Ya gotta feel for Lauren. Audrina’s trying to steal some fame with lame rumors, Whitney’s run off to her own show, and most of all…on what’s supposed to be her big dramatic Hills night, Speidi spoil the fun and the spotlight by announcing their wedding. What will she do to trump them all? Marry Brody? Heh.

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Cameron tries to take things to the next level with Stephanie…lol.

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LOL…why in the world would Speidi give up the chance to parade around their wedding by eloping? Oh wait, they kinda did that with their US Weekly cover story. Love it.

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First Slater has a hot body with Audrina, now he’s hanging out with nobodies like Kristin Cavallari and Kim Kardashian. Oh wait, guess he’s hung out with K-Cav in the past…gross.

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We’re wondering if Lauren has had that Cleopatra eyeliner tattooed to her face. Oh and of course we had to reference LOLhan thanks to its triumphant return today!

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LOL, good job being a player Brody. Does Player Fail = Bromance Win?

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Welp, guess we know some more about Whitney’s fugly guy. Okay, okay, so maybe he’s not The Second Coming of Justin Bobby. But we’re not sure yet. Guess this was as good of a segue into The City as we could ask for.  But from the looks of The City preview, it seems like Alex will be sticking his poorly-tanned nose where Whitney doesn’t want it.  Poor male model.

P.S. We have never seen Brent Bolthouse so emotional.

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Oh, Jen Bunney…how appropriate of you. We’re sure you’ve moved on from stealing Brody and getting dumped by Lauren…but we haven’t.

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So when do you suppose Speidi will break up? Next month in front of MTV cameras? Next year after The Hills have gone by the wayside? Anyways, now you can vote for yourself at When Will Speidi Break Up?.

Our money’s on never.

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Heh…we know we did this same caption a little while ago but Justin Bobby is just ridiculous sometimes. You know homeboy does NOT want to move in with Audrina. Guess now that Brent Bolthouse fired Heidi’s ass she’ll have more time to pose for the paparazzi with Spencer. Gross.

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