Not exactly previews…and exactly the same…but nonetheless, we’re obvi psyched. Get ready for TUESDAY, September 29th!

Love how they aren’t even trying to pretend that anyone else on the Hills is exciting.

P.S. Here’s a nice preview of the Hills!

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Really, Whitney? We understand tanning, but in a bra? In Central Park? And with a weird skirt? We don’t know why we were expecting any better from you…

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This week, Lauren’s been promoting her new book, L.A. Candy, and Speidi’s been promoting, well, themselves. Al Roker did a number on them! Let’s take a look at it all, shall we?

Speidi on The Today Show:

Speidi on The View:

Speidi on Jimmy Fallon:

Lauren on Conan O’Brien:

…and Whitney with a cameo on Jimmy Fallon’s Hills-knock-off 7th Floor West!

Whew, anyone else have some video fatigue? Also, for those of you who don’t recognize him, that’s Gavin Rossdale from Bush. A little shout-out to the MTV of yesteryear…like this LOLguna. Or this one. Sigh.

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Come on now, Whitney. You know it’s bad when even the mannequins make fun of you.

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As much as we don’t want to admit it, we’re liking Bromance better than The City so far. Granted, we’re just getting started, but Bromance is at least sort of funny. Come on, how awesome was this part?

LOL. Our first animated LOLguna. We love how this bro takes a door to the face and then acts like nothing happened at all. Oh, and we’re pretty sure that if we were on Bromance we would be Michael…*tear*.

So yeah, we’re Team Bromance so far in the battle of the spinoff of spinoffs.

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We don’t know what to say other than that we’ve found the new Justin Bobby (but we’re pretty sure we realized that a while ago). Jay either has some serious bang problems or he wants to draw attention to his hair every five seconds. Good going there, Whit.

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Heh. Whitney going a little crazy with the moola here. We sure hope she made it rain.

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Sigh…really, Whitney? We still can’t believe you have your very own show and this is how you choose to dress.

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We love how Brody’s always the only one in Lauren’s pool. Guess Audrina realized the error of her ways and how gross Justin Bobby is. And apparently Spencer is a decent person in the eyes of someone other than Heidi, lol. Umm and who can’t wait until The City and Bromance December 29th??

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Welp, guess we know some more about Whitney’s fugly guy. Okay, okay, so maybe he’s not The Second Coming of Justin Bobby. But we’re not sure yet. Guess this was as good of a segue into The City as we could ask for.  But from the looks of The City preview, it seems like Alex will be sticking his poorly-tanned nose where Whitney doesn’t want it.  Poor male model.

P.S. We have never seen Brent Bolthouse so emotional.

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