Note Shady McSpencer in the background!

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Sigh, Stephanie still can’t get a clue can she. WTF are you doing with those across-the-forehead headbands? You used to just screw up wearing them regularly, but now you’ve reached a whole new level. What are you trying to be, an Olsen twin?

Also, we’re not focusing on Brody and Audrina because we’re not entirely sure anything even happened. On one side you have a guy who’s been great at playing things up for the camera for a little bit of drama. On the other side, you have a girl who’s starved for attention. Plus where the hell did this hot steamy attraction come from? We’re not really buying it.

Update: LOL, we forgot that the first time Stephanie brought a headband to The Hills it was across the ol’ noggin.

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It’s true. We must be gluttons for punishment because we can’t stop looking at the wonder that is the Speidi Wedding. I mean, really? You brought MTV along AT YOUR WEDDING? Sigh.

In other news, we hear Kristin Cavallari will return to reality TV and be in a few eps of the next season of The Hills! What’s that? You’ll never return to reality TV again, Kristin?

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Welp, it’s happened. Speidi have officially tied the knot. In front of MTV cameras no less. Looks like the whole gang showed up, which we guess is nice. Congratulations (we think)!

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Let’s see…third time’s a charm? Check out all the latest gossip on the apparent nuptials of Spencer and Heidi THIS WEEKEND:

Everyone seems to be going except Lauren and Whitney…even Lo, LOL.

Another surprising wedding guest is Lauren’s roommate, Lo Bosworth.

“Yes, I am [going to the wedding]. I will be sitting, watching,” Lo dishes. However, Lo hasn’t quite decided on the perfect gift.

“I still have a few more days. I haven’t quite figured out what would be appropriate for them.”

Hmm, we’re not too sure what would be appropriate for them either. Meanwhile, Stephanie is just as confused as usual…

“I don’t know if it’s this weekend. I hope it happens but they keep changing their minds and I can’t keep up,” Stephanie explains. “There’s a possibility that Heidi’s going marry, like, Brad Pitt ! It’s just too confusing with them.”

LOL, what a vote of confidence coming from She-Spencer.

Read the whole story below. Welp, good luck Speidi from LOLgunaland!

P.S. We’ve found some more Hills peeps in Twitter land…aside from Heidi and Spencer there’s Brody, Whitney, Stephanie, and Jayde…send any more our way!

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The eyes say it all! LC knows some shit is going down in Hawaii. And this time she doesn’t even care that it’s her old boy toy!

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Come on now, Whitney. You know it’s bad when even the mannequins make fun of you.

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All we can say is why the hell is Stephanie so friggin’ prominent in this episode??

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Really, Spencer? You’ve stooped to endorsing bottled water for a quick buck? All we could think of with the name penta was pentagram…you know, the symbol of Satan’s footprint and all. With an endorsement from Spencer, it sure don’t give you wings.

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As we were waiting to watch this week’s episode of The Hills on the west coast – and balk at the fact that MTV.com is withholding tonight’s video until tomorrow morning (PLUS the screenshots aren’t even up yet!) – we’ve come across a little something to redeem MTV in our eyes – The Hills Detox.

AND we just found a loophole in MTV’s keep-The-Hills-away-from-the-fans-for-as-long-as-possible scheme…a brand new Detox for tonight’s episode is already up! Holler!

Don’t worry, we’ll be captioning it up soon.

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