Sigh…Whitney has a fancy new fashion job in New York and her own new show…and yet she still can’t shake a terrible taste in clothes.  WTF Whitney?

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Listen, Chiara…we dig you. You’re down to earth and generally have the only level head on the show. Plus you about had an aneurysm when Audrina said she was getting back with JB. But come on now – you are on the biggest show on MTV…next time give yourself a little once-over in the mirror before filming.

Also, how sad was it that Brandy had to resort to “recording” a “session” at “Audrina’s record company” (haha, okay, so maybe it’s legit). Still, we see what you did there Brandy.

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LOL. Can’t wait to hear if Sarah Palin’s reaction is like John McCain’s.

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LOL…guess we were on to something when we first smelled something fishy between Brody and Doug. Time to break out the City *and* Bromance categories!

Oh, and speaking of The City (debuting December 29th!)…Whitney was on the show and naturally showed up a hot mess.

But wouldn’t you know it if Whitney has *two* guys in New York willing to fight for her and her fugly wardrobe!

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So we hear Heidi came up to Lauren at her fashion show after-party to congratulate her. ZOMG LAUREN HEIDI REUNION?!?!?  Somehow we doubt it.

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This week on The Hills…

• Lauren haz a fashun show! (complete with Jason, Katja, and Holly Madison)
• JB says he didn’t sleep with LC, threatens to punch girls! (hmm, who could’ve started that rumor?  Could he be pictured above?)
• Lauren is still with My Boy Kyle Howard!

Plus big news in the next post!

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Love that Audrina and Stephanie coordinated their cheap-looking animal prints.

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It’s been a while since we’ve snooped on those crazy Newport Harbor kiddies. Looks like Clay is over Chrissy…he seems to be pulling his signature move on a new girl. “Hey babe, grab the Keystone Light. Let’s go on my boat, and maybe I’ll ask you to prom!”

And yes we still remember it fondly…

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Yeah, we’ve stopped trying to figure these two out.

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Looks like Whitney’s excited about something…maybe her new show The City?  Heh.

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