Oh Heidi…release a song or two and you think you’re hot stuff or something.  Oh wait, you already thought that.  Kinda like Audrina.

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Update: We really should read the stories that go along with these pictures before just stealing them.  Heidi gives an interview with USA Today saying she wants to release a Christian album one day.  Here are some of the highlights:

“I fell in love with him the second I saw him,” she says. “He’s the most amazing person to exist. Everything you could ever want in a best friend, soul mate and boyfriend.”

Vomit.

“I don’t even want to talk about that,” Montag says. “There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn’t matter to me.”

LOL, that is rich.  Yes, Heidi, you are right up there with Jesus for getting “persecuted” for spreading sex tape rumors.

Montag identifies herself as “kind of non-denominational Baptist” and hopes to release a Christian album one day. Both she and Pratt read the Bible conscientiously. Montag even planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.

That’s right, when Spencer’s not reading Forbes and books about power.

This August, she and Pratt are headed to Africa to “feed children and help build things.”

Sounds like a solid, geniune plan!

Montag likes to think she and the Jonas Brothers are part of a new wave of positive role models. “As a parent, I would not want my daughter looking up to someone throwing money away, on drugs or coming out of rehab,” she says.

Oh yes, Heidi, you are such a pillar of good will.

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Never thought the day would come when Heidi Montag hid from the paparazzi.

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Heh.

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Heidi and Spencer on The View:

Gotta love Heidi saying she never drinks.  And she’s very religious.  Hey Heidi, going to church once a decade with Perez Hilton doesn’t really equal religious.

Mary Kate Olsen talks Spencer and his worminess on Letterman:

Yeah, def Team Olsen on this one.  Remember Spencer’s first exploitation in high school?

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Guess Audrina is important enough now to get people to help her buy clothes.  Looks like this guy is lovin her new body.  We hope he didn’t convince her to buy that leather thing.

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Sunglasses at inappropriate times are nothing new to LOLguna Beach…but Brody goes a little over the top with it on air with Ryan Seacrest.  Brody, you are inside.  And on the radio.  You do not need your sunglasses.

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Looks like Slater can still woo the ladies.

Speaking of SBTB, doesn’t the new girl Brittani from the Real World look like Jessie Spano?

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“We’re financing [the album] ourselves on a shoestring budget,” Pratt said. “It’s so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We’re just heating up the water in the bathtub. It’s gonna get hot!”

There really are no words.

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(Brent Bolthouse overload here at LOLguna Beach…sorry about that!)

Aww, isn’t it cute how Brent tries to show the world he can hang with 2008 Bachelors of the Year such as Brody Jenner by being seen with his leftovers?

Yeah, not really.

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Guess Brent Bolthouse and Jared Leto are chums.  Maybe if Brent Bolthouse was on MTV back when Jared Leto was, he’d be less of a laughingstock.

Those were the good ol’ days of MTV (sigh…FOURTEEN years ago).

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