Yeah, great job keeping your story straight, Steph.  Love it!  We also loved Jarrett’s triumphant return that consisted solely of girl talk.

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LOL…looks like Clay is adjusting quite well to LA clubbing.

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We wouldn’t be happy either if someone was documenting those terrible-looking boots and boyfriend. Seriously though, what is this…Justin Bobby Part 2?

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It’s been a while since we added to the flavor tag.  Also, congrats to Lauren for presenting at the Emmys last night (like a real celebrity!) and designing the helper ladies’ gowns.

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This is hardly the birthday party we saw in Season 2.  WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS??  WHERE IS THE FACE CAKE???

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How’s that workin’ out for you, Spence?  Time to work on your Batman jokes.  Also, we love how Stephanie wondered how anyone would ever find out she was going out with Doug…and Audrina proceeded to tell everyone she ran into about it.  We’re surprised Brody’s mom didn’t hear it from her first!

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And…she’s out. Audrina’s finally taken Justin Bobby’s advice and is high-tailing it out of Chateau Audrina. Hmm…wonder what she’ll do now that there’s no real reason for her to be on The Hills anymore?

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Heidi, you are such a lucky girl.  We’re so jealous we don’t have a Spencer to arrange a picnic complete with paparazzi to document it all.  Happy Birthday!

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Think Spencer’s warmed up to the idea of Holly hanging around yet?

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Yep, we’re re-LOLing this photo. Lauren Conrad has a three-book deal about – you guessed it – one girl’s trials and tribulations as she moves to Hollywood.  She sure is milking her one-hour move from Laguna Beach for all it’s worth.

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