Welp, another one bites the dust. Apparently Audrina is leaving The Hills and getting her own MTV show! What exactly is going to happen on this show? Audrina pretending to be over Justin Bobby and blankly staring at people? Don’t know about you guys, but we’re getting some major Hills-spinoff fatigue.

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Welp, Brody’s one of People’s Hottest Bachelors for 2009. Guess they dropped the Frankie from last year…lol.

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This week, Lauren’s been promoting her new book, L.A. Candy, and Speidi’s been promoting, well, themselves. Al Roker did a number on them! Let’s take a look at it all, shall we?

Speidi on The Today Show:

Speidi on The View:

Speidi on Jimmy Fallon:

Lauren on Conan O’Brien:

…and Whitney with a cameo on Jimmy Fallon’s Hills-knock-off 7th Floor West!

Whew, anyone else have some video fatigue? Also, for those of you who don’t recognize him, that’s Gavin Rossdale from Bush. A little shout-out to the MTV of yesteryear…like this LOLguna. Or this one. Sigh.

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LOL. All we know was this had to do with an Oakley event about learning to surf. WTF.

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Hmm, is Kristin really the bitch? Guess so. And are we really shocked that she would go after JB? We’re gonna need some more clips to hold us over until the fall!

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Oh my. Apparently some shit went down on Tuesday, where Paris pulled a Heidi and caught her man all up in the club with some honeys. She threw things, he called her crazy, and by Wednesday she was in Cristiano Ronaldo’s arms. Guess she wanted to move from the minors to the majors. Read the story linked below for all the drama!

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Nice. Audrina does a Carl’s Jr ad.

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How cute is Lauren throwing the first pitch for an LA Dodgers game? Speidi’s foray into network TV and the Costa Rican jungle has left America scratching their heads and yelling at the TV, while LC reminds us why we love LC. Lauren Conrad…as American as apple pie! We aren’t really looking forward to the next season. Sigh.

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Welp, looks like Speidi can’t handle the jungle any more than we thought they could. Heidi went to the hospital in Costa Rica for a “stomach infection” and was out the next day. Oh, and apparently they’re telling Stephanie, who’s telling the Twitterverse, that they’re being tortured. And the I’m a Celebrity production people are firing back, saying the two have spent more time in hotels than out in the jungle. Man, where would this show be without Speidi?

In case you care, MTV is doing recaps of the whole week’s worth of I’m a Celebrity on Sunday afternoons with some bonus footage thrown in there.

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LOL. We saw pictures for this and just figured it was Speidi being dumb. Little did we know how far it would go. We also can’t believe we watched I’m a Celebrity…Get Me out of Here the other night. Spencer was crazy, wasn’t he?

So…how are you going to deal with Spencer’s new rap career? Maybe we’ll find a rock to hide under until  it ends.

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