Oh man. Apparently the Miss Universe pageant was strapped for cash because they picked Heidi Montag as entertainment! Sorry, hon, but you’re no Britney.

They claim in the article that she’s lip-syncing big time, but the video doesn’t seem detailed enough to show us.

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Well, well, well…after Paris and Dougie’s very public breakup in June, looks like she’s taken him back into her, um, life. They’re vacaying in Bora Bora. Who vacations in Bora Bora?!

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ROFL. Kristin is all up in the JB for the cameras.

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Amazing pastel portraits taken from The Hills scenes! This is one of many pieces in the With Friends Like These… exhibit. Of course we had to caption the LOLguna we made of this face. Some more images:

• ‘The Hills’ | Lauren Conrad’s Pastel Pathos
• From MTV To Art: “The Hills” In Pastels
• the hills are alive – an interview with karin bubaš

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Love it! Remember when Heidi wanted to be a role model for young girls?

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Really, Whitney? We understand tanning, but in a bra? In Central Park? And with a weird skirt? We don’t know why we were expecting any better from you…

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