rumor.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/05/audrina-better-watch-her-step/feed/ Justin Bobby is Suddenly Relevant Again http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/03/justin-bobby-is-suddenly-relevant-again/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/03/justin-bobby-is-suddenly-relevant-again/#comments Sat, 04 Oct 2008 05:58:10 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=504 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Justin Bobby is Suddenly Relevant Again", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/03/justin-bobby-is-suddenly-relevant-again/" });]]> BURP dude...wait, what?

LOL.  So let us get this straight…apparently gossip blogger Perez Hilton (best friend to the one and only Speidi) heard from *someone* that Lauren hooked up with Audrina’s boy toy Justin Bobby.  JUSTIN BOBBY.  We’re not even going to justify the rumor with a link (because we’re so much above it, duh)!

Audrina, being the ditz that she is, immediately responded via her blog, saying she doesn’t know who to trust:

I woke up this morning and it seems like just about every gossip magazine or blog has a story about Lauren hooking up with Justin. 

I’m not sure what to believe. Though Justin and I have not been exclusive for quite some time, these rumors are very confusing and hurtful. 

I can’t comment on whether they are true or false.

Sure.  Sounds like Speidi called you up and told you this would be a great way to drum up some drama. Lauren didn’t seem to want to take it sitting down, and boy didn’t she:

 

Here we go again…

 

I woke up this morning in a unfortunately familiar situation. Once again someone has mysteriously called Perez Hilton and had him post another insane and completely false rumor about me. Hmmmmmm… I wonder who it could be? I’m baffled… What kind of person would enjoy watching blogs and the press tear me apart? I really wish I could figure out who would do this. Who is someone that I do not get along with, that possibly has too much time on his hands (between pathetically staged paparazzi shots), that has a relationship with Perez…? No one comes to mind. If anyone can figure it out can you please let me know because I am truly stumped. 

The rumor I’m referring to is that I “hooked up” with Audrina’s non- boyfriend Justin.(eww.) This accusation is insulting on so many levels. I’m being accused of being a bad friend, a slut and a liar all at once. It would actually be funny to me if people weren’t taking it seriously. Do they think I was swept away by his wonderful manners and his commitment to my friend? I love it when guys burp in my face. So hot! Seriously?? I have never even been in the same place as Justin when Audrina wasn’t around. I have been there for Audrina for years of ups and downs with this guy. Now she is accusing me of hooking up with him?? It’s the most awkward position to put me in because I can’t defend myself without putting both her and Justin down.

Bottom line, I did not and would never hook up with Justin.

The worse thing is knowing that a friend, that I’ve known for years and even shared a home with, thinks that I’m capable of that kind of betrayal. I would NEVER hurt a friend like that!

Audrina - We promised we wouldn’t let people get into our ears and make us fight. You KNOW I didn’t do this and I have never given you a reason not to trust me. What you are doing is hurtful and I don’t want to fight with you. Whoever is telling you these things does not have your best interest at heart. I have always been there for you and now I’m being attacked for something I didn’t do. We are supposed to be there for each other when other people do this to us and today you are the one doing it to me. Today you are the reason people are saying mean things about me. You asked me if I did this and I told you I didn’t.

 

Love it.  Especially communicating to Audrina via blog post.  And her description of JB.  Who knows, maybe she got tired of bitches stealing her exes so she thought she’d do the same thing.  But yeah, Justin Bobby?  That’s not even LOLable.  Of course I’m sure Adam Divello et al at MTV are loving this.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/10/03/justin-bobby-is-suddenly-relevant-again/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 09.29.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/29/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-092908/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/29/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-092908/#comments Tue, 30 Sep 2008 06:34:18 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=501 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 09.29.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/29/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-092908/" });]]> dude...wait, what?

Yeah, great job keeping your story straight, Steph.  Love it!  We also loved Jarrett’s triumphant return that consisted solely of girl talk.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/29/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-092908/feed/ Clay-Boy Finds Himself at Area http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/28/clay-boy-finds-himself-at-area/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/28/clay-boy-finds-himself-at-area/#comments Sun, 28 Sep 2008 20:53:26 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=499 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Clay-Boy Finds Himself at Area", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/28/clay-boy-finds-himself-at-area/" });]]> BRRRAAAIIINNNSSS

LOL…looks like Clay is adjusting quite well to LA clubbing.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/28/clay-boy-finds-himself-at-area/feed/ Whitney, Why So Serious? http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/25/whitney-why-so-serious/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/25/whitney-why-so-serious/#comments Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:42:50 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=497 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Whitney, Why So Serious?", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/25/whitney-why-so-serious/" });]]> serious whitney is not amuzed 

We wouldn’t be happy either if someone was documenting those terrible-looking boots and boyfriend. Seriously though, what is this…Justin Bobby Part 2?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/25/whitney-why-so-serious/feed/ LC Does the Emmys http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/lc-does-the-emmys/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/lc-does-the-emmys/#comments Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:40:37 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=494 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "LC Does the Emmys", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/lc-does-the-emmys/" });]]> U HAZ A FLAVOR

It’s been a while since we added to the flavor tag.  Also, congrats to Lauren for presenting at the Emmys last night (like a real celebrity!) and designing the helper ladies’ gowns.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/lc-does-the-emmys/feed/ Itz Lonely on Top (of Spencer) http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/itz-lonely-on-top-of-spencer/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/itz-lonely-on-top-of-spencer/#comments Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:25:34 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=491 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Itz Lonely on Top (of Spencer)", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/itz-lonely-on-top-of-spencer/" });]]> itz mai birthday and ill hang out with spencer even more if i want to!

This is hardly the birthday party we saw in Season 2.  WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS??  WHERE IS THE FACE CAKE???

NOM NOM NOM

 

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/itz-lonely-on-top-of-spencer/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 09.22.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-092208/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-092208/#comments Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:55:35 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=489 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 09.22.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-092208/" });]]> out in publick...must...act...normal...

How’s that workin’ out for you, Spence?  Time to work on your Batman jokes.  Also, we love how Stephanie wondered how anyone would ever find out she was going out with Doug…and Audrina proceeded to tell everyone she ran into about it.  We’re surprised Brody’s mom didn’t hear it from her first!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/22/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-092208/feed/ Audrina Comes to Her Senses http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/19/audrina-comes-to-her-senses/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/19/audrina-comes-to-her-senses/#comments Sat, 20 Sep 2008 05:01:53 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=486 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Audrina Comes to Her Senses", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/19/audrina-comes-to-her-senses/" });]]> PEACE OUT BITCHEZ! look sad until she\'s gone...MISSHUN ACCOMPLISHED!

And…she’s out. Audrina’s finally taken Justin Bobby’s advice and is high-tailing it out of Chateau Audrina. Hmm…wonder what she’ll do now that there’s no real reason for her to be on The Hills anymore?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/19/audrina-comes-to-her-senses/feed/ In a Shocking Twist of Events, Speidi Celebrates Another Loliday Publicly http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/15/in-a-shocking-twist-of-events-speidi-celebrates-another-loliday-publicly/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/15/in-a-shocking-twist-of-events-speidi-celebrates-another-loliday-publicly/#comments Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:08:10 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=484 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "In a Shocking Twist of Events, Speidi Celebrates Another Loliday Publicly", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/15/in-a-shocking-twist-of-events-speidi-celebrates-another-loliday-publicly/" });]]> i haz a crockz!

Heidi, you are such a lucky girl.  We’re so jealous we don’t have a Spencer to arrange a picnic complete with paparazzi to document it all.  Happy Birthday!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/15/in-a-shocking-twist-of-events-speidi-celebrates-another-loliday-publicly/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 09.15.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/15/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-091508/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/15/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-091508/#comments Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:43:02 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=482 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 09.15.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/15/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-091508/" });]]> I WILL CUT U

Think Spencer’s warmed up to the idea of Holly hanging around yet?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/15/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-091508/feed/ LC Haz a Book Deal http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/11/lc-haz-a-book-deal/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/11/lc-haz-a-book-deal/#comments Thu, 11 Sep 2008 19:13:18 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=481 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "LC Haz a Book Deal", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/11/lc-haz-a-book-deal/" });]]> i haz a piece of litricher

Yep, we’re re-LOLing this photo. Lauren Conrad has a three-book deal about - you guessed it - one girl’s trials and tribulations as she moves to Hollywood.  She sure is milking her one-hour move from Laguna Beach for all it’s worth.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/11/lc-haz-a-book-deal/feed/ Brody Bares Some in the Name of Bromance http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/09/brody-bares-some-in-the-name-of-bromance/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/09/brody-bares-some-in-the-name-of-bromance/#comments Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:54:33 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=479 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Brody Bares Some in the Name of Bromance", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/09/brody-bares-some-in-the-name-of-bromance/" });]]> IM 2 SEXY 4 MAI KITSON JEANZ LINE

LOL…apparently this cutout has to do with the final contest for Brody’s new show Bromance. Count us in!

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/09/brody-bares-some-in-the-name-of-bromance/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week (x2) 09.08.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/08/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-x2-090808/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/08/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-x2-090808/#comments Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:46:22 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=477 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week (x2) 09.08.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/08/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-x2-090808/" });]]> boyz get arrested...thatz what they do

Love how Stephanie somehow believes only guys get arrested.  Oh wait!  LOL, and you know she had some recollection of her criminal past when she broke out that knowledge about bail bond places in Vegas.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/08/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-x2-090808/feed/ Lauren Conrad Might Just Float Away http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/08/lauren-conrad-might-just-float-away/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/08/lauren-conrad-might-just-float-away/#comments Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:03:38 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=474 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Lauren Conrad Might Just Float Away", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/08/lauren-conrad-might-just-float-away/" });]]> macy\'s thxgiving dai parade lc

LOL…WTF Lauren?

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/08/lauren-conrad-might-just-float-away/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 09.07.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/07/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-090708/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/07/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-090708/#comments Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:19:02 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=472 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 09.07.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/07/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-090708/" });]]> GET RID OF DRINA WE HATE HER LOLZ quiet kidz mommy haz a hangover

Of course Brody, Lo, etc are going to try to get Audrina out of the picture.  They’re trying to raise their salaries per episode.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/07/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-090708/feed/ LC and Audrina Are Surfin Ur Innerwebz http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/03/lc-and-audrina-are-surfin-ur-innerwebz/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/03/lc-and-audrina-are-surfin-ur-innerwebz/#comments Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:44:28 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=471 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "LC and Audrina Are Surfin Ur Innerwebz", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/03/lc-and-audrina-are-surfin-ur-innerwebz/" });]]>
surfin ur doin it wrong

Come on girls, you’re from Southern California.  You should know how to surf.  Oh well, at least they aren’t feuding.  They almost look as happy with their LG Villa surfboard as Lo was when she was trying to reach a higher place at the DKNY Beach House.  LOL.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/03/lc-and-audrina-are-surfin-ur-innerwebz/feed/ The Hills Caption of the Week 09.01.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-090108/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-090108/#comments Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:58:44 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=468 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Caption of the Week 09.01.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-090108/" });]]> sorry dougie nice guyz finish last

Love it…Lauren’s said that she needs a nice guy only about a million times.  But tonight Dougie gets the shaft.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-090108/feed/ Whitney Meets Her Match http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/whitney-meets-her-match/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/whitney-meets-her-match/#comments Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:44:00 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=466 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Whitney Meets Her Match", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/whitney-meets-her-match/" });]]> yay someone that dressez werse than me!

Sigh.  Guess Whitney traded Hottie McHotpants from The Hills tonight for this scrub who, believe it or not, dresses worse than her.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/whitney-meets-her-match/feed/ Stepford Heidi Returns http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/stepford-heidi-returns/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/stepford-heidi-returns/#comments Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:19:44 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=464 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Stepford Heidi Returns", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/stepford-heidi-returns/" });]]> hmm...thatz moar like it

Ugh…can Speidi do anything that’s not staged?  This looks like a throwback to Stepford Heidi.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/09/01/stepford-heidi-returns/feed/ The Hills Parody of the Week http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/25/the-hills-parody-of-the-week/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/25/the-hills-parody-of-the-week/#comments Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:52:31 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=463 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills Parody of the Week", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/25/the-hills-parody-of-the-week/" });]]> Unfortch, we’ll be gone this week and far from MTV…so no Caption of the Week for a bit. Trust us, we’re as broken up as you about it.

But to tide you over, check out YouTube diva LisaNova’s parody of The Hills. LOL! (NSFW, hilarious)

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/25/the-hills-parody-of-the-week/feed/ Heidi’s “Overdosing” on Terrible Fashion Choices http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/24/heidis-overdosing-on-terrible-fashion-choices/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/24/heidis-overdosing-on-terrible-fashion-choices/#comments Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:51:20 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=461 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Heidi’s “Overdosing” on Terrible Fashion Choices", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/24/heidis-overdosing-on-terrible-fashion-choices/" });]]> the 80s called...and said i can keep da clothez

LOL.  This is from the set of Heidi’s new song Overdosin’.  Wow, just wow.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/24/heidis-overdosing-on-terrible-fashion-choices/feed/ The Hills is into Recycling…Storylines http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/19/the-hills-is-into-recyclingstorylines/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/19/the-hills-is-into-recyclingstorylines/#comments Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:00:04 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=454 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills is into Recycling…Storylines", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/19/the-hills-is-into-recyclingstorylines/" });]]> Okay, last night when we were watching last season’s episode where Lauren sees Stephen again and then the season premiere, we couldn’t help but notice the similarities:

you have a date with a boy from high school? omg!!
i hope mai date with a boy from high school goes well!
remember something super great in high school??
OHHHHHHH its justin bobby! with a leather jacket!
omg! a boy from high school at mai party!!
mai mere existence is damaging speidi\'s relationship

Oh well, we’re sure we’ll still watch.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/19/the-hills-is-into-recyclingstorylines/feed/ Doug’s Out, Kyle’s In http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/dougs-out-kyles-in/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/dougs-out-kyles-in/#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:49:23 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=452 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Doug’s Out, Kyle’s In", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/dougs-out-kyles-in/" });]]> i has a my boy

Oh man. As soon as we’re introduced to Lauren’s guy Doug on camera, she turns around and gets a new man in real life. *Looks* like she’s dating Kyle Howard from the TBS show My Boys (such a good show!). We’ll see if it lasts…he doesn’t seem too excited about the paparazzi.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/dougs-out-kyles-in/feed/ THE HILLS CAPTION OF THE WEEK 08.18.08 http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-081808/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-081808/#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:04:42 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=448 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "THE HILLS CAPTION OF THE WEEK 08.18.08", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-081808/" });]]> INVISIBLE AIR MATTRESS PUMP HAY GUISE HOW DOES MAI HAIR LOOK

Tonight we see Lauren get flustered, Lo continuing to be a super bitch, Spencer being a d-bag, and Whitney giving good reaction facial expressions.  The Hills is back!!

Also, when did the peace sign become a sign for hatred?

peace the eff out

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/the-hills-caption-of-the-week-081808/feed/ The Hills is Back Tonight! http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/the-hills-is-back-tonight/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/the-hills-is-back-tonight/#comments Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:14:55 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=446 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Hills is Back Tonight!", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/the-hills-is-back-tonight/" });]]> Season 4 of The Hills

Holler…we cannot wait!  Will Lauren patch up her friendship with Audrina?  Will Speidi ever talk to Stephanie again?  Will Heidi’s sister choose the good side or the dark side?  Will Lo continue in “super bitchy” mode?  Will Whitney whore it up?  Who knows!  And that’s why we love The Hills.  Tonight at 10pm…be there.

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]]> http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/18/the-hills-is-back-tonight/feed/ What is Kristin Cavallari Doing? http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/14/what-is-kristin-cavallari-doing/ http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/14/what-is-kristin-cavallari-doing/#comments Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:52:22 +0000 lolguna beach http://lolgunabeach.com/?p=444 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "What is Kristin Cavallari Doing?", url: "http://lolgunabeach.com/2008/08/14/what-is-kristin-cavallari-doing/" });]]> INVISIBLE SKATEBOARD

That K-Cav is so wacky.

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